All comics by 4X4

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
Welcome to McDognalds, can I take your order??
I want my money back, slutty fucktard!!
Are you registering a complaint? I'm new here, but I'm almost sure you write a complaint or explain it to me as I write it for you and put it in the complaint box
The noise adn smell in here is too unsanitary it makes me vomit my popcorn kittens and the pedigree rings!!!
I told Usha this was a bad idea. The bitch...
IF YOU WON'T FUCKING GIVE ME MY FUCKING MONEY BACK I'LL COMPLAIN TO YOUR MOTHAFUCKING MANAGER AND TOSS THE BULLSHIT ON HIM, AND I'LL MENTION YOUR NAME. By the way, what's your name???

 

by 4X4
4-21-05
You got to lose that extra weight! Otherwise you'll never appear on the latest Lucozade commercial!
FUCK THAT!!! I'll just gain a few pounds for the McDognald's commercial
Umm, about that, the cimmercial idea was ceased because iot will make McDognald's look worse...
Oh shit on that, I'll just speak on the gay rights commercial
But you're suffering from Homophobia...
I saw you wank, so don't get cocky with me

 

by 4X4
4-23-05
Your arse is with no doubt HE-UGE!!!
Ducktape brain...
Shite machine
Feather dick
Dribble-mouthed cheesecake

 

by 4X4
4-23-05
Fucking 8 Mile ruined comedy specials

 

by 4X4
4-23-05
BUK BUK BUK
Am I really going to slaughter a poor turkey for Thanksgiving
BUK BUK BUK
Or am I Jewish, making a big mistake by celebrating a Christian festival
BUK BUK BUK
Or is this a chicken???

 

by 4X4
4-23-05
A time warp with a spaz robot? Great. Just perfect
I HEARD THAT
Oh...sugar
AND HOW COULD A ROBOTIC CRATION BE SPASTICATED???
Virtual memory too low, much too low...
THAT IS WINDOWS 2000 AND XP

 

by 4X4
4-23-05
WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!
Yeah, an' all the chicks will dig me when me face on TV
WE ARE NOT USING SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!!
Who cares
Sigh
All the chicks will no me name

 

by 4X4
4-23-05
Your bald spot looks like a bowling ball
and...
MY BEARD LOOKS LIKE A RIPPED PIECE OF PAPER!! There, no leave me alone

 

by 4X4
4-24-05
What the fuck's going on with that Peter Kay mimed single? On the top of the charts for 6 weeks! 6 WEEKS!!!
Shocking, just shocking...
Sinse when did the Simpsons family ever became a respected part of media? Ashlee already has gone down the drain faster than sis Jessica, giving Matt Groening a bad name!!!
Shocking, just shocking...
And all the AIDS effecting Africa, sheesh afford a condom would you? Yes, I am racist alien!
Shocking, just shocking...

 

by 4X4
4-24-05
Studying your face, you are a Sephardi Jew...
You're a racist shitbum

 

by 4X4
4-24-05
Show me your tits one more time and I'll comit suicide!

 

by 4X4
4-24-05
I have an answer for that...
Yes...

 

by 4X4
4-24-05
Yo glasses are thicka than yo mama's tits, you nerds always jerk about and have everlastin' fits when it's game over or y'all didn't make da high score, go lick a pussy you mental whore!
I put the Hammer in MC Hammer Fuck proper english and lessons in grammar I'm a giant, 'mong all of Y'all small ants you can't even picture me in ma underpants, YOYOYO!!
Go fuck yourself 2-eyes...

 

by 4X4
4-24-05
After a good day, I always like to go to the beach here in Hawaii, where sunbathing is a chore, not an option!
Then I think I'll skip my next trip here then, cheers for the tourism hint...

 

by 4X4
4-24-05
Delicious!
Muy Bien!!
So, how's you're spanish lessons, Dora the Explorer???
Not too well, punctuation mistakes here and there, e.g I forgot the 3 upside down Exclamation marks
Not your fault, computer is not Spanish Enbland
Yeah, fuck Bill Gates, can shove Service Pack 2 up Pamela's pussy!!!!

 

by 4X4
4-24-05
Come on, one more...
Fine *HIC*, waitress, another Clasberg please...
Come on, one more...
Fine *HIC*, waitress, another Clasberg please...
Come on, one more...
Fine *HIC*, waitress, another Clasberg please...

 

by 4X4
4-24-05
Wanna buy new clothes???
No, I think the clothes we wear right now really express our style
...
You BADLY need to read more girl magazines

 

by 4X4
4-24-05
Ladies and gentlemen, the truth is unfolded, after many long yeats, research reveals that french mimes have been extinct due to a mass exposure to colour
Observe...
Now look at the next one implode carefully...

 

by 4X4
4-24-05
:D
I always lose at Risk!

 

by 4X4
4-24-05
You are now watching EyeWitness News on Channel 3. Let us all have a closer look at the sponsored event for North and South Dakota to join together for a week...
As you can see, mild improvements, begining signs of civil war, and other North American acts of a barbaric nature. This was EyeWitness on Channel 3, good evening...

 

by 4X4
4-24-05
Better

 

by 4X4
4-24-05
Why Are we here, oh great Bhudda? For her sake, why are we here oh Gunnesh?
Who are we?
???
Your Ammnesia again
What the fuck is a Bhudda?

 

by 4X4
4-24-05
I'm smarter than you
I have vicious tendecies, unlike SOMEONE
I sleep with half my brain, and the rest is awake!
I have a dick
Fish don't have dicks, you're unbearable
Your Filthy/Gorgeous

 

by 4X4
4-24-05
I have the colour of blood
I have the colour of the water
Blood explains anger and pain in so many ways
The sea is a calm, happy place and haven for fish
Blood also comes out of women's vaginas
The river leads to the sea and- EEEEW, I DON'T WANNA EVEN THINK OF THAT!

 

by 4X4
4-24-05
RABBIT SEASON-RABBIT SEASON-RABBIT SEASON-
DUCK SEASON-DUCK SEASON-DUCK SEASON-
ELMER SEASON??!
ELMER SEASON??!
*Gulp*

 

by 4X4
4-24-05
That's an Elephant gun, go shoot an elephant with it!
???
You do and I'll give you such a pinch!!!

 

by 4X4
4-24-05
BEEP BEEP
Time to see what Acme has to offer...

 

by 4X4
4-25-05
Fucking cement compeny...
What happened??? I can't remember a thing!
We stepped into wet cement, and ran to wash it in the ocean and drowned
And how are we talkin
THROUGH OR ARSECHEECKS!
Of course, thought it our words came a bit unclear

 

by 4X4
4-25-05
Welcome to McDognalds, may I help you?
One Caesar Salad and a diet coke. Oh, and McMinies!
Kind sir, Just a freindly reminder that we use electricity here
Pfft, cheapstake...
I'm not Amish I'm Jewish, wait, this place isn't kosher I almost forgot...

 

by 4X4
4-25-05
McDognald's, what would you like to order?
What do you recomend?
I advise on the Half Kitty with cheese, only £1.35
Well what do you know, I'm not hungry anymore!
Shit, another pussycat? I gotta stop recomending that burger...
Excuse me, I'd like to protest against what you just said!!!

 

by 4X4
4-25-05
McDognald's, ask me about the free doidle with every Bark meal. How may I take your order
Yeah, can I have some limp Poodle Noodles?
Terribly sorry, these are no longer served due to lack of popularity. Anything-
WHAAAAAAAAAAAT? I ALWAYS TAKE LIMP NOODLES!! YOU SHALL DIE!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAMING FART FLICK!!!

 

by 4X4
4-25-05
I'm sorry for making you work at McDognalds, Yo-Yo. I heard what Captain LongPenis did and I now know that *sob* in real life you may be gone, but in *weep* our hearts, you'll always stay right-
Cheer up, Usha, I'm alive!! Captain LongPenis is a weak bumfuck, and his flames hurt less than a mosquito bite!
THERE????????!!!!
How nice of you, slutty constipated dorkess!!
Oh, so I take back what I said, bitch, you had me worried, and you are STILL working at McDognald's

 

by 4X4
4-26-05
Help, Captain LongPenis, My son is stuck atop the of the red office complex, and there's a fire on the bottom floor and he can't get out!!
No worries, I'll just use a trick I've been saving for a rainy day...
SUPER BURP TARGET IMPLOSION!!!
But now my son is dead, and so is the whole of Manhattan!!
You can still search for his corpse, and anyway, the evil building is defeated thanks to... CAPTAIN LONGPENIS!!!!

 

by 4X4
4-26-05
Ma'am, I think you had too much to drink. Cease, or you'll be sprayed with artificial tomatoes
But I didn't drink anything yet
That's what they all say, KETCHUP BREATH ATTACK!!!
Another villian's wrath stopped by: CAPTIN LONGPENIS!!
But captain, she didn't drink anything...

 

by 4X4
4-26-05
Sure little girl, I'll help you cross the road. But first I must rid of all the these threatening cars...PNUMATIC WIND BREAKER!!!!!
Another citizen satisfied by... CAPTAIN LONGPENIS!!!

 

by 4X4
4-26-05
I shall halt this bloodlust, don't fear... STOP, IN THE NAME OF LOOOOOOVE!
To be continued...
Sonofa rotten milk carton

 

by 4X4
4-26-05
Think harsh, LongPenis... OF COURSE
IF YOU STOP THIS MADNESS, I'LL BUY EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU A PORNOGRAPHY MAGAZINE!!!
Their, peace at last, and another hazard to the very earth put to rest by... CAPTAIN LONGPENIS!!!

 

by 4X4
4-26-05
Usha, what do you think about abortions??? Should they be allowed???
Of course, it's the parent's desicion!!!
That's not your real opinion is it?
No, you're right
I thought he said he cheated on a blonde chick...
My real opinion is STILL yes, but so that your fucking doggy dad-on-a-ball would never had put his sperm into my mom's egg. The truth is, your dad cheated on my mom and they had baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by 4X4
4-26-05
Why are we up in the heavens??
We are in an unconscience state
So you're saying we are about to meet Bhudda and Gunnesh??
No
We are finally having that ear transplant in the surgery room?
Good guess, but it's actually a facelift...

 

by 4X4
4-26-05
I think the facelift went terribly wrong...
For onece, Yo-Yo, I agree with you.
So, Lawsuit or facelift again?
Both, That nudist dog/demon called Dexx

 

by 4X4
4-26-05
I think the facelift went terribly wrong...
For onece, Yo-Yo, I agree with you.
So, Lawsuit or facelift again?
Both, That nudist dog/demon called Dexx

 

by 4X4
4-26-05
So, Lawsuit or facelift again??
Both, A nudist dog/demon called Dexx would be our lawyer
So, Lawsuit or facelift again??
Both, A nudist dog/demon called Dexx would be our lawyer
So, Lawsuit or facelift again??
Both, A nudist dog/demon called Dexx would be our lawyer

 

by 4X4
4-26-05
So I get this leaflet for conservitive, and I'm appalled!!
Why?
Because I wanted a new labour one!
Vote Yellow!!!!!!
I'll kill you for not voting the Liberal Democrats!!

 

by 4X4
4-27-05
So you're saying Your sidekick has turned evil? I'll take him out with my extravagent ZANY ZIT ZAP ASSAULT!!!
NO WAAAAAAAIIIIIIT!!!!
Yet another villain put to rest thanks to...CAPTAIN LONGPENIS!!!
YOU FOOKTARD!!! YOU KILLED MY TRUSTY SIDEKICK, WHO'S SPIRIT WASN'T TAKEN BY THE WEREWOLF!!!
And I'm right behind you, biatch!

 

by 4X4
4-27-05
So describe the SOB that robbed the bank and you were too scared to stop because he was filthy
Can't blame good ol' captain LongPenis for that, a superhero must look good as well as fight good. Well, he had blonde hair, wore a white outfit with blue undies,
Oh, rebelious...
Had long erections, I think it said PL on his chest, and-
Did you go out on the town drunk again???
If I had a hangover I would've remembered it!!! Oh, wait, I remember a raw, sour taste in the morning, you could be on to something-wait, I had peanuts this morning...

 

by 4X4
4-27-05
Greetings, Your rocket is off course, and I am going to bring it back to earth with...
HAMBURGER GRAVATATIONAL PULL MANOUVERE!!!
HEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!! WE'RE SINKING!!!
Another successful crash landing with the assistance of... CAPTAIN LONGPENIS!!!

 

by 4X4
4-27-05
hmm im fucking bored ill shit in a trash can then ill think of some thing!
ive got motha fucking idea but first swear until everyone goes mad!fuck shit bitch fuck shit motha fucka boll shit fucking hell go play hide and fuck yeah its shit and mad with fuck!
???????????????????????????????
im mad with shit and curry i love you curry it the best shit in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bye then.
i need to shit again. anyway some people never wait until i could fuck them!

 

by 4X4
4-27-05
YOU SEE US EVERY FUCKING TIME YOU GO TO CREATE A COMIC!!!!!
True

 

by 4X4
4-27-05
I swear to my lord Hashem, The god of Avraham, Yitzchak, and Ya'acov that I shall speak the truth, only the truth, and nothing but the truth
THIS ISN'T THE COURT!!! NOT WHAT IN BHUDDA'S NAME WOULD YOU LIKE TO ORDER??!

 

by 4X4
4-27-05
I am your lord, Jesus Holy Christ. I am the son, and the eye of god. and the hope of all mankind as the Messiah...
I teach Methodism, Catholism, Baptism, Orthadoxism, and for each teaching there is the sam Holy Bible...
Look, I'm a Jewish cowboy, now can you fix my serial raping problem or not???

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