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Hello, my name is Matchbook Romance and my anti-drug is...
Hey Match! You wanna go smoke some weed?
Creating comics on www.stripcreator.com

 

Hello, my name is Matchbook Romance and my anti-drug is...
Hey, I accidently wet your bed again.
Choking the chicken.

 

Sorry about the racial mix-up on the forum board. I was just assuming again.
No problemo.
Ariiiiiibbbbbbbaaaaaa!
Ariiiiiibbbbbbbaaaaaa!
You wanna get some Rubio's?
Sure.

 

I learned a lot of things this year.
Some good, some bad.
End of my high school career, start of my college career.
More heartache, more echoing lonely nights.
New problems with more solutions.
Oh yeah, it's my birthday tommorrow, buy me something dammit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My last year of being a teenager.
Might as well live it up while I can.
www.stripcreator.com

 

So, I'm looking for a new job now.
That's good. Have any ideas on where to apply?
I've got an idea.
Oh yeah? Where?
Any where but my previous job.
Oh.

 

A certain smoothie/juice place.
Hello, are you guys hiring? If so, may I have an application?
Sure, let me go get an application.
Looks like an alright place. I wonder what that bucket of yellow water is for.
Thanks for the application. Is that bucket of yellow for a certain smoothie?
No, not really. It's the employee bathroom.

 

A certain book store.
A nice quiet place. I can see myself working here.
Excuse me, do you think I can have an application?
Kid, look at all the workers here.
Okay, I see them. What's your point?
They're all white and in their mid 30's. Get the picture?

 

Nobody has called me back yet for any of the jobs.
Ah, that sucks.
I don't get it. I'm just as good as any other guy.
Well, did you fill out the job applications accurately and honestly?
Oh yeah. I forgot about filling those out. I should get to them huh?

 

It's been three weeks already. Are you done filling out all those applications?
Yeah, they're all done.
Well...?
Well...?
Well, aren't you going to turn them in?
Jeeze, I just finished them, what's the hurry?

 

Hello, what can I get for you today?
Ahahahaha! Stuck in the fast-food business! I feel so sorry for you!
I was doing the same thing as you for three long months! Look at me now! Look at me now! I'm freeeee!
Uhhh... did you want to order something or not?
Yeah, I'll take one cheeseburger with no cheese please.

 

Hey Jesus, what can I get for you today?
Hmm...
How about your usual hamburger and water?
You read my mind.
Oh and Jesus, if you turn your water into wine again, I'm going to have to charge you.
Blah, blah, blah, I can't hear you.

 

when I used to live in a crumby apartment. Cockroaches were my only friends.
Hello Dave, Burt, Logan, Jaime, and Jack!
Dammit, I killed Dave again.

 

Hey, you look different today. Is that a new shirt?
Actually, I did something to my hairline.
Jeeze, now you? I would expect you to be the last one to alter their body unaturally just to please a few more people.
It's just a...
I mean, look at all these women getting breast implants, making their lips bigger, and now guys are into it too! BAH, where did you get this done and how much?
Super Cuts, and it was only $12.00.

 

So this is my room, do you wanna feel how soft my bed is?
I have a very loving girlfriend... I... don't think I should be... doing this.
Oh come on, she won't know. I'm good at keeping secrets and other things too, if you know what I mean. Let me help you with your pants.
Excuse me, can I use your bathroom? *Unzip* *FAP FAP*
So quick huh? Hehe... ready to get this show on the road baby?
Sterile as can be. Sing the sterile song with me!

 

Hey, I was waiting for you.
Sorry, I came over as fast as I could.
So...
So...
Are you going to let me in your house? Or are we going to have to fuck at your front door?

 
You've been in your room glued to the tv all day. What are you watching?
I've learned two things. First, you can turn anything into juice. Second, you and I aren't husky. We're both disgustingly overweight.

 

How many beers have you had?
I think eight or so...
You should stop drinking now.
Just give me one more bottle. I need to forget about her.
One more beer and you might explode.
You're right. I'll just smash this one over my head and hopefully I'll lose conciousness.

 

Mommy, mommy!
What is it sweetie?
I know what I want to be when I grow up!
Oh really? What?
I want to be a Navy Seal and save the world!
Oh no, no sweetie. You can't be that! You're a human!

 

*Ring ring*
Hello?
Hey, I've been trying to call you all day.
Oh yeah? Well... I've been busy. I can't be on the phone too long because you know cell phone usage causes brain cancer.
We've been using cell phones for so long, how come we haven't gotten brain cancer yet? Are you mad at me or something?
Fine, talking to you causes brain cancer.

 

*Ring ring*
Dammit... uhh, hello?
Okay, I know that you're mad at me, but why? And don't say that you aren't. I can always tell because you act all sarcastic.
Don't worry I'm not. I'm watching porn as we speak, and if you choose to hear me cum over the phone, then stay on.
There you go, acting sarcastic. God, can't you just talk to me for once?
Can't talk, about to cum.

 

*Ring ring*
Yes, yes... what do you want?
Come on, talk to me. What did I do this time?
You didn't do anything. I've been fooling you all this time, you're actually on MTV's Punk'd!
Ok, now you're just being real stupid. Do you expect me to believe that?
I'm your host, Ashton Kutcher...

 

*Ring ring*
Okay, okay... I'm not mad at you anymore.
Are you being serious?
Sure. I'm really, really, realllllllly, sorry. I hope we can amend our relationship.
Being sarcastic again huh?
That's not the point. I'm really, really, reallllllly, sorry.

 
We're both lonely, and all that crap.
True, but we do it so damn well.

 

*Ring ring*
I've been really thinking and I want to seriously talk to you now.
Yes, let's do that.
I get really hurt when you...
Can you hold on just one second? I've got three other calls.
And that's the jist of it.

 
I was smoking yesterday.
I dunno, I think I ran too fast?

 

I have this friend, and I think she has a problem.
What is it?
Well, she has a very clingy boyfriend. He won't let her out sometimes and has a temper problem. I think she's too afraid to tell someone because he might beat her.
Are you sure this is your friend and not you?
It's not me, actually...
Oh hey, I gotta go now. My boyfriend just called again. I forgot I'm not supposed to be out today, so I have to hurry to his house.

 

You have so many pimples on your face!
SHUT UP! IT'S NOT FAIR!
It's ok! We're all going through it.
What about you? You don't have any on your face!
That's true. My butt is a different story however.

 

Wow, the stars are out tonight.
Yes, they are.
Stars are amazing. They show us how large the universe really is.
Stars look like tiny dots in the sky.
Don't you like stars?
Are you coming on to me?

 

I got some bad grades on my report card. What am I going to do? Mom is going to flip out!
What grades did you receive?
A couple of "C's," and one "F."
Your report card further proves that I am the more intellectual son of the immediate family.
What did you say?
Ah... I must use vocabulary of your calibur. Kid, you're not the sharpest crayon in the toolbox.

 

I'm hungry, let's go get some lunch.
Sure. What do you feel like eating?
Hmm.. I dunno, maybe some fried chicken?
How's about it ol' buddy-o-mine?
You hurt me in ways you can never understand.

 
In reference to my latest rating comment, "I think he's got thing for broad foreheads." I have one thing to say.
The more space, the easier to blow a load on her face.

 

Literati... 2:03pm
6:20pm
1:47am
What the hell? Ut is a word?

 

Lent is coming up.
Yeah. I know what I'm going to give up.
What are you giving up?
I've decided to give up sex.
You can't give up something you never had.

 

Man, I'm glad this day is over.
Yeah.
When I get home, I'm going to rip my wife's panties right off.
Oh man, I know the feeling all too well.
These panties really ride your ass when you walk.

 

... you think I can have number?
Sure, why not.
Hey man.
Guess what? I just got a girl's number!
Wait... this is my house number! You hit on my sister?!
Is 7:00 a good time to call?

 

Ring ring
Thanks for NOT calling me over the weekend. I can tell you really care.
I did call! You just never pick up your phone, you dork!
Did you just call me a whale penis?
No, I called you a dork.
Calling me a whale penis shows that you care a lot about me. THANKS!
I do care! And I didn't call you a whale penis, I called you a dork!

 
For your 300th comic celebration, we've decided to roast you!
Can't you just barbeque me instead?

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