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by NooniePuuBunny
12-08-03
Tonight on Channel 3 News...There is a giant goat sitting right in the middle of the road...
So how will this affect YOUR holiday weekend? We'll go to Cyndi with the traffic report.
Thanks, Rick!
Meanwhile...
Great! Now how the hell am I supposed to get to work??
*bleats*

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-09-03
(NooniePuuBunny): Hey, Sis! I actually have fans!
(OMG_DaGmAr_6481987): ...
By 'fans' I mean people other than you and your friend Nevin.
What drugs are they on to like YOUR comics?!
Probably Ritalin....
ahh...that explains everything!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-10-03
SC Battel Stances Ready...
3...2....1
FIGHT!
My arm fell asleep a minute ago....
damn...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-10-03
Its now time for... Nuunie's Words of Wisdom
A good friend is like a good bra...
...they're always there when you need the extra support.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-10-03
... *sigh* long hard boring day....
...
hehee....long and hard?
...D...how many times do I have to tell you...
Awww! C'mon!!!! Pleeeeez!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-11-03
The Frankenstein Monster meets the pink donkey.
You know...being a farm animal is hard in the south...
I mean...all those drunk rednecks always stumble into the barn and expect you to sit there while they decide to plow ya...
*sneaks away*
...but of course...I do get paid...but not as much cuz the only reason they came in the barn was cuz they couldn't afford the prostitute...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-12-03
That quote in your profile is stolen!
Everyone puts stolen quotes in their profiles.
That is so completely lame!
Did I say anything about your lameness when you set your name to "KenshinBattousai32" on YIM?
You are confusing me with the truth again...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-12-03
Hey there, darlin'! Wanna hear sum good ol' country music? ~OH! MY WIFE LEFT ME! MY DOG LEFT ME! MY TRACTOR WONT START!~
EVIL COUNTRY MUSIC! EEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIL!!! *foams at the mouth*
gak!!!!
DIE!!! DIE EVIL COUNTRY MUSIC!! DIEEEE! *stabs repeatedly*
...sorry...
*sigh* I told you, I DO THE STABBING!!! MEEEEEEEEEE! You are putting me out of a job...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-13-03
*a ghost not seen by the evil dude and possessing the kid*
You're gonna pay for what you did!
What are you gonna do you little pipsqueak? Have your "ghost friend" beat me? HAH!
*a ghost not seen by the evil dude and possessing the kid*
*kicks with an immense amount of power not seen before*
yaaaaaaaah!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-13-03
Sooo...how are you feeling today?
Bored...
...and very very Violent..
...mmmkay...I'll just go over here now, which is conveniently out of your reach so you can't throttle me...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-18-03
At Disney's Monsters Inc. On Ice
Snow cones! 10 Dollars!
10 Dollars for a snowcone?!!
(refer back to first 50 comics for this reference for those who dont understand)
GAAH!
*waves hand* Go to hell!!
In Hell...
Snow cones! Get yer snowcones! Only 10 Dollars!
10 Dollars for a snowcone?!! I'm gonna talk to Walt about this...I knew I shouldn't have bought his soul...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-19-03
GAAAH! Green?! Why the hell did you make the desktop green?
I like green.
I like blue...
We've had the desktop blue for over a year now...I'm sick of blue.
Ahhh....sisterly love...
Oh...blah blah blah your needs...
If you change it I will stuff your dirty socks up your nose as you sleep.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-19-03
Playing Sim City 4000...
Your honor! We would like you to approve an ordinance allowing us to parade naked downtown and have a gay orgy in the middle of the town square.
Alright! Finally! A Sim City game with realistic government issues... *click*
Thank you for approving! We will now proceed to disrobe and have an orgy in your office.
Warning! System has become unstable due to lack of comedy in this comic. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to restart your computer.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-22-03
Reality...
Yea...I like Ryan's...Usually, I'll eat 3 peices of meat.
How I actually preceive him...
Eep eep eep. Meat good... *grunt* eep eep eep.. *scratch*
What are you looking at me like that for?
....nothing....

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-23-03
Here, Nuunie! Have a candycane...
Geez, Ray! You know full and well that I'm allergic Red #40.
...wait....everything here has red #40 in it! Nothing but Code Red to drink...and red hots...and raspberry fried pies...all of it artificial! AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! I CANT EAT ANYTHING!!!
To hell with the food industry and their damn FD&C approved food colorings...
*wakes up* gah! Damn dream...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-23-03
*plugs in lights*
bzzzap
! Must've been a short I missed...
fooof!
Hehe! No more puttin up that artificial tree next year! Yaaay for the electrical short!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-24-03
Thanks, Nuunie! Can I open it now?
Sure, Psycho. Just be sure to wait till after you open it before you try to stab it.
Wow! A brand new shiny titanium-bladed knife! It doesn't even need to be sharpened!
I'm glad you liked it.
Heh heh! I can't wait to try this out when Santa comes tonight... heh heh.
...Just don't stuff the remains into the freezer this year... It took a week to get the reindeer blood stains off of the surface.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-24-03
Thanks, Nuunie! Can I open it now?
Yes you may.
*unwraps box* A pink thong, a bow tie, and cufflinks...You shouldn't have..
*snicker*
Serioulsy...you shouldn't have... Your sick sense of humor is disturbing...
BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-24-03
Thanks, Nuunie! Can I open it now?
I'd be insulted if you didn't.
*unwraps gift* A black thong, a bowtie, and cufflinks! You shouldn't have!
*snicker*
Oh boy! I can't wait to try them on!!!
Wait! Lemmie get my camera!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-24-03
Thanks, Nuunie!
Why not open it now?
*unwraps the gift* A blue thong, a bowtie, and cufflinks.
:)
*sarcastic tone* Great...I'll really use these ALL the time... ¬.¬()
But...aren't you gonna try them on? I've got my camera!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-24-03
Thanks, D! Can I open it now?
Sure!
*unwraps gift* A pair of boxers, a bowtie, and two tassels?
:)
No, I will not try them on. And I told you 1000 times. No I will NOT!!
Awww....but I brought my camera!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-26-03
*on the comp* Alright, its finished installing...now all I gotta do is set up the controls so you can use em and then play a mission to test the software... hehe
Alright!
*click click....click* haha! gotcha you bastard! blew joor brainz all over the place!
OMG!!! How did you shoot that guy in the head from that far away?!!
Geez! Do you have to be so violent all the time??
!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-28-03
So! What's your New Year's resolution gonna be?
I never make a New Year's resolution because if I'm gonna change, then I'll do it without having some dumb excuse like that.
Awww...come on... You could resolve to stop drinking...
But I dont drink.......
See?! You've already got a head start!
!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-28-03
And now...Back to A Very Brittany Christmas starring Brittany Fearz... ____________ Brittany: "Tee hee hee! Lets save the world by dancing!"
Man this party sucks...
Dude! Your foliage totally rocks my guitar! Lets go make out in the back room!
HAHA! Check mate! How do ya like that, General Butt-Picker?
We're playing checkers, Dumbass...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-29-03
In California, its illegal to molest a butterfly.
Thats stupid. How the hell do you molest a butterfly?
Maybe some scientist dude caught a butterfly and tried to poke it in the noodie with a probe or something...
What the hell is a noodie?
You know what a noodie is.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-29-03
Father, I don't know whats wrong with me. I feel like no one understands me sometimes...and I'm going through some ...changes...
I know...I know...everyone's tired of everyone making fun of the Catholic Church...but I'm gonna make fun of it anyway so :P
This is serious! We must perform an excorcism immediately.
How do you do that?
Well, first we have to remove all your clothes and then I have to put my hand on your noodie and say a blessing.
... Yeah right, you perv!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-29-03
Don't even think about it, Punk!
Damn!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-30-03
Why so glum?
I haven't stabbed anyone for a week! And its been two weeks before I completely gutted someone... I'm itching to just completely gore someone...
*sneaks away*
Great...now I gotta go find someone else to kill..

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-31-03
In a freshly destroyed city...
Be ready for anything!
Man...This place is trashed!
Dear God Almighty!!!
Gruess Dich! I vill make love to you now und eat you like ein big sausage, ja?
AAAGH! RUN AWAY!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!! I told you homosexual German Cthulhu would take over the world!!!
Come back, mein Kleine Zweibel! I just vant to play vith your vurst!!!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-01-04
Yes...2004 is gonna be the pits...
Heheh! Heheh! She said pits...heheh! heheh!
Gah! How did I ever manage to come home with this wanker?! Thats it! No more drugs for me!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-01-04
Happy Happy Happy! LALAALAAAAA~! I am the master of the universe! Better than He-Man! Captain Wanker to the rescue!
Why do I even bother to keep you around?
Let me do my "Magical Sword" dance! *dances* oh yeah! uh huh! *pelvic thrusts*
...
Mhmm! oh yeah! *dances around* ooh! My Broadsword is making my unusually tight underwear look like a tent! Cool!
Oh yeaaaah...I remember now!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-02-04
The Supreme Dictator National Party
As Supreme Dictator, I promise to uphold equal rights!
It won't matter if you're hispanic, african american, native american, caucasian...
...Because you're all going to the gas chamber!!!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-02-04
Feminist Amazon National Party
The power will go to the women! Men will be nothing more than houseslaves, who shall do nothing but look pretty for their women and submit to them in bed!
The women will be charged with working, and the men shall stay at home, just as men have enslaved women for over 10,000 years! Men will be forced to wear skimpy clothes and be nothing but breeders!
...Nothing but pleasure slaves?! This is a dream come true!! WOOO! She's got my vote.
Free love! More power to you!
Hooo...is it getting hot in here?
I am not just a peice of meat...I have feelings too....

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-02-04
Yum... McDarwin's Triple Patty Melt...
The FDA has further restricted what will be included in ground hamburger meat due to the risk of mad cow disease.
*drops burger*
Brains, eyeballs, skulls, spinal cords, and anuses will no longer be allowed to be ground into the hamburger meat...
I think I'll just have a salad for lunch....
And now a word from our sponsors... This news broadcast is brought to you by Colon's Meat Market, trusted for quality meat since 1922...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-03-04
Me want chicken, me want liver...
Mew Mix Mew Mix Please de-li-ver...
Me...owwwwwww... that hurt....
I hate cats...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-03-04
*pulls a knife* Hmm...I feel like gutting you and finding out what your insides look like...
They're frozen...moron...
why me...
...why did you have to tell me? You took all the surprise out of it...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-04-04
How could you kiss Jennifer, Dirk?! I thought we had something special last night!
*sobs* Poor Ashley...
Ashley, I didn't mean to hurt you... Please... Let me work this out with you... *enters a big slobbery smootching scene*
!
Gah...what a crock of poorly written crap! Lets change it to Sci-Fi! They're showing They Crawl

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-04-04
Good morning, my fine human friend...
... uhm... Susie... Why the hell are you dressed like a cat?
Silence, Erian! I shall forever be known as Nlan'ka! I have no idea who this "Susie" is...
Yo! My name is Bob! Man...I knew it was a bad idea to let you start playing D&D with me and the guys! You're totally cracked!
But! My sweet little warrior! I find a man weilding a sword to be very appealing...
Whatever...You wait right here Sus...I mean... Nlan'ka! I'm gonna go call the "mages" in white coats to take you away...erm...I mean...have you join their basket-weaving guild...yeah...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-08-04
You know y'all talk fuhnny...wit duh fuhnny wahy y'all say "ohl" 'n "drawers".. hur hur hur... Stoopid buhnch o' yankees! C'mon there, son! Say "Boston" fur meh...
I say potato...
...
Author's Note: He's just jealous because the north won the war and the south STILL can't win a battle of wits...
You say "tater"
! ... Git offa mah laynd, Yankee!!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-09-04
..and so I said, "Them towel heads dunt screw themselves..."
What the hayll are you talkin bout?
...and git offa mah property!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-10-04
The part of the Neo-Nazi will be played by the hunter sprite on the right...
I'm from the "agency". So...what is the fantasy that I can fulfill for you today?
!
I want you to put on this Nazi Soldier costume and little black mustache and then I want you to read from Mein Kaempf...
Why, God?! Why do I always get stuck with these weirdos?! You're punishing me for dropping out of High School and becoming a prostitute, right?
Don't forget to spit while you're reading it...and during the emotional parts, I want you to kick me in the groin...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-10-04
And now back to Total Retard Live... HEYYYYYY! WHAZZAAAAAP! Today we have totally rockin Mustin Timberfake coming into the studio! Lets give him an awesome TRL welcome!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Duuuuude...urgh...am I wasted or what....and why is that dude over there talking to a tree? He's more fucked up than I am...
I wish this guy would quit touching my branches...
ooh baby! Let me play with your pinecones!
*whispers*I think this party died about a week ago, wouldn't you say?
*whispers*Who's house is this anyway?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-11-04
I will never forget the time I spent with you three....well, at least not until tomarrow night when I'm going to be in another threesome with Neko and Pinpin- chan...
*sobs* Its so wonderful...
Its still at the bottom of the bay with the mislabeled hentai in it...
Glub lub....
glub...
Man...this hentai sucks...
How many times can Sharkman watch that awful thing over and over again?!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-13-04
Where do people get off?! They claim to have an open mind and then they shoot down anything anyone else says thats different! Everyone is entitled to their opinion!
Well I think...
Oh shut up! *kicks him* No one cares what you think!
!
>:)
:*(

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-14-04
AAGH! Coach! I'm on fire!
Just walk it off...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-15-04
HELLO MY NAME IS STRIPCREATOR AND THE ONLY THING ALLOWED TO BE FUNNY ARE PLOTICAL SATIRES, MOVIE PARODIES AND COMICS ABOUT VIDEO GAMES, AND "INTELLIGENT" HUMOR FOR "INTELLECTUALLS"
ANYTHING THAT IS OUTSIDE OF CONVENTIONS OR ABSRACT OR ABSURDIST IS AUTOMATICALLY UNFUNNY AND WORTHY OF BEING INTERNET DICKS OVER BECAUSE WE = THE SMARTEST PEOPLE WHO HAVE EVER EXISTED
:)

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-15-04
Ray! Someone actually rated my comics! I feel so loved! I have a whole three star rating!
!
Dude! You got that high of a rating for this swill? I wonder what drugs THEY were on...
oww...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-15-04
Your western way of life is corrupting children!!! Jihad on joor mamma!!!
You damn towel headed freaks are goin down for talkin bout my momma like that!!!
Stop it! This needless agression has to end! When will we live in a world where we will all hold hands in unity? Can't we all just get along?!
Nice shot.
Why thank you. How bout I treat you to lunch...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-21-04
I can't believe you told my sis that italians jacked off at their church services... Here I thought you were against racism! This is why I liked your comics!
They do! Its true! Italians are a bunch of whores that whack off in church and molest children!
You're racist against italians...
...and what if I am... what'choo gonna do?
Goober!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-21-04
BAHAHAH! Christians are so lame! Those cross licking bastards! Jesus was the son of a whore! I don't see why they glorify him so much.
Jesus is the light of the world. He came down from heaven to save us from our sins by dying on the cross.
OMG!! LIEK...JOOR EXPRESSION OF LUV FOOR JESUS INSULTS MY WICCAN BELIEFS! YOU R OPRESING MEEEH!
?
Now now...we can't have you christians practicing your beliefs by witnessing to the poor wiccans who have their rights backed by the First Amendment.
*sighs*

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