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by JimBT200
8-06-14
I have this sense of dread, this foreboding about life and death and what it all means.
I know my time will come one day but I did not expect that time to be today. There is still so much I want to do.
I don't know if re-incarnation is real or if I'll be given another chance but I am ready to go with you if it is indeed my time.
Dude, relax, you're at Comic-Com.

 

by JimBT200
8-07-14
So it turns out that the right button on the new Microsoft Surface Pro 3 Pen, while being used to draw comic strips, is actually an eraser. I thought you should know that.

 

by JimBT200
8-08-14
I have nothing on my mind right now.
That is what he wants you to believe but it's not true. I'm going to give you a sneak peek.
The display port output from a SurfacePro 3 tablet in its dock running 2160x1440 natively can extend out to a 4k monitor and run at 3840x2160 but you have to change the compatibility settings
on each application to not display scaling on a high DPI extended monitor. You should also update the firmware on the monitor and determine which apps should scale.
4k monitors typically run at a lower 30hz so they're not right for gaming but if games are confined to an HD monitor at 1920x1080 they should not interfere with the primary or the extended displays.
They never stop thinking. But you really don't ever want to ask them what they're thinking about.

 

Happy Birthday, Elizabeth! Thank you for loving an old IT guy.
Just a little bit, not too much.
by JimBT200, 8-08-14

 

by JimBT200
8-09-14
Wow. The person in this mirror looks exactly like me.
So how are you coming on the projections for this afternoon's meeting?
We have a meeting this afternoon? Cool. I wonder what it's about.
Don't you worry about a thing, boss, I'll have those prevarications done for you in plenty of time for the meeting.
Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered "Who ties your shoelaces for you?"

 

by JimBT200
8-10-14
Just for fun we started asking who the IT pros go to for support.
Tier 1 goes to Tier 2 who goes to Tier 3. From there experts in each field and older guys with years of experience.
Then we asked who those guys go to. Even the best of the best have to go somewhere.
So who do these top-level guys go to when they need help?
We decided to ask someone who knows.
SYSADMIN - because even developers need heroes.

 

by JimBT200
8-11-14
Proponents of higher-order theories of consciousness argue that consciousness is explained by the relation between two levels of mental states. . .
. . . in which a higher-order mental state takes another mental state.
Many scientists, even neurologists who concentrate on matters of the brain and nervous system, are reluctant to make sweeping statements about the nature of consciousness.
Consciousness is sometimes described as a continuum, beginning perhaps at the bottom of the hierarchy of life forms.
So we decided to ask an IT person to describe consciousness.
Consciousness is that period of time between naps.

 

by JimBT200
8-12-14
There is humor even in death. I'll bet you have stories to tell.
John Cleese once did a very funny eulogy at the funeral for his friend Graham Chapman. He said that Graham would not have wanted him to miss out on such an opportunity.
He has ceased to be, bereft of life, he rests in peace, he has kicked the bucket, hopped the twig, bit the dust, breathed his last, and gone to meet the Great Head of Entertainment in the Sky.
According to a study, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Does that sound right? This means if you go to a funeral,you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Well yours, at least, is a long way off.

 

by JimBT200
8-13-14
People sometimes confuse empathy and sympathy. You know, like "I feel for you because I have been in your shoes" or "I feel sorry for you because I can sense you are in pain".
It doesn't always seem significant but it's a very important part of our humanity.
So we decided to see how industries, businesses and individuals express both empathy and sympathy.
It was somewhat along lines you might expect with service people having more empathy and product people having some sympathy. The poll was fun.
Until we asked people in the IT Industry. No matter what they did nor what level they were, the opinions were the same.
They didn't care about the poll or the questions but they did help us set up some wicked pivot tables and a hosted dashboard.

 

by JimBT200
8-14-14
Darkness is simply the absence of light.
Cold is only the absence of heat.
But this one. This one really stumps me.
Is stupidity the absence of knowledge or is knowledge the absence of stupidity? I'd say that's food for thought but the fire in the other panel scares me.

 

by JimBT200
8-15-14
Many people don't think gaming is useful. They could not be more wrong. In 2011 people playing Foldit, an online puzzle game about protein folding, resolved the structure of an enzyme . . .
. . . That enzyme caused an Aids-like disease in monkeys. Researchers had been working on the problem for 13 years. The gamers solved it in 3 weeks!
A year later, people playing an astronomy game called Planet Hunters found a curious planet with four stars in its system, and to date, they've discovered 40 planets that could support life. . .
. . . All of which had been previously missed by professional astronomers.
A study of 303 laparoscopic surgeons found that those who played video games were 27 percent faster at advanced surgical procedures. . .
. . . and made 37 percent fewer errors compared to those who did not play video games. If you're a parent, encourage your kids to play video games. If you are a player, keep up the good training!

 

by JimBT200
8-16-14
You're thinking about a new computer, I can tell. I am slower but you can always clean me up, even restore me and put my data back. You don't have to get rid of me yet.
This is how computers and owners discussed replacements up until a bout a year ago.
Okay, get a new computer or maybe a tablet and transfer my data to it and just keep me as a backup or for company to use on the internet.
This is how computers and owners are discussing replacements today.
I don't understand. You're replacing me with 4 tablets, 4 smartphones, a smart watch, smart thermostat, smart doorknobs and a mobile smart command center?
And this should begin around Christmas and include smart kitchen appliances, a smart car and smart mobile camera systems. It's scary.

 

by JimBT200
8-17-14
With all of the technology today has anyone tried to predict what the future will be like?
You'll have to be more specific. Everyone predicts the future with varying degrees of success and failure. Every industry looks into its own future. Even the Bible has written it down.
So which are successful and which are not?
It's not about that. It's about who will dominate just enough to guide all industries in the right direction to make a better future for everyone.
And you say this was prophesied in the Bible?
Yes. The geek shall inherit the earth.

 

Hey, Chita, welcome Home.
I've missed you John, but I'm here to stay now.
by JimBT200, 8-17-14

 

by JimBT200
8-18-14
Okay, three quick questions. Winners get a cookie.
First question. What is the middle of the 5 different types of questions?
Go ahead, you can cheat, we don't mind if you Google it.
Second question. What do you call two paths that are moving in opposite directions — away from each other?
And the Third question. What is Veronica Roth's first novel, written while she was on winter break in college?
The answer to all three questions is the same - Divergent.

 

by JimBT200
8-19-14
I am way too shy to show up in a panel but I'll try to answer any questions you have about invisibility. Please proceed.
Do you know any good invisibility jokes?
I've heard all the jokes - When I go to the doctor, he says "Sorry, I can't see you right now." An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. On and on.
Okay, but I'm going to need to understand. I can only work with information I can research and quantify.
Okay, so let's say I believe you. I still don't see how an invisible man is of any concern to you.
He told me you were about to run out of invisible ink and he fears for his existence!

 

by JimBT200
8-20-14
You know you want to. There is no reason why you should not do it if you really want to. Nothing will happen and you will be happy. It's not wrong to be happy, right?
It doesn't matter what you want to do, it only matters what you should do, what you know is right. Doing the right thing is who you are. And you will never be happy if you do what you know is wrong.
It is so hard to make the right decisions and the right choices all the time.
He does this all the time. This time he's trying to decide whether or not to eat ice cream since he knows he's a diabetic. It's pathetic really.

 

by JimBT200
8-21-14
Well, the new HTC One M8 Windows Phone 8.1 came out today and I got a chance to try out Cortana.
So how was it? Was it every bit as good as you had hoped for?
Yes and no. She was able to make appointments for me, learn my habits and behaviors, answer all my questions and in general is a terrific assistant. Better than Siri, Google Now or Skyvi.
So that seems like a yes. Why did you say yes and no?
She went through my photos on all my devices, made fun of my contact list, set my alarm to wake me up 30 minutes earlier to go to a Gym because "Your cell phone camera says you need some exercise."
So, more like your mother than your assistant. But you have to admit she is definitely personal.

 

by JimBT200
8-22-14
I'm looking for Tech Support for my Android Products.
You have multiple choices, online, phone call, on-site local technicians and several retail outlets with in-store trained personnel.
I'm looking for Tech Support for my Mac Products.
You have multiple choices, online, phone call, on-site local technicians and several retail outlets with in-store trained personnel.
I'm looking for Tech Support for my Windows Products.
You poor man. Such a thing does not exist. But there are many high-priced hourly consultants who will take your money and try to please you.

 

by JimBT200
8-23-14
I want to be able to watch all the games on my smartphone at any time from anywhere. My carrier is Verizon.
You're in luck - Verizon signed a deal with the NFL so this year in 2014 you will be able to watch everything from the NFL on your phone.
I heard about the Verizon deal and I want in on the action but I've got AT&T. What are my options?
Well because of Verizon's exclusive you can still get streaming if you subscribe to U-verse but there are limitations.
I've got a Blackberry. What are my options?
Well forget about the games. But you can find a nice NFL background photo of your team's logo and if you have a new Blackberry you can get NFL ringtones.

 

by JimBT200
8-24-14
10 Amazing Technology Breakthroughs this year as listed by M.I.T.: Agricultural Drones, Ultraprivate Smartphones, Brain Mapping, Neuromorphic Chips, Genome Editing.
Those first five are incredible. Go to: http://www.technologyreview.com/lists/technologies/2014/ for the full list and technical information on each.
The last five are: Microscale 3D Printing, Mobile Collaboration, Oculus Rift, Agile Robots, and Smart Wind and Solar Power.
Those are just as incredible. You can also see lists of previous years and read about how they have progressed into the mainstream and are in our lives today.
Technology moves very fast but it still takes years or decades to penetrate our lives enough to become ubiquitous and thus invisible to us all.
And that is why IT Specialists are considered Magicians, because "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

 

by JimBT200
8-25-14
So you represent all the Cable Companies? I though it was illegal for you to be a monopoly.
We're not. We're an oligopoly. It's the same thing but legal. We just all get together and make sure that we charge the same thing. That way there's "competition" but no one pays less.
Well if you can charge 10 times what people pay in countries with faster internet shouldn't you at least provide better customer service?
Why? It's not like you can go anywhere else. You'll take what we give you and pay 10 times as much for 1/200th of the speed common in South Korea.
So it looks like you guys can't lose. You own Congress, you put your own man in charge of the FCC, which was brilliant by the way. Is there anything you fear?
Google. We're all terrified of Google Gigabit Fiber to the Home. It's almost free and better than anything we can ever offer. We're busy trying to make it illegal for them to sell.

 

by JimBT200
8-26-14
Okay, the lesson for today is about common core.
If you are a parent, when you learned 8 x 5 you remembered your times tables and came up with 40.
Common core uses commutativity, automaticity and associative properties.
8 x 5 = (4 x 2) x 5 and then 4 x (2 x 5) which then becomes 4 x 10.
You are probably thinking that at this point you would use your times tables for 4 x 10 to come up with 40.
You would be wrong. Here you would have Fluency Practice, Concept Development, Application Problems and Student Debriefing. It's worse for long division.

 

by JimBT200
8-27-14
My human is broken. I need some quick IT Pet Support. Do you know anyone reliable?
We always go to Beck Pet Support. They have Beagles, Boxers, Dobermans and more on staff. They all work for a cool cat whose name is Henry Rasputin Nerd. He's a Russian Blue they just call Nerd.
Nerd, my human is broken. Something about "fasting" before some kind of test tomorrow. I need to know which button to push to make him pour food in the bowl and give me some cream to lick.
Humans aren't sophisticated enough to program, but easy to control. Go to your bowl and start mewing. Alternate that with high-pitched wailing. When they come to see, lay on your side and whine softy.
Mew. Mew. Mmmeeewwww. WAIL! WWAAIILLLLL! whine.
Oh, alright. I guess it won't hurt to give you a little something. And by the look of you maybe a nice bowl of fresh cream.

 

by JimBT200
8-28-14
It's terribly sad that almost no one understands the threat to their lives posed by lax computer security. It would be funny if it weren't true.
We do our best. We have serious protection available for just a few dollars a year but people don't understand the threat so they don't bother with the protection.
I don't understand what that means but it looks legit. I'll click it. I had to turn off my firewall and disable my antivirus first but it does look like something I want.
If you click on the red button it will all be sent to you free of charge, no matter what your heart desires we have it and it can be yours.
He doesn't even suspect that we own him, he's part of our Botnet now. What do you want do to next?
Empty his bank accounts, max his credit cards and mess up his Facebook page. Then we'll post all of that on CyberVor and milw0rm.

 

by JimBT200
8-29-14
So what did you call me over for?
Want to see a neat trick?
I love tricks. What ya got?
This might not all be real.
He's sharp. Pointy even.

 

by JimBT200
8-30-14
Yesterday I thought that parts of the strip might not be real. Then I was informed that those were pictures of real things and that this strip is not real.
Don't worry - he is soliloquizing. He does this all the time.
It got me to thinking about the definition of real.
1. physically existing. 2. Verifiable. 3. Not imaginary. 4. True, not merely ostensible. But that's not what he is talking about.
What if the people who look at this strip are themselves not real? What if I exist but only inside this strip and trapped within my own or my artist's head?
He's just musing. I've checked and there is nothing inside that head.

 

by JimBT200
8-31-14
Today we are going to talk about politics. I know we're supposed to stay away from politics and religion but I'm feeling feisty today.
Okay, I'll put it out there but remember that once something gets on the internet you can never ever ever take it back and it will follow you forever. What do you want to know?
A good citizenry votes. Tell me about the top ten countries and their voter turnout rates.
The top ten nations with the highest voter turnout are: Australia with 94.5%, then Singapore, Uzbekistan, Liechtenstein, Belgium, Nauru, Bahamas, Indonesia, Burundi and Austria with 91.3%.
Well, I didn't expect that. But the United States must at least have been in the top 25? 50? 100? No? Well what place did we come in?
The United States came in 120th place. Barely half of our registered voters even bother to vote. And you don't want to know how many don't even register.

 

by JimBT200
9-01-14
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Bison!
Bison who?
Bison girl scout cookies!
My next kitchen will just have vending machines.

 

by JimBT200
9-02-14
Yesterday a lot of followers commented on how Girl Scouts and cookies didn't have anything to do with Technology. i thought you might like to respond to that.
Indeed. I shall have my STEM Scouts reply for me. STEM comprises Science, Technology, Engineering and Math.
This year we're selling cookies using things like the COCO Mobile App, which handles ordering, sales, payment, shipping and confirmation of delivery. Our Scouts accept payment on their smartphones.
Girl Scouts in Houma, LA created a Robot-Building Team and some are working out of Lifelong Girl Scout Coach and Mentor'sBrenda Babin, owner of the Busy Bee Clinic.
In Brownsville, TX Scouts are using iPads to connect Seniors in assisted living with their children, grandchildren and friends using Skype. They are earning their Technology Badges.
Girls Scouts can now also earn badges for "Computer Expert". So next time you think we need to only put Technology in this strip, please be quiet and buy some Girl Scout Cookies.

 

by JimBT200
9-03-14
My phone told me I have no events scheduled for tomorrow. I said it was lying.
Nuh-uh.
Prove it.
select * from calender_event order by start_time "order by start_time" does the trick.
So tell me what I should be doing tomorrow?
If I could I would. SMH

 

by JimBT200
9-04-14
That internet phone thingie isn't working. I'll go get IT and they will come and fix you, don't worry.
I can't get anything to work and it's too dark to see why. Can you fix it.
Absolutely. It's like the solar eclipse. The power company is just about to finish its pass over our building.
Alright! Thanks, I'll go tell the computer the eclipse has passed.
As soon as he moves I'm going to remotely program his computer to scream out "It's too bright! Bring the eclipse back."

 

by JimBT200
9-05-14
Old Math compared to the new Common Core Math. The problem - subtract 12 from 32.
The old way we would have 32, then subtract 12 by taking the bottom 2 from the top 2 and putting a zero, then taking the 1 away from the 3 and putting a 2 in front of the zero. Answer = 20.
Common core starts by adding 12 + 3 to get 15 and putting that on a line underneath the line with 32-12.
Then they add 15+5 to get 20, then 20+10 to get 30 and finally 30+2 to get 32. Stay with me now.
So you'll have 32-12 on the top line, then 12+3 on the second line, 15+5 on the third line, 20+10 on the fourth line and 30+2 on the bottom line.
To get the answer to "What is 32-12?" you simply add 3+5+10+2 because that makes all the sense in the world, right?

 

by JimBT200
9-06-14
This will be our last strip on Common Core for a while, we promise. This is multiplication of 83 x 27. If you do it in your head or on paper the old way you will get 2241. Now let's show Common Core.
In the Partial Products Method, you multiply 80x20 and get 1600, then 80x7 and get 560 then 3x20 to get 60 and then 3x7 to get 21. Then you add 1600+560+60+21 to get 2241.
And now we're going to show you the Common Core Lattice Method because we can hardly believe it either but it is true. The lattice method employs a grid of squares.
One factor is written along the top, left to right and the other factor is written along the right edge top to bottom. Each square of the grid defined by the two factors is divided by a diagonal.
The digits of the factors are multiplied pairwise, the two-digit result written down in the corresponding square so that the result of the multiplication is obtained by addition down the diagonal.
We'll leave this alone for now but if you have children learning common core please teach them how to add, subtract, multiply and divide at home. It's only going to get worse.

 

by JimBT200
9-06-14
Sometimes I think you guys in IT are not real. Or maybe aliens. I'm not sure but I don't think you're human.
This is a great time to test out the new holographic projectors in this conference room.
But I'm still plugged in, right? I just have to obey and everything will be okay, right?
Yes, Mr. Anderson, it will.

 

by JimBT200
9-08-14
You know, we've been doing this strip every day for 135 days now and it appears to me that those faithful enough to follow us should also get to know a little about us.
Why? No one wants to know about us. They want to be entertained, educated, made to laugh or otherwise kept interested enough to come back again the next day.
You know, we've been doing this strip every day for 135 days now and it appears to me that those faithful enough to follow us should also get to know a little about us.
Cortana says your sentences are so long you're scaring away readers with limited time. Learn from Joan Rivers and deliver the goods faster.
Examples might be nice.
That's a nice tie. Where did you get it, Calvin Klown? It's been that kind of a day - I just don't have enough middle fingers. And I still don't understand how teflon sticks to the pan.

 

by JimBT200
9-09-14
You know, you're holding coffee but you can't drink it. Your hands are too short to lift it into your mouth and your head is too big to hang down and sip it.
My mother says I can't bite you until I get bigger and can eat you with just one bite. But that leg is looking like a tasty little treat right now.
Does your mother know you're extinct?
Does you mother know you're rude and obnoxious?
I know I'm hallucinating but you seem so real to me right now.
Wait 'til you wake up and find out you've been sleepwalking.

 

by JimBT200
9-10-14
Hey, Beck Tech Support, wake up. I'm having trouble with my Commodore 64. Send someone right away.
The owner is in sleep mode. We'll send him a wake-on-lan and send him to you.
My Commodore 64 can't get on the internet any more. I'm missing out on literally everything.
Your Quantum Link account ended long ago. You can access it using Quantum Link Reloaded but you'll have to program your own browser in Commodore BASIC. Why don't you just upgrade it?
I would but with the coming Ice Age I'm just afraid it will start freezing up on me.
Very funny. So I'm still in sleep mode and this is the Ambien talking.

 

by JimBT200
9-10-14
You make one crack about my height and you'll find out how bad your toes can hurt.
You do realize this UPS weighs more than the both of us and I have to be {ZAP} "aarrgghhh"
No IT tech likes working on the bottom 4U of any rack.
I fixed the problem but you're going to need a new Fluke. And a new POE switch.

 

by JimBT200
9-12-14
So with all the new hype over the iPhone 6, is Blackberry still selling phones?
Well, Blackberry, the original "smart" handheld phone before the iPhone, says it probably won't make phones anymore.
Okay, but if they don't make phones or tablets, what are they going to sell?
Their CEO says that all he needs to do is to replace the "handset revenue" that keeps the company afloat.
How does he plan to do that?
They're hoping people will want to purchase the BB Ecosystem. They tried selling themselves but no one would buy that either.

 

by JimBT200
9-13-14
I am THOT - the talking head of tech. Ask me anything.
Are you on Match or eHarmony? You look like quite a catch.
I thought you were the talking head of tech. Are you on Match or eHarmony.
Don't let people have the login and password to my comic creations, okay?
They must have been stolen by Russian hackers. I had nothing to do with it.
You do know I have admin access to your activity logs, right?

 

by JimBT200
9-14-14
Today we will use technology to explain the difference between men and women. These are things that all techies, nerds and geeks already know. So, first, let's ask Google Now.
Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees.
I'm not sure that's exactly true, but thank you. Now, let's ask Apple's Siri.
The woman's vision is deep and reaching, the man's far reaching. With the man the world is his heart, with the woman, the heart is her world.
Interesting and nicely put. And finally we ask Microsoft's Cortana.
Comparison is the most abused intellectual tool of all. They are at once the same and different and each an individual at that. Learn to appreciate and you will then understand.

 

by JimBT200
9-15-14
No, I cannot connect an HDMI to you. You can barely support 262.5 lines per field, 2 fields per frame and 30 frames per second. You have to retire.
It's you and your evil tech gods who plan our obsolescence. There is nothing wrong with me.
Flat Panel displays are also being replaced with 3840x2160 4k displays that rival the best the human eye can see.
You just proved my point.
I'll find you a nice home with the elderly and you can still - wait - whoa! What are you doing here?
The TV was really mad. If I erase you he'll let me watch some old Carol Burnett VHS tapes with him.

 

by JimBT200
9-16-14
We're going to do 3 strips about success after failure. This first one is on Business Gurus. Who failed five times and was left dead broke each time?
Henry Ford just before he founded The Ford Motor Company.
Whose company's first and only product at the time was a rice cooker that couldn't cook rice, only burn it? It sold a hundred units, all returned for refunds.
Akio Morita, the founder of Sony who went on to great success.
Who was fired by a newspaper editor because, "he lacked imagination and had no good ideas."
Walt Disney. So don't give up. Ever. Your success awaits you if you just keep trying. Tomorrow we'll do Scientists and Thinkers.

 

by JimBT200
9-17-14
This is the second of three strips on why you should never give up. Many times you achieve success by first working through failures.
Who was considered "an immoral corrupter of youth" and was sentenced to death for it? Socrates, who went on to become one of the greatest philosophers of all time.
Who did not speak until he was four, read until he was seven, was considered mentally handicapped and was expelled from school?
Albert Einstein. Yep, you read that right. Albert Freakin' Einstein was initially considered mentally handicapped because no one could understand his genius.
Who never did particularly well in school, failed running the family farm, and was finally shipped off to Cambridge to get him out of the way?
Isaac Newton. Him and his apple and his theories. So don't give up. Ever. Your success awaits you if you just keep trying. Tomorrow we'll do Inventors.

 

by JimBT200
9-17-14
This is the last strip like this for a long time, we promise. It's about why you should never give up. Many times you achieve success by first working through failures.
His teachers told him he was too stupid to learn anything. He was fired from his first two jobs. Who was he? Thomas Edison, that's who.
These brothers battled depression and family illness before starting the bicycle shop that would lead them to experimenting with flight.
The very top engineers of their day told them that flight was impossible. But Orville and Wilbur Wright ignored them and built an airplane anyway and then flew it.
Want to watch an impossible quest in real time today? Go to becktechsupport.com and see how Jim and Dave and the gang are doing at BTS. Try them out - be part of something great.
So don't give up. Ever. Your success awaits you if you just keep trying. Check back with us from time to time to see how BTS is doing.

 

by JimBT200
9-19-14
What exactly do you mean by "I've struck out on my own"?
Cortana says I can work anywhere I want and I want to work here, away from the work.

 

by JimBT200
9-20-14
So you'll be going to LA Tech University in Ruston. Good job, Ryan. And good luck with your new adventure. Any concerns?
No! I'll Ninja my way through anything and everything. When I finish, we're going to start changing the world!
Going to learn about the business of artificial intelligence, nanotechnology, biomedicine, and new computer learning techniques.
Lots of opportunities to expand out into the surrounding community and make a difference with new technologies.
Going to work with new biomedical breakthroughs and DNA programming as well.
They also talked about some kind of raspberry pi.

 

by JimBT200
9-21-14
What are you doing here?
I'm just here for Judy's wedding.
And what the heck are you doing here?
I'm here for the Goat. And to audition for a Halloween special.
And now I'm just afraid to ask.
Either your goat or your guy with the axe pooped on public property and that's a misdemeanor. I'm writing you a ticket.

 

by JimBT200
9-22-14
I see you're accused of trying to steal the identity of Peter Shale. Will you show me some ID please?
No, Officer, I am Peter Shale. I'm the one who called you because someone is trying to steal my identity online.
If you won't produce your ID I'm going to have to bring you in.
That is my ID. I handed you my ID showing that my name is Peter Shale.
That's the identity of the person who called us about having their identity stolen. I'm going to have to take you in.
This does not bode well for my trying to protect my online identity.

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