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by what_the_krevice
10-04-03
Sir, I represent HomeStarRunner.Com
And?
That light switch rave you threw violates copyright law: it's copyrighted to The Cheat
Oh is that right?
*STAB STAB STAB... THUD*
I just lived out every American's dream: I fucking stabbed a lawyer

 

by what_the_krevice
10-04-03
So what copyright law did he claim we were violating?
Just the usual: someone got cranky.
Ah, isn't that the same statute the RIAA is using?
Actually, the RIAA is using the one where they wear diapers and cry.
Oh, the old pity method.
Precisely.

 

by what_the_krevice
10-08-03
Sir, I'm the District Attorney. We're going to prosecute you for the stabbing of that lawyer
Hey, the fucker ran into my knife...three times..., it was clearly his fault!
A likely story! Now, are you going to come quietly, or do I need to get the police officers from downstairs?
Hey! Pervis! C'mere! I need you're help!
OH DEAR GOD IT BURNS! AHHHHH!!!!!!
OMGOMG!! J00 R LIKE TEH LAWYERZ0RZ! WTBOMG!!11shift+eleventy!!!!

 

by what_the_krevice
11-03-03
So, I hear Kyle didn't even have a joke for this comic.
Yeah. He wasn't going to make one, but Mike wanted and update and it's his birthday.
... Um ... yep.
Well this was pointless.
Hey, look on the bright side, LUE still sucks more than today's strip.

 

by what_the_krevice
11-18-03
So 19, eh?
Yep...
I guess we need to have another zany adventure...
And I know just how to start one...
*throw*
God...you are SUCH a bastard!
FETCH THE STICK!

 

by what_the_krevice
12-18-03
So ...
So ...
It's been a month since the last update.
Yep.
Think they're writing a script for a crazy adventure so that we might actually finish a full plotline?
Nah, they'd have to care first.

 

So where are we going?
I told you. We're going to find out what the hell is taking so long.
So long?
Haven't you noticed that we've been stagnating for almost a month? I'm tired of it! I want to DO something with my life!
...besides the mansex and enough horse tranquilizers to bring down a bull elephant?
Well...not besides, but in correlation with those, yes.

 

We need to speak with The Creators.
Nobody sees The Creators! No way, no HOW!
Well, what now hotshot?
I think I have an idea...
Y...helo thar...buttsekz?
......RIGHT THIS WAY!

 

Pervis...how the hell did you know where to find The Creators?
Not really sure...instinct, I guess.
He was drawn here by the mystical powers of my mighty ass.
Cool it, man...no one wants to hear MORE about your ass.
Disappointment doesn't begin to describe them.
Ass? What? Did someone say Anal Party?

 

Told you I'd get us here!
Dude, I don't think these guys are "The Creators" !
Why the hell not?!?
Because I think your Gaydar is fucked up, once again
Stop trying to trick me into letting you ass rape me
It's times like this I wish I could rid myself of you...

 

Oh Christ, finally! I'm back! The author's of this shitty thing have finally gotten back on the ball...
And it's appearing like maybe they gave up on letting Huzzah mistreat me
Finally! That lame ass, stupid, vulgar mother fucking sperm drop is gone!
...Gamera Smash, motherfucker

 

Aww, fuck...not you again.
Well, of course. Who'd you expect?
You're not going to force me into AOL chats again are you?
No...I have soemthing much more time-consuming for you!
This isn't going to involve AOL-speak? Well, maybe it won't be so bad...
Ever heard of interspecial furry toilet slave bondage?

 

That has to be the worst thing I ever have seen
Have you never looked in a mirror?
What the fuck is this!? Since when did a computer start flaming me?!
Since you deserved it, you schmuck!
I'm going to report you to AOL!
Hehehe...he hasn't the slightest clue...

 

Dude...our computer is fucking obnoxious.
You don't say.
It called me ugly!
Well...technology's come a long way. Artificial intelligence and all that.
Why are you so civil today?
Why are you so wide open? ...in the ass? ...from sodomy...

 

If you've ever gotten your shit kicked by Huzzah, you might be Pervis!
Hey, Pervis, I found an Anti-You Website! Check it out!
Damn, whoever made this is a dick!
No kidding! I should..hey why does it say "Edit this page" at the top?
*SLICE*
He shall know nothing
...wang...?

 

Nngggaaa...wha...
The perfect crime.
The hell happened?
You passed out from over-stimulation. That gay military bondage really took a lot out of you. As did the melon fucking.
Melon fucking? I don't remember fucking a melon.
Heh heh...I doubt the thing remembers fucking you either. Your ass is hardly memorable, cockgoblin.

 

And...furthermore, you cum bucket...
AH HA! BUSTED!
I have a completely reasonable explanation for this!
You fucker! How could you possibly have a decent explanation!
I want you to die...
....well Jesus Christ...that IS a perfectably reasonable explanation

 

Did you just call me Jesus Christ?
Not exactly...
ALL HAIL! FOR I AM HUZZAH THE CHRIST! SAVIOR OF PUBIC DWELLERS!
Oh Christ...
Exactly.
Get behind me, SATAN!

 

...I think I finally got away from him!
You called for me?
You rang?
AH! GOD ALMIGHTY!
He's so cute when he's paranoid
Pay up, n00b

 

Fucking Huzzah and his...his FUCKING!
Hey man, mellow out.
Mellow out?! Why the FUCK should I mellow out?!
Hey, don't I recognize you from somewhere, man?
I have never been to Cambridge. I know nothing. NOTHING! He said he LIKED animals!

 

...And he never listens to a word I say! It makes me so angry!
And how does that make you feeeeel...?
Angry...you simple bastard
Well, I am a dog on a ball you twit!
I'm going to punt your sorry ass...
Hating me isn't going to get him to love you

 

...and he was making the computer say shit about me. And...
Heathen! Guard thy tongue. What be this computer of which ye speak? Be it some new hayloft support structure?
A computer...it's a little box that connects you the internet. You can talk to people.
A medium? Channeling spirits? PAGAN! WITCH!
It's not withccraft. It's technology.
A sturdy horse and sturdier wife be all the technology I need. I have no use for your spirit box, foolish cunt. Peddle your woes elsewhere.

 

He's always stabbing me and beating me!
This Huzzah fellow sounds like a great guy...
Why is it you remind me of him?
Is it the fact that we both want to pop out your eye and skull fuck you?
...
That's it, isn't it?

 

Hey, where you going?
The FUCK away from you.
But what about all we've been through?!
The fuck are you talking about.
*SUCKER PUNCH*
Happy days are here again, bitch.
Oof...

 

You punched him pretty hard...
Only way to do it really...
*Pause*
Agreed...
...Shall we dance?
*KICK KICK KICK KICK KICK KICK KICK*

 

Nnggg...gah! DAMN IT!
Tee-hee...
Not again...not fucking AGAIN. Those little shits are gonna pay.
So great. We must do this again some time.
I try to do something along these lines at least once a week. Keeps him in line. Numbnuts never learns.

 

I'm going to that fucker...so if I raise the anvil here...
Why is it this anvil useage reminds me something...
Elsewhere...
*singing* Keep on rockin in the free world!!!!

 

heh heh heh
Beep Beep!
*ZIP* *BANG!*
What the fuck is wrong here?

 

Shit! Shiiiit!!!! I killed him! I killed Huzzah! Now what?!
Good question...
GOOD QUESTION!?! PEEBLES! HELP ME!
Well when I killed that skanky Asian whore, I ended up in a graveyard...
...You had to open your fucking mouth...
Hey, ass tart, you're the one who asked for help...

 

Whatever ... we're here now, so what happens?
Meh.
... You've got to be yanking my fucking chain.
I can only show you the door, you're the one that has to walk through it.
What does that even MEAN?
I dunno, I fell asleep right after that line and didn't wake up until the movie was over.

 

You slept through The Matrix? That was like one of the greatest action movies of our time!
Yeah, but whattaya gonna do?
If Huzzah was here, he'd tear you apart with his razor wit!
Most likely, your anus will end up bleeding
You rang?
...this is going to hurt more than Matrix Reloaded, isn't it?

 

Mindless dialogue, gay joke, insult?
Comeback, insult, gay joke, political reference.
Comeback, fart joke, pop culture allusion.
Blank stare.
*Onomatopoeia*
Affirmation, insult, culinary metaphor.
Mumble, groan, cry for help.

 

*Back at Home*
So do you think we should look for them
I can't speask for Pervis, but Peebls usually turns up eventually
Pervis is the same way...
They're so much alike, I'm suprised they haven't had the buttsekz...
...they're going to be gone for awhile...
I feel dirty...

 

Y'know ... I once fucked a squirrel.
... Do I want to know why?
No, that was the whole story.
So you just brought up, out of nowhere, that you once had sexual relations with a squirrel? That is some sick shit going on in your head, my friend.
Well, by "a squirrel", I meant "Pervis' mom", and by "fucked" I meant "shit on".
Much better.

 

We're lost, you know that, don't you?
...Hey, you were the ones leading us around!
Only because you got us lost to begin with!
Alright, I admit, the "following a star" shit didn't cut it!
It worked for the 3 Wise Men...
Yeah, but they had Myrrh...

 

Myrrh?
Yeah, myrrh was the secret to their wisdom.
How so?
Well they knew what the hell it was, so they must have known EVERYTHING.
... Eh?
Think outside the box, man!

 

And I thought Huzzah was full of shit...
Oh pish posh, you are such a pussy
PISH POSH!? First you get us lost, and then you come up with some bullshit Myrrh nonsense?!
If you don't shut up, I'm gonna cut your nuts off
Oh stop it! Just gimme a cuddle! We both know you won't do it!
...Clearly, suicide is my only option

 

Hmm ... they're not here.
Well what the fuck are they doing then?
*giggle*
*moan*
... You have a sick mind, pal.
And then he sniffs him a little ...

 

Well I think we're making some progress here
Yeah, but we're still quite a ways off, I bet
I wonder what Huzzah and Pablo are doing...
Mmm...I can just picture it now
...You have a sick mind, pal.
And then he sniffs him a little ...

 

Y'know ... if this was a sitcom, we'd flash back to all our old episodes right about now ...
Yeah ... hey, do you remember the time you fucked the jelly?
Or what about the time I could only speak in AOhell jargon?
Wait ... you totally ripped that joke out from my strip?
Shamelessly, too.
Good work.

 

So why are we here?
Just a hunch?
Are you going to back to your comic now?
Soon, fucker...soon
Oh lick my clit, bitch
Wouldn't your dick get in the way?

 

Alright, now we're in the middle of nowhere, doing nothing, and Pervis isn't even here to make fun of.
Hey ... remember that time you fucked the jelly?
Don't you have any GOOD stories to tell?
Well there is one ...
... You have a sick mind, pal.
And then he sniffs him a little ...

 

Don't even fucking ask...
To hell with that! I'm gonna ask: How the fuck did you get us into a snow scape
I told you not to fucking ask
Eep...
Slice
Now to put that Wampa shit to the test...
*Gurgle*

 

Ha ha! Apparently Mike didn't know that it was a tauntaun and not a wampa!
As it turns out, I don't care, either.
No, but see -
No, you don't fucking get it, I don't care.
But ...

 

Despite his failure at flaming, Kyle makes another comic anyway
Mental Note: Kill Mike in his sleep.
*gurgle*
Hmm ... I wonder ...
*sniff*

 

God damnit. Now we're in the fucking Woods.
I'd say the men in charge here enjoy making us suffer
Mostly me..
Yeah, well, I'm goin home. Tell Peebls to get his ass home if you see him...
...Your anus is bleeding
FUCK YOU!

 

And go Pablo did, to a land fair and green to live out the rest of his days ... his very numbered days ...
Pervis was drafted and killed in Vietnam.
HEY!
That's it, I've had enough of you, your sniffing, your slicing, and your stories. I shall now fight you using the only weapon at my disposal ... "Y ... halo thar ... butseks".
Must clog ears with nail!

 

I got a letter from Pablo; he's back home
You got a letter delivered in the middle of nowhere?
Yeah; the postal workers in these parts really care about their jobs
I think it's about time you shut up and went home
But what about...
Yield, motherfucker

 

Whew, I'm glad everything is back to normal.
Me, too. Now I can harass you in peace.
I think we've learned a very important lesson from all of this.
Anal hemmoraging and laxatives don't mix?
I feel much closer to you now as a friend.
Shut UP, fag!

 

So quite the adventure we had
I thought the ending was rather predictable and tacked on
Man, you'll never believe some of the shit me and Peebles saw...
I'd love to hear all about it
Well you see..
That was just an expression, dipshit....

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