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by Commander_t
4-09-05
Don't go out there!! You don't know what Michael will do to you!
Baby, I'm prepared for anything that might happen to me! I'm a military man, remember?!
Nothing can prepare you for what Michael will do to you! *sob*
Well then baby, I'll just have to take it like a man!
*sob*

 

by Commander_t
4-09-05
MY NAME IS SATAN!! I WILL DESTROY YOU!!
JUMPING HYENNAS AND LAUGHING KANGAROOS!! I'VE LIVED IN A ZOO!!
MY NAME IS SATAN!! I WILL DESTROY YOU!!
JUMPING HYENNAS AND LAUGHING KANGAROOS!! I'VE LIVED IN A ZOO!!
What is this world coming to...
MY NAME IS SATAN!! I WILL DESTROY YOU!!
JUMPING HYENNAS AND LAUGHING KANGAROOS!! I'VE LIVED IN A ZOO!!

 

by Commander_t
4-09-05
What've we got here?
JUMPING HYENNAS AND LAUGHING KANGAROOS!! I'VE LIVED IN A ZOO!!
Dont' make me use this!!
JUMPING HYENNAS AND LAUGHING KANGAROOS!! I'VE LIVED IN A ZOO!!
Well then... ANAL PROBE FOR YOU!!!
JUMPING HYENNAS AND LAUGHING KANGAROOS!! I'VE LIVED IN A ZOO!!

 

by Commander_t
4-09-05
Dude!! What are you doing?! We're on live TV!!
JUMPING HYENNAS AND LAUGHING KANGAROOS!! I'VE LIVED IN A ZOO!!
What's wrong with security around here?! That man is obviously insane!!
JUMPING HYENNAS AND LAUGHING KANGAROOS!! I'VE LIVED IN A ZOO!!
HOLY GOD!!
JUMPING HYENNAS AND LAUGHING KANGAROOS!! I'VE LIVED IN A ZOO!!

 

by Commander_t
4-09-05
UH...
Hmm....
What...?
Yup...
PLEASE OFFICER, NO!!!
We're definitely going to have to give you a ticket for destroying the city.

 

by Commander_t
4-09-05
Hello Michael. We meet again!
EGADS!!
Come with me if you want to live.
W-where are we going?
To Farmer Burns' Cow Farm. Revenge is just so sweet isn't it?
I guess one of us will have to be happy about this...

 

by Commander_t
4-09-05
Hey Amish. I see you're in a rut of Random and Stupid Comics.
I'm not in a rut! I like making these comics!
You cant like them all now, can you?
No, I can't. I'm not a member though, so I can't delete them. I don't think I would anyway.
Eh, your comics aren't really that great...
Your mom wasn't that great either.

 

by Commander_t
4-10-05
SHH!! Here he comes!
I'm outta here!
BOO!!!! HISS!!!!!!

 

by Commander_t
4-10-05
You know, you should get some help for that. The guy is right over there.
No, I'm fine.
If you say so.
MY HEAD!!
Somebody should call an ambulance for you.

 

by Commander_t
4-11-05
*sob*
What's wrong?
Bob Villa just raped my father!!
*sob*
Hey! Do you think I can be next in line?

 

by Commander_t
4-11-05
Haay! Weer onn da muun!!
Duh, Captain Retard!!
Waar?! Heez mi faavuriit heeruu!
Stuck on the moon with a retard! How bad is that!!
Ohhh, its about ready to get worse! PREPARE ANAL PROBE!!

 

by Commander_t
4-13-05
Hey Amish, what's up?
The 'Random Comic Layout' button is once again sucking my inspiration away.
Is that such a bad thing though?
Yes. Yes it is. Especially when I want to make something on sc.com real bad!
Most stuff on there is crap anyway. Just post something. I doubt anyone will notice.
Hmmm....

 

by Commander_t
4-13-05
So, you here for the convention too?
Yeah. One thing I don't like about it is Santa and Rudolph. They act like they run the show! How much time have you gotten? As for myself, I haven't had any!
Well, zombies aren't too popular anymore. After that outbreak in Canada-
Hey! We zombies DO have to eat you know! Telling a zombie not to eat is a death sentence!
I HUNGER!!!

 

by Commander_t
4-13-05
At stripcreator.com HQ...
Well, Amish, you're a part of our group now! How does it feel?
Man, it feels great!
Good, good! There is one last ritual we here would like to perform.
Ok, what is it?
Meet us at the old field in about an hour. Don't be late for the Super-Secret Initiation.
Super-Secret Initiation... that sounds hokey. But hey, if it gets me some recogition...

 

by Commander_t
4-13-05
An hour later...
I'm here everybody!
Excellent! Let's get started!
What's with the cow?
MOO!!!
Ah!! Good old Bessie, our mascot!! She's served some of us well over the years... oh yes.
Hehehe!

 

by Commander_t
4-13-05
So, when does this initiation start?
If you'll head over towards Bessie, please, we'll start.
Ok. How long does this usually last, because I've got something coming up soon.
Oh, no one told you? I'm afraid it will have to be cancelled. This is an all night affair.
MOO!!
I was going to post the world's greatest comic, just to let you know Bessie.

 

by Commander_t
4-13-05
Allright! GRAB HIM!!
HEHEHE!!!
OHMYGOD!!
YOU WANT TO BE PART OF US?! HERE'S YOUR CHANCE!! DO IT!!
MMMMMMOOOOOO!!!!!
Take it easy, Bessie! In twenty-four hours we'll take him out, and you'll be as good as new!!

 

by Commander_t
4-13-05
HEY!! WE'RE ON A UFO!! AWESOME!
JUMPING HYENNAS AND LAUGHING KANGAROOS!! I'VE LIVED IN A ZOO!!
DUDE! ISN'T IT AWESOME?!?! A REAL LIFE UFO!
JUMPING HYENNAS AND LAUGHING KANGAROOS!! I'VE LIVED IN A ZOO!!
AW, MAN!! I'M GOING TO FIND ME AN ALIEN!!
JUMPING HYENNAS AND LAUGHING KANGAROOS!! I'VE LIVED IN A ZOO!!

 

by Commander_t
4-17-05
CRAP!! We're stuck on this deserted island!!
*sob*
SHUT IT, CRYBABY!! I HAVE TO THINK OF A WAY TO GET OFF THIS PLACE!
I-I have to delivery this to Michael's young love child.
No, no little fella. Michael just wants to do nasty things to that end of your body.
*sob*

 

by Commander_t
4-23-05
*chirp*
*sigh*
*chirp*
*sigh*
*chirp*
I'm hungry...

 

by Commander_t
4-23-05
Hey Amish! Nice to see you back after awhile!
Hey guy, don't put all your eggs into a basket yet! I was burnt out. I had to take a break from it all. I still don't know if I'm 100%.
I'm sorry to hear that. It's just that, you need to post here more often. Maybe you should put all your creative eggs into a basket?
Hmmm... maybe. HEY! Where are you going?! YOU'VE GOT TO PAY FOR THOSE EGGS!!

 

by Commander_t
4-23-05
MMM. This stuff is good!
OHMYGOD!!!
Hey, you should get a medic before you die.--Man! This stuff is just too good! Where did you get it?

 

by Commander_t
4-29-05
Hello, welcome to the middle of nowhere.
Haay noow! Whir iz dis plaac?
I just told you, the middle of nowhere.
Yuh, buut whir?
Argh! The middle of nowhere! A place of peace and well being!
Wiil, yah aint maakin eny frinz wid an atuhtuud liik dat!

 

by Commander_t
4-29-05
Hey, what's going on? I feel so dizzy...
I slipped you a mickey...!
I might fall over... or something...
It was then he realized his mistake...
I'm such a horrible person! Mister Jackson, hold me!

 

by Commander_t
4-30-05
Hi...
Oh, you must be our new student. Erm...
What is it, ma'am?
You've already got a beard, yet you're only five years old.
Yeah, puberty has hit me hard. Now let me hump your leg!
Uh, no thanks... EW!! GET OFF OF MY LEG!!

 

by Commander_t
5-02-05
Well, what do you say?
Hmmm....
I'm waiting...
Hmmm....
I tell you what. I'll add a hundred extra virgins in at no extra cost.
That's nice and all, but this is only a loner. You scammed me out of my soul last week, remember?

 

by Commander_t
5-04-05
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Hey, that arm looks good to eat. Can I have a bite?

 

by Commander_t
5-08-05
ALL RIGHT!! HAND IT OVER!!!
Hand what over?
DON'T PLAY STUPID WITH ME!! THAT BANANA!! HAND IT TOO ME!!
Ok, but its not a banana- aw, here, take it. If its a little brown, don't worry about it. Have fun...
ECH!!! This tastes like crap! I'm gonna hurl...!!!

 

by Commander_t
5-11-05
Excuse me, ma'am, but have you seen Stupid?
No... no Stupid here. What does it look like?
...Beautiful....
Wait. Is that it over there, trying to rape my neighbors poodle?
Uh... beautiful hippie girl... can't resist...

 

by Commander_t
5-11-05
ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod!!!
Stupid... was only a cover... to find you.
Me, why me?
Because this series is ending, and it needs a twist for an ending.
Its really ending? Bummer, I enjoyed Stupid Quest.
That's just freaking retarded!!

 

by Commander_t
5-11-05
Amish, a quick word! Why did you end Stupid Quest? Trenchcoat Guy is crying his eyes out as we speak.
Stupid Quest was stupid. No more comments.
THE PEOPLE DEMAND TO KNOW!!!
Are they Canadians or French? Because if they are...!
I'm French Canadian actually... OHGODNO!!!

 

by Commander_t
5-11-05
How are we supposed to fix this mess? Did He send instructions as to how to go about this?
Yeah. It says: 'Jumping Hyenas and Laughing Kangaroos!! I've lived in a zoo!!'
Is that really supposed to help?
Maybe it has some sort of deeper meaning?
Jumping Hyenas and Laughing Kangaroos... I've lived in a zoo... Hmmm... I don't get it.
Maybe we should build a zoo; if you build it, they will come, you know?

 

by Commander_t
5-13-05
Hey Amish, what's up?
I'm trying to come up with a strip, but that Random Comic Layout button...! It's calling out at me: 'Press me! Press me!'
Do you forget Amish, that it quite possibly helps newbies out?
Yeah... unfortunately I do. But it doesn't help me any. I've not written up Mr. President #34 yet because of that button!
No, that's just laziness...
How 'bout I end this comic, Trenchcoat Guy, and see how you like it!

 

by Commander_t
5-13-05
At a press conference somwhere near the Middle of Nowhere...
Now, for the listening pleasure of the Poopaholics Anonymous, Middle of Nowhere Chapter, I give you: MR. PRESIDENT!!
HOLY CRAP!! WHY'D YOU GET ME THIS SPEAKING JOB?! I'VE GOT TO TALK ABOUT THAT BIG PILE OF-
Mr. President!! We're on live television!!
Whatever, I'm not going to talk about what I had for dinner to create such a monstrosity!
Hey, we had the same--OHSWEETLORD!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!

 

by Commander_t
5-14-05
I'VE COME TO PURGE THIS TEMPLE IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!
You're mistaken, my friend! We monks are a people of peace!
LIAR! YOU JUST GAVE ME THE EVIL EYE! YOU SHALL PERISH!
No I didn't! I'm a man of peace!
YOU ARE NOW PERISHED!
No I'm not!! If you call 911 I'll be better...!

 

by Commander_t
5-14-05
This is a great day for me...
What is he talking about now?
We're at my happy place. I liked this place when I was a kid, but I am a kid no more.
...
Today I become a man; a real man. Now, just turn around sheep, and I'll try to be quick!
OHDEARGOD!!

 

by Commander_t
5-14-05
I'm glad you could come down to the farm, Mr. Governator.
It is good to be here! You don't know how crazy those politicians back west make me feel!
Simmer down there, Mr. Governator!
DO NOT TELL ME TO SIMMER DOWN! I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THAT FROM THOSE GIRLY MEN ANYMORE!!
SWEET GOD! I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!
Must remain calm, Mr. Governator, must remain calm. Happy thoughts, happy thoughts, because this book says so...

 

by Commander_t
5-14-05
Ohh--come here beautiful!
OH YEAH...!!
Hey you sicko! What are you doing to our science project?!
Uh, nothing...?

 

by Commander_t
5-14-05
AHHH!!! Wh-what kind of animal are you?
I'm a human. My head is just disproportionately larger than my body.
HAHAHAHAHA!! FAT HEAD!!
*sob*

 

by Commander_t
5-14-05
Where is this place?
It's the middle of the ocean retard!
Hey, you're supposed to be a super-hero!
You're flying too!
Indeed so...
Now, we must fight... to the DEATH!!!

 

by Commander_t
5-14-05
I doubt, even in death, she likes that sort of stuff...
Oh yeah. We both like it...

 

by Commander_t
5-15-05
HAVE TO POKE IT!! HAVE TO POKE IT!!
It's impolite to stare, you know.
HAVE TO POKE IT!! HAVE TO POKE IT!!
*sob*
*poke*

 

by Commander_t
5-15-05
JUMPING HYENAS AND LAUGHING KANGAROOS!! I'VE LIVED IN A ZOO!!
I'd like to order a Generic Burger please.
JUMPING HYENAS AND LAUGHING KANGAROOS!! I'VE LIVED IN A ZOO!!
Hey, are you listening? I want a Generic Burger.
JUMPING HYENAS AND LAUGHING KANGAROOS!! I'VE LIVED IN A ZOO!!
HOLY JESUS!! I WANT A FREAKING GENERIC BURGER NOW!! YOU RETARDS IN THE BACK BETTER GET UP HERE QUICK, 'CAUSE THIS RETARD IS ABOUT TO GET IT!!!

 

by Commander_t
5-16-05
Hmmm....
*snore*
...
*snore*
I'm going to eat you now, little boy!!
*snore*

 

by Commander_t
5-16-05
Oo!! Hullo, ittz mi, Army Guy!
Wut du yu wunt freek?!
Oo mi gud, I neevur nuu chi wuz soo buteefil...!
Did Meestuur Prexedunt sind yu oovur herr tu breen mee beck?!
Da Capan ulwaayz saad: 'Neveer buhleev inn luvv et fursst siit.' Weel Capan, I thiin yur runng!
Ur yu gon sten theer enn maak googly ays er ar yu gon too wiisk mee of may feet?

 

by Commander_t
5-16-05
O!, great conqueror! I bring you many great gifts!!
Ur... ar...
Forgive me, o great one! I am inknowledgable of your great language!
Ur... ar...
Forgive me, please! I cannot know about what you say!
Ur... ar... me and a couple of the re-enactors need to use the bathroom. Do you know where they are?

 

by Commander_t
5-16-05
Somewhere... in a town near you...
AHH!!
Who are you?!
Hola!! I'm your president, Mr. President!! I'd like to talk to you about the American Political Landscape!
Don't try to fool me, you silly Jehova's Witness!! I'm keen to your game!
But I really am your president, Mr. President! Don't you ever watch the news?!

 

by Commander_t
5-16-05
Somewhere... deep within a secret government research facility...
Army Guy, science says that, frankly, no one should be as retarded as you. Today, we'll prove those non-believers wrong!
OK! Litz git tu wurrk!
Stand clear... I give you... the Son of Army Guy!!
POPPA!!! Eeem eh beeg buuy!!
SWITT GUD!! ITZ HEADEUS!!

 

by Commander_t
5-16-05
Hi.
Uh, hey...?
Are you done here? Because I'd really like to get started on my meal.
ECH!!!
HEY!! I HAVE TO EAT TOO YOU KNOW!!
*gulp*

 

by Commander_t
5-16-05
Hey Amish! I see you've posted your 200th comic!
What are you talking about?! I haven't posted it yet. Its top secret!!
No, its all over the internet. A bunch of Army Guy followers tried to say something about it, but were literally tongue tied.
HA! That's funny! But we've still got to find out who the leak was!
Don't look at me.
I bet it was some Trenchcoat Guy followers talking crap about me. PREPARE TO FACE AMISH DOOM!!!!

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