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And with this hat, you'll come alive.
Hotdiggity, I'm alive!
What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty?
Hmmm...
What? Why doesn't anyone care about what I say?
Because you're a stupid n00b! Ha Ha Ha!

 

Evan, I don't think we should go out anymore. I'm having family problems, and I'm taking a break from boyfriends right now.
One day later...
I love you more than anything!

 

Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

 

Profile for LiLCuTiEKiSsErBaBy1234: I'm SiNgLe BuT CrUsHiN'!!@@
BLah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah hugs 'n' Kisses Ha hahahaha
In person:
Loser!

 

YOU HART MAH FILLINS! hahahhahha blah blah blah blah blah blah

 

Don't you hate it...
...when you go to the bathroom...
...and there's no toilet paper?

 
You smell really bad.

 

Now, here we have Heaven.
Ok.
And here's your mind on drugs
Familiar.
Which one would you rather be in?
Which ever one was number 51/2.

 

Now this is an untitled series so it could be anything.
Why don't we make it magic?
Abra-Cadabra!
Hocus-Pocus!
We gotta work on this or else...
Hey! I can read your mind! I thought I was alone that night! YOU'LL PAY!

 

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey, look at me. I'm an experienced skier. I'm really cool!
I get right-of-way since I'M experienced and you're not. (chuckles) Maybe you could be half as good as me one day, snowboarder!(stupidly laughs)
(Does hard turn and sprays snow in your face) Ho ho!

 

Damn it! I have to acolyte today.
God is good!
YOU are not WORTHY! YOU are going to BURN! IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL AND ALL SATAN AND THE DEVIL!
Robb, quit laughing at me.
Hahahaha! I'm going to make a comic about YOU now!

 

3 years ago...
Man, I'm sick of doing this.
There, there, Robb. It's ok.
Me...
Man, I have the feeling I'm gonna get made fun of for acolyting some day...I'll just make fun of someone now...
Hahahaha! You suck.
You'll see someday!

 

Haw! (smashes snow in Evan's face) Haw haw!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
How you feeling Brett?

 

Y0 im inda hosue bitoch
Don't make me ban you.
OMG WTF>>?? WHY WOLUD YUO DO TAHT?
Because you mess everything up!
...Yeah...
OMGWTF!

 

A 7th Heaven freak...
Oh my god! 7th heaven is on!!
Tonight, on 7th heaven...
God, what is UP with you kids!? Your not acting normal!!
What are you talking about!? I just came home from school a few minutes late!
You could have gotten yourself KILLED for being out that 2 minutes late! I need a beer!
DAD! Its like I don't even know you! You only drink a beer every other day except Sundays! You broke that rule!!!!

 

Oh my god, Dad!
Oh my god your ass! I can't believe I have to say this now that your in 8th grade! Go to your room!
He hurt my feelings... I'll get him back tomorrow when I wake up!

 

Oh my god, Dad!
Oh my god your ass! I can't believe I have to say this now that your in 8th grade! Go to your room!
He hurt my feelings... I'll get him back tomorrow when I wake up!

 

Oh my god, Dad!
Oh my god my ass! I can't believe I have to say this now that you're in 8th grade! Go to your room!
He hurt my feelings...I'll get him back tomorrow when I wake up...

 

Haha! The trap is set!
What the...?
HAHA! I GOT YOU DAD! THE CHAIR IS 2 FEET AWAY FROM WHERE IT SHOULD BE!
My own son...Disorganizing the house...What will he do next? (crys)

 

Hey, I'm Satan. You look kinda familiar.
Yeah, I'm Belial...I think i know you from somewhere.
50 years earlier...
25 years earlier...Satan didn't do good in school.
Whats 5x5...4x4...3x3?
666, 666, and this is just a guess, but 666.

 

They never could pick up chicks, either.
Will you go out with me to hell?
No, you suck.
Collage was a problem, as well.
...SAT score:666, worked at death metal concert, then joined the band Chaos Eternal Internal...
I don't think you're really what we're looking for...
Back to present...
Must have been nothing.
Yeah.

 

Boy, this year is going to be an interesting one.
Why, boss? Production is through the roof, and morale has never been better since we all switched to Geico.
That's just it. The Naughty Index is up to 89% this year! We're overstocked!
Holy Jizz Turrets Santa! What are we going to do?
That story sucks, there's no pun in. It was my reflexes.
Now that I'm down, wanna have sex?

 

Ok, class. Do your novel response or you fail.
I...uh...forgot mine.
Now you shut up! (Man, I'm tough!)
Mr. Hoffman burns!!!hahahaha!
NO NO!
Welcome, to AOHell, version 2.0! You've got sin!

 

Boy, this year is going to be an interesting one.
Why boss? Production is through the roof, and morale has never been better since we all switched to Geico.
That's just it. The Naughty Index is up to 89% this year! We're overstocked!
Holy Jizz Turrets Santa! What are we going to do?
Here's a hand for Christmas. Now let's fuck!

 

Hi, Evan.
Hi.
OH MY GOD! WHY ARE YOU FLIPPING OUT ON ME?
I'm not.
....
I'm so sorry! It was all me! Please forgive me!

 

Basically, I've been ruling for the 26th thousand years.
I thought that was me!
Well, technicially, since we're twins, we're both ruling right now.
Is there a constitution?
Yes. It says they must break all ten commandments.
:)
:)

 

So I've commited 8 of them.
Ok, lets have sex.
Half an hour later...
Now, we have to do something bad...
Yo mammas so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. Yo mammas so fat, we're sitting in her right now.
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

I WANNA HAVE SEX! I WANNA HAVE SEX!
Ok, keep your pants on.
Not literally.

 

I walk on the other side of a pole a little bit slower than my dad...
Evan, what were you thinking? You could have gotten lost!
How could I have gotten lost?
Evan, you know what? I'm SICK OF THESE WISE-ASS REMARKS!
?
I don't get it...
EVAN! WHAT ARE YOU SMILING FOR? YOUR FATHER AND I ARE VERY PISSED AT YOU!

 

Did my comic make you laugh?
Kinda.
It made me horny.

 

Happy Birthday, Jesus! Santa sends his love...and this present.
That milk-swilling glory hound? Put it with the others.
...and I want a doggy, and another leg for Jimmy, and a seashell, and a Polly Perky Tits dolly, and...
For the last time, I'm not santa!!! Now go play in Saddam's bunker.
...just passing by...
Come closer...

 

Can you hear me now......good.
Can you hear me now......good.
?
The companys LOVE him! What about inSURANCE?!
Save me! SAVE ME!!!
Can you hear me now......good.

 

Dad...
Yes?
I've got to tell you something...
The drama is making me TENSE!
...but I don't have enough courage to say it...

 

Yo, sup G? Ima busta cap ifya don't get in he-ya.
Now, he-ya we have mah house. Dem coppas said I had to do this, ya'll.
Now, getta hell outa he-ya, befo I busta cap in jo ass all da way to HAARRRLLLLEMMM!!!
Oh....My.....Dad....you are hot.

 

I'm going to kill you now.
.....
I'm going to kill me too.
.....
.....
It's a letter from the White House.

 
Wallace gets his kicks on calling people satanic for the music they like.
Yeah, I listen to all Christian music.

 

OH MY GOD! I CAN'T FIND MY CAR KEYS!
DO YOU KNOW WHERE MY CAR KEYS ARE?
No.
OMFG TAHT WAS A COOOOLL STRPI!!

 

And then her tounge plunged in, and orgasm sprang!
Go! Jigglypuff!
[Laff has joined #stripcreator]
Hey guys.
You are in the middle of a steamy, unyeildingly hot pokemon lemon.
It's dominatrix time!
I love that word! Dominatrix, dominatrix, dominatrix!

 

On the 6th day of Christmas, my true wang gave to me...
6 Tobors cornholing...
To the beginning...
5 Golden n00bs!
And a mAAk_beNN in a leav'n thread...

 

12 turbines generating....
Ha, ha!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 
Ohhhh! OHHHH! YES! YES! YES!!!
Is that all?

 
No...NO....I don't deserve this...
(He got pecked to death)

 

You say the prayer Evan.
WethanktheLordforchurchOmen.
Hahahahahaha! That's funny!
Don't do the sniff.
Class, we have a new student.
*Sniffs book* That one smelled bad....*sniffs another book* mmmm...smelled like old library!
Hello, Sir. May I impress you with my physical dynamics? Let me insure you, that I am the "shizzle forizzle". *nerd laugh*

 

Hahahaha!
AHAHAHAHAHhahahaha! Picolo! Turkey! HAHAHA!
Let me inform you that we are here to learn about god, not the new shiznizzle.
Yes, that is right. Settle down Evan. You too, Tony.
In the other room....
Glory, Glorrrrrryyyyyyyyyyy! To god, to god!
Ahahahaha! They must be killing someone! Hahahahaha!

 

The dad in his priest outfit...
God is GOOD!!! GLORY TO GOD!!!
*mumbles lightly*
Now, I was going to do my sermon, but something is really troubling me.
And you don't know what it is, so let's laugh at you!
No! I'm ruined! (crys)
Ha ha!

 

Jootai tai tai moosasa oka mao!
What's she saying? This depends on the human fate!
Well she could be saying It's time....
...or yes...or no...
...wait I think I'm paraphrasing.

 

....
Still nothing...

 

 

 

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