All comics by lone_wolf_3652000

 

State rivalry extends even to the Furry Forest....
You live in Michigan?
Yeah Cutter, I live in Michigan.
F@#* YOU! Ohio all the way!
Uh....Yeah.

 

According to my calculations, my virus should be entering its next mutation any moment now.
NOOOOO!
This just in....Humans are becoming Furry....And Furries are becoming human as this viral outbreak continues!

 

Dew, is that you man? Holy crap! We're all humans!
Fang! OMG! This is so freaking cool!
Meanwhile, back at Steve's lab....
WTF?!? Jer? I thought you were a fur?!?
Naw... I was faking it... I'm just a horny stoner...
B-B-B-But-t-tt that means...
Oh yeah... You're gonna get raped...

 

I think I've come up with a treatment. It should start working in a few minutes.
Great, I'm tired of this shit already.
What?!

 

Oh my gawd, Steve's treatment is awesome!
Yes it is. Who were you before?
Granny
Holy shit! I was Uncle Perv! Wanna get it on?

 

Ripper, The BDSM Bunny...
Damn it! I left Naomi tied up in the dungeon...and now I've lost the keys...
Hello Master.
Hello Naomi....How did you get out?
I'm cute and adorable, I can do ANYTHING!

 

This is WFUR-The Fur! DJ Big Fang rocking the house with your top of the hour News Break.
It appears the recent pandemic unleashed by that totally diabolical Steve has finally come to an end...
In other news however, The CDC advises everyone to be on the lookout for new swine flu symptoms...

 

Fang, what happened to you?
I got the swine flu...I blame Steve.
Oh crap, what's happening?! You've got it too!
Where you going?!
RUN! It's Toby on a bacon hunt!

 

So, was the swine flu thing your idea too?
My new plan is to have Toby vore all the Furs, since they've all become swine and he can't refuse bacon.
You need help dude.
Why does everyone keep telling me that?

 

The Furs storm Steve's lab to take their revenge...
You will become one of us...
No...not that...anything but that.
So long sucker!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
GET IN MY BELLY!!!!
Toby...let's be reasonable here...Come on...you don't need to do this....

 

Well, I'm glad that mess is over...
Ah, Fang, there's something you need to see.
What the hell?!
I'm BACK!!!!!
Toby...next time CHEW before you swallow your food...

 

Late one night at WFUR....
There a problem officer?
Well, we're getting reports of a glowing object on top your antenna.
I'll look into it.
Outside the WFUR Studio...
Ok Dew, take 5...
You're a real pal Fang.....

 

Why so serious?
Well, do you know anything about time/space...or how to repair a rip in the fabric of what we perceive to be reality?
Hmm...let's see.
Yeah, called pretending you didnt do it and walk away.
Works for me. I'm outta here.

 

So tell me again why it's @#$%ing snowing here in the Forest?
Simple. It's global warming.
Yeah? Well all this global warming has made me so happy I could just....
!!!
Nevermind, I already did and you seem to have stepped in it.
@#$%

 

The government just wants us to think there is such a thing as global warming. It's actually a conspiracy.
That is the most paranoid thing I've ever heard!
It's true. The government can control the weather.
You are so para....
You were saying?..
....

 

Death's Dilemma Upon encountering the Zombies of Occupy Wall Street.
WTF am I supposed to do here?! These asswads are already dead from the neck up!!!!
Tax the rich...redistribute the wealth....
by lone_wolf_3652000, 10-20-11

 

This is just wrong. Ninjas shouldn't fight each other...
You're right. But I have an idea that just might work....
??
Ok...Game on!
Yarrrr!

 

Yep, It's good to be 'The One'..I can do anything I want in the Matrix.
!!
I am the Architect. I created the matrix. I've been waiting for you. You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human..
Except find a place where this assclown can't find me!

 

If a mouse farts in the middle of the Occupy Wall Street protest, do we smell it?
Master, one cannot hope to detect the ill wind of a rodent in the middle of a sea of unwashed humanity.
You are WISE, my son!

 

Tell me, my disciple, what is collective bargaining in unions?
Paying an idiot money in order to get a job in the first place, then paying that idiot more money every week, trusting that he will act in your best interest later.
Wiseguy.
Indeed, Master.

 

The Fellowship is broken Glimi, only you and I remain. We must complete the quest ourselves! The One Bong must be destroyed!!
Nay, Master Gandalf, I say we SMOKE IT!
The Bong answers to only one master!...
I said SMOKE IT WIZARD!!!!
-Sigh- Alright, we're screwed no matter what. May as well kill a few brain cells. One Bong to fry them all...One Bong to find them...
Hang on dude, I got some Longbottom Leaf...

 

hehehe...Dwarf Dude...we are like...so stoned.
Aye...I can't feel my face...I probably won't even feel it when Sauron bitchslaps me...
Dwarf Dude...you hungry all a sudden?
Aye, I could use a Twinkie or two..
What the hell is a Twinkie?
Dunno, but it sure sounds better then Lembas...

 

Why Orcs hate Dwarves
Far over the Misty Mountains cold, we brew a beer called Dwarven Gold...
Alright already, I'll try it!
This tastes like Dwarf piss!
Aye..I may have filtered that bottle through my kidneys first!
Graahhhh!

 

Hey Lass, do ya have a wee bit o Scots in ye?
No, I certainly do not.
Do ya want some?
F@#$%ing perv!

 

Gandalf refills his stash
Elf Chick, I like...really need some more 'pipe weed' heh heh!
Already?! -sigh- Alright Gandalf, but this is going to cost ya.
Name it.
You gotta give the dragon a prostate massage. He's really getting cranky.
What?! I've never done that to a dragon before...
Well, yeah, but I have it on good authority that in 60 years, you'll kill a Balrog...

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