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by BDD
2-13-03
The Kroll is on the prowl...
Grr, I want some yummy students in my belly...
The earth around her shakes, registering a 6.5 on the Richter scale.
Food...
Spencer and the other students emerge from the shadows, avoiding the Kroll's wake of destruction.
We must find a way to stop the beast.
EAT!!!

 

by BDD
2-13-03
The students choose Edward to do reconnaissance on the Kroll because of his small size.
I hate this job...
YUMMY!!!
Suddenly, part of the Kroll begins to fall off from the rest of the body, forming a vaguely humanoid shape.
OMFG what is going on?!?!
...and thus, Poppin' Fresh was born.
Mommy?
BIG DELICIOUS!!!

 

by BDD
2-13-03
@ a dark alleyway...
Teach ya how to fuck, $5.
Tim: Wow, okay!
ARR
BAH
"Them rotor turbines aint gonna generate gravitons all by themselves!"
What?

 

by BDD
2-13-03
The things I've seen...
And so i went to him, but he refused me.
WooOOooOOoOOooOO oOOooO oOOooOO OoOOooOOooOOoOoo
DUDE. I AM TRYING TO DRINK MY COFFEE HERE.
It looks like you are planning to take over the world. would you like help with this feature?
Just shoot me now. Someone please shoot me now.

 

by BDD
2-13-03
Morph wants to go home to see his mum in neotokyo
Oh yay, blessed art thou who stands before me
ug?
Oh c'mon, I wont hurt you.
I don't know.
AAAAA! MY KIDNEYS EXPLODED AND I'M BEING POISONED WHILE I MELT!
YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION

 

by BDD
2-14-03
Master Alex, I have terrible news.
Did the Kroll capture you?!
No sir, fortunately not. But I am afraid the Kroll has asexually reproduced.
OMFG! What is the name of the Kroll-spawned demon?
POPPIN' FRESH.

 

by BDD
2-14-03
Should we get a sex change?
Yes.

 

by BDD
2-15-03
Alex calls a secret council.
Gentlemen, we must destroy the Kroll before she/it absorbs us all.
Matt, as usual, thinks brute force is the answer.
Well what are we waiting for? Let's DESTROY IT!
The Kroll cannot be destroyed by ordinary means. We must take it to the cafeteria of Henrico High School, where it formed from leftover lunch grease. There, we can destroy it.

 

by BDD
2-15-03
Who will take on this quest?
...I will.
...you are very brave, young Spencer. I shall also come along.
Edward and Matt complete the Fellowship of the Kroll.
As long as your quest lasts, you have my hockey stick, brave Spencer.
...and my ass! Err - ah, shit...line?

 

by BDD
2-15-03
Spencer, I will meet up with you and theFellowship later. First there is some business I must attend to.
*tearful goodbye*
...and with that, the brave soul Alex rode out (on Pepé the horse) to Wyndham.
...you are very brave, young Spencer. I shall also come along.
Meanwhile, as the Fellowship goes off to find the Kroll, Edward and Matt are not getting along well.
I'm hungry.
Quit your bitchin' Edward! *punches him in the arm*

 

by BDD
2-15-03
Alex arrives at Wyndham in time to meet Poppin' Fresh.
Poppin' Fresh was born of the Kroll, she must also have hatred for her.
The hour grows late, and Alex rides to Wyndham.
Poppin' Fresh! The armies of Henrico grow strong. The Kroll has been found again.
Are you sure?
I am sure of it.
Your love of Spencer's weed has clouded your mind.

 

by BDD
2-15-03
Parker (Sauron) is strong. We must look through the Forbidden Black Orb Thingy. *takes cover off FBOT*
No, they are not all accounted for. We don't know who could be watching us. *covers up FBOT*
WTF *makes bad argument and takes cover off FBOT*
OMFG *makes equally bad argument and covers FBOT*
That part of the movie was so fucking pointless, I hated it. It made no sense and I can't even think of anything for the characters to say in this panel. Shit, I need some pr0n.

 

by BDD
2-15-03
You cannot stand against the forces of Henrico. We have no choice but to join Parker.
Tell me...friend... when did Poppin' Fresh the Rotund abandon reason for MADNESS?!
OMFG THAT IS SO INSULTING!!!!1 *attacks*
*attacks back and defends*
Off screen: Orcs fuck each other up the ass and give each other blowjobs, yelling GOTCHA!

 

by BDD
2-15-03
I can't believe Poppin' Fresh defeated me. I'll just stay up here and watch the Orcs. OMFG what are they doing to each other?! SHIT!
Alex, I am back, I will now force you to have sex with me after I jack you off.
EVEN I CAN'T STOOP THAT LOW! I will not have sex with you, Poppin' Fresh! I'd rather...DIE A VIRGIN!
Fortunately, Alex escapes on some bee for no particular reason.
*furious rage*

 

by BDD
2-15-03
Dear readers, it is I, BDD/Alex. I come to you in this form because I have a dire_announcement to make to y'all.
Lately, I have had my hand here rather frequently. It is not because I am masturbating, but itching.
You now know more about me than you ever needed/wanted to.
Males: NEVER shave down there. No matter what, do not do it, unless you wish to experience terrible PAIN!

 

by BDD
2-15-03
Let's see how much we can stretch out this comic. You do vertical, I'll do horizontal.
OKAY, I'LL JUST TALK A LOT AND SAY A LOT OF RANDOM SHIT SO THE SPEECH BUBBLE GETS VERY LARGE TO THE POINT WHERE IT IS TOO TALL AND REQUIRES THE COMIC BE STRETCHED OUT SOME. THEN YOU CAN SAY SOMETHING.
http://www.URLsAreGoodForStretchingOutComicStripsHorizontallyButIWonderHowLongICanKeepThisUpHaTechnicallyItsOnlyOneWordLOLSTFUn00bbrbg2gkcyabyeThisIsFuckingRidiculous!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MyAnusIsBleeding.com
OUCH!
And just for good humor...
Yes.

 

by BDD
2-18-03
Tobor, you have been so faithful, helping out all our priests with their "business" and everything. For your hard work, you may have one wish.
Are you thinking of it? Good, and now I will grant your wish, my faithful servant Tobor.
Excuse me, sir, I need your help. I'm afraid my anus is bleeding, and...
TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE HIM! YAY!!!!!!!!1

 

by BDD
2-18-03
Heroin Bob, we're hard core punks and we'll never sell out like those posers.
Fuck yeah, Stevo.
Blah blah blah, you're not being an individual that way. Blah blah blah, more shit about you, stop me if I'm being too critical here.
Shit, you're right. I should probably change my entire system of beliefs.
Heroin Boob is dead, I will mourn the loss of my friend. In fact, I think I'll go to Harvard Law anyway, because you can do a lot more damage inside the system than out of it.
THE END

 

by BDD
2-18-03
WHEN THE TRUTH WALKS AWAY, EVERYBODY STAYS 'CAUSE THE TRUTH ABOUT THE WORLD IS THAT CRIME DOES PAY!!!!
Fuck yeah!
SAY IT NOW! DON'T SAY IT FOR MY SAKE! FASTER NOW YOU KNOW I'VE GOT NO BRAKES! NO BRAKES! ...NO BRAKES!!!
I am an Offspring fan until the very end.
*continues rocking*
This is the most exciting moment of my life, I hope Noodles touches my hand.

 

by BDD
2-19-03
I can tell I'm going to get lucky tonight.
Better be prepared...
At the pharmacist
Box o' condoms, sir. I think tonight is the night.
Here ya go. Five dollars, please.
Hey hun, come on in. *wink*
Good to see ya!

 

by BDD
2-19-03
At the dinner table
Are you feeling well, baby?
...
What is it?
"I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist."
!
...

 

by BDD
2-19-03
Default kid #2...the time is right.
Oh no, default kid #1, you don't mean...
Yes, the planets have aligned in the correct places. It is time.
Time for...THAT?
Exactly. It is time for BDD and Calli to finally be together!
*shocked gasp*

 

by BDD
2-19-03
Let's get to work.
What's your plan this time?
We were far too subtle in the past. Now we will use mind-bending drugs to get BDD in a position from which he can be "persuaded."
...alright. That sounded just plain WRONG.

 

by BDD
2-19-03
I NEED DRUGS!!!
At yo service, Asian kid. *sells drugs*
Now, it will be your job to get BDD to take the drugs.
WHY ME???
Predictability certainly has its disadvantages.
He always suspects me. You will be able to accomplish it, right?
Yes.

 

by BDD
2-19-03
BDD! Hey, do you, uh...wanna...get a drink or something?
Aww...I think someone has a little crush!
Please?
Sure, why not?
Our hero may be in danger!
Hehe, he is walking into our trap!

 

by BDD
2-19-03
There's a comedy thing going on. That explains the curtain.
Bartender! I'll have a screwdriver, and a bloody mary for the man here.
She even knows my favorite drink!
Use your imagination, even if bloody marys aren't actually piss-colored.
Alright! Good man.
Here you are, sir.
Look, BDD, over there! Isn't that that callie_chan girl you know from a while back, sitting with that other guy? *spikes drink while BDD isn't looking*
Honestly, default kid #2, I do NOT like her! But you say she's here with another guy, eh? Where is she?

 

by BDD
2-19-03
With BDD intoxicated, default kid #1 begins planting her ideas in his head.
callie_chan is not on your Genius List, BDD. But she should be. She's a great girl, BDD.
*unintelligible mumbling*
You've always loved her, and with good reason, BDD. Remember all those times you would sit down and tell me how awesome she was? You would talk for HOURS about that Calli!
*unintelligible mumbling*
Horrible joke, yes, I know, my most sincere apologies for writing that groaner.
Plus, you can't forget that she's a...stripper!
*unintelligible mumbling*

 

by BDD
2-19-03
So go to Calli, the love of your life. Put her on the Genius List and you two can be together like you should be! Go forth, BDD. Best of luck to you!
*unintelligible mumbling*
Come on, BDD! I know you're regaining conciousness now. You can hear me just fine.
*unintelligible mumbling*
Perhaps Tobor can help you get moving, hmm?

 

by BDD
2-19-03
In a pickle, default kid #1 resorts to some less-than-flawless tactics.
Look over there! Del-Me is dying!
Do I really look that dull to you?
Shit...
Default kid #1 hardly knows the definition of the word "subtle."

 

by BDD
2-19-03
It is obvious we cannot defeat Calli with all her charms, wit, and wariness. We must drink Toxie, the toxic drink, to mutate into super-beings to accomplish the task at hand.
Yes.
Kudos to anyone who knows where the title came from.
Even Calli can not stop us now! MWAhahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Yes.

 

by BDD
2-19-03
Knock knock! Anybody home?
And who might you be?
Why, my friend and I here, we're...I believe Calli ordered us from the Demonic Hordes On Call catalog. She apparently has some evil business for us.
Well why didn't you say so? By all means, come in!
Wow, this catalog is really something! Satan, demons, Cthulhus, great selection... but what's this? Avril Lavigne? Damn...even I'm not THAT cruel!

 

by BDD
2-19-03
That Toxie really did the trick. Calli'll never recognize us now, right?
Yes.

 

by BDD
2-19-03
Ah, Callisto dearest! My friend and I are here to help you with that problem of yours.
And what problem would that be?
Allow me to answer that. You want to convince BDD to put you on the Genius List, right?
I know I deserve at least as much, yes.
Heh heh heh...we have just the solution for you, sweetcheeks.

 

by BDD
2-19-03
So what exactly is this brilliant plan you two have to get me on the Genius List?
It's simple, really. You don't even need anything to do it.
Yes you do! You...ah, need to bring us a big tub of butter!
Butter?!
Hey now, we all have our fetishes.

 

by BDD
2-19-03
Alright. *brings them tub of butter*
Good. *hands back butter to partner*
Now how can I get on the Genius List?
It's simple, really. You just need to use some of your womanly charms, and BDD will practically be your slave! Now we must go. You're not the only one with evil plans, miss. *flies off*
You gave them our butter?
Relax, Kieki. Do you know how old that stuff was?

 

by BDD
2-20-03
"I'm clean...shaven."
OMFG WTF!?!?!?!
*type type* You better take that back unless you want something like this...
BWAhahahahahahaha!!!

 

by BDD
2-20-03
"Welcome, and thank you for joining us at the Late Show."
*yawn*
"World headlines tonight: Hijacked planes have been flown into the Pentagon and the World Trade Center! Bernie Goetz guns down a subway thug!"
?
"A sniper continues his killing spree across the East Coast. Those stories and more, tonight on the Late Show."
Now THAT'S a late show!

 

by BDD
2-20-03
Disappointed? I don't remember ever saying it was HUMAN nudity. Look at that y'all, he's topless!

 

by BDD
2-20-03
I hate that Avril Lavigne bitch, don't you?
Yes. And Android likes her, which alone makes it my God-given duty to hate her.
Anyone who considers her music anything but pop deserves to be hunted down and brutally murdered by Kieki, don't you think?
Say, you don't think we could actually...?
Great minds think alike.

 

by BDD
2-20-03
Calli, I love you so much. You may have every worldy possession I own, and I've already filled out some papers making me your slave for the rest of eternity!
Calli, good news. I just butchered every single person on earth that you wanted dead.
Why can't Calli smile?
Calli, me and Dad are getting a little tired of ruling all creation. Want to take over for a while?

 

by BDD
2-20-03
GRRR! No way I'm going to let myself be beaten by a gay guy! Desperate times call for... DESPERATE MEASURES!
Hey there, Calli babe! What do you say you and me hook up?
After all our hard work, the deed is done by another. *sigh* I suppose we can be changing back to normal now.
Yes.

 

by BDD
2-20-03
Well, I can still count to ten from when I took karate, back in the day. Ichi, ni, san, chi, go, roku, sichi, hachi, ku, ju! (Pardon the spelling, which I surely have butchered.)
Yes, Calli dear, you are beautiful like a Hotaru! (Like your AIM! Go BDD!)
Impressive!
Yes.

 

by BDD
2-21-03
Alex said he'd meet us here. Where is he?
Maybe that's him over there!
Ass. That's just Matt drinking!
*drinks*
Hey man, do you know someone by the name of Gray?
Sure I know a Gray! Spencer Gray! He's right over there!

 

by BDD
2-21-03
Damn that Matt! I've got to escape! *puts on ring*
Where am I?
I'm back!
That's it. Come with me.

 

by BDD
2-21-03
You draw far too much attention to yourself.
Shit, are those dildos in the cabinet over there?
Knock knock! *door busts down*
Are those dildos over there?! I'm gonna kick your ass!
Awesome, are those dildos in the cabinet over there?
Ignore my "toys," they are of no consequence. You have used the Kroll, now the Krollwraiths will come here.
Matt, you know what to do.

 

by BDD
2-21-03
Demon slaying? No problem. This woman has such simple expectations. Ika!
BDD makes a quick trip to hell.
This'll be the twentieth demon I've slayed all week! No problem.
No one can touch BDD, and no one can compare to his sheer genius, power, wit, and charm. He is strong, wise, brave, handsome, cunning, witty, and lovable. Best of all, he never brags.

 

by BDD
2-21-03
She should have died hereafter; there would have been a time for such a word. Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day...
...to the last syllable of recorded time, and all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
*audience claps*

 

by BDD
2-21-03
Wow, BDD, you're the greatest guy I've ever met!
I like you too, Calli!
Hell yeah!
Come on, BDD. Let's have some fun...
Sir! Sir! You dozed off again. Now shall I clean up this white liquid that's on the floor?
Dammit, alien minion, why the fuck did you wake me up?!

 

by BDD
2-22-03
A "blue light special" cop is the bouncer of this hot bar.
Hey there, Officer.
Stop right there, miss.
Aren't you going to let me in?
Flash me and I'll let you in.
That's not even legal! There's no way I'm going to --
BANNED!

 

by BDD
2-22-03
Cool new rock band Rusty Shopping Cart is playing at Paul's club tonight. With 15 minutes before the doors open, Paul is nervous, seeing only one member of the band.
So where's the band dude?
WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU MAN!
I SAID, WHERE'S THE BAND?!
What do you mean we're BANNED?
No! The BAND! Where's the BAND?!
Fuck you and your authority! I don't care if we're banned from your pansy club! We're gonna rock on anyway, old man!

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