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Rip me off the barley joint and I'll be home for tea!
Beg Pardon?
Skinny dipping in the Rhine leads to herpes and engorgement of the genitals!
...shocking.
Right! Left! Up! Down! Scrubbing on the angry clown!
Back! Forth! In! Out! Clowns are what it's all about!

 

Ah, what a better way to end your day of mischief and mayhem than stopping by a quaint pub for a pint
'ey, what can I get yaz ter drink, der Mack?
Erm...aren't you a little young to be bartending? And shouldn't ya, y'know, be BEHIND the bar?
HEY! We don't take kindly to wise ass drops of water with pubic hairs stuck through 'em, 'round 'ere!
...this does not bode well...

 

by what_the_krevice
12-13-05
What are you doing here?
I could ask the same of you, Cornwallis.
Since when do you go in for the topical humor?
Since I picked up my prescription.
...for the warts?
You sure don't know much about my genitals for being a cocksucker.

 

It love these long hiatuses on the behalf of the authors
Yeah, gives us time to do our own things and just enjoy life.
Totally. I took some dance classes and caught up on some reading.
Yeah, I held the world hostage with stolen nuclear arms before getting my own sit-com on Fox
Fairly short lived, if I recall.
Well it was because of the premise of the show. Me ruining someone's day is only so much fun when it's not you.

 

Hey Huzzah! Guess what?!
You've finally decided to give up your life of gayity and buy a hooker for an evening?
No, I've decided to convert to Scientology!
*twitch*
What?
God I....HATE....you

 

Look, I've put up with a lot of bullshit over the years. But I refuse to deal with Scientology. It's so passe and lame.
Oh really? You know I hold your fate in my hands, right?
Yeah, I do, but y'know what? I don't care. Erase me, change me into something else, bring it on you pussy!
Why is it I feel the sudden need to annoy the shit out of someone who is trying to accomplish something in Microsoft Word?

 

So you mouthed off to the Creators again huh?
Yep...
And they turned you into a paperclip..
Sure did
So...like... I have a stack of papers on my desk
I would be perfectly happy unbending myself, and stabbing your brain via your nostril

 

Y'know, I was originally kinda aggrivated with this whole paper clip thing
But as I've spent more time in this form, I've found it oddly enjoyable. It certainly has its uses
OH GOD! MY SAFE! MY LIFE SAVINGS WERE IN THERE!
And I'm off to Vegas!

 

Huzzah assumed I wouldn't figure out what happened. Thankfully, I should be able to catch him at the airport...
Yeah, hi, my name is Herb, and some paper clip hired me to slow you down.
Get outta my fucking way! There's no way I'm letting that bastard get away with my money
I'm supposed to make your anus bleed...
Well shit...
Oh pumpkin, you don't know the half of it

 

Sucker! He thought I was going to take a plane.
What he didn't know was there aren't any decent airplane backgrounds! VICTORY IS MINE
...lil help here?

 

So this is the end, huh? This is how my story ends. I dry up in a desert...
......this is when a sudden, but inevitable, event happens to save my life!
Nooot...what I had in mind
Do you like show tunes? I like show tunes.

 

So you're not going to kill me then?
Nope, I'm actually here to walk you to Vegas
I thought your job was to collect dead souls and lead them to the afterlife...
No no, common misconception. That's merely a hobby.
That's a pretty morbid hobby. Do I want to know what your job is?
I'm a greeter at a Wal-Mart

 

So, I really appreciate you getting me to Vegas alive and well.
Don't mention it.
So...do I tip you or...what?
Well, I do accept gratuities....
*Pause*
Want to come up to my hotel room?
Will you lay across my lap and make me do dirty things?

 

So...yeah...I forgot I have this thing I gotta do today...
You're leaving?!
Yeah, I gotta jet sorry. But you were great, I'll call you!
But...I...
I was just a one night stand for Death....I feel so used and empty inside....

 

Wait. I've never encountered an anus so supple!
Toodles, CockBot. I've gotta find that little blue assjacker.
But you took my full girth + extensions without flinching.
When you live with Huzzah, sphincter stretching is more than a hobby...it's a necessity.
Does this mean you're not my biological counterpart with whom the roboprophesy foretells I shall spawn a legion of ass-raping drones?
Well, I didn't say that, I just said I had to be leaving.

 

You'll rue the day! You just doomed humanity to a world without anal sex! Doom on you!
WUTS THIS I HEARD ABOUT ANAL SEX, YOU MECHANICAL SEX BEAST!?
Are you my biological counterpart with whom the roboprophesy foretells I shall spawn a legion of ass-raping drones?
And if I am
Then boy do I have a surprise for you!

 

These theme casinos are great.
Wet down the patio, brillo pad. I do believe I sees me an ovine.
Charlemagne. Where the hell have you been?
I been coolin' at The Sands. They got one of them Sammy Shrines. Besides, I couldn't start without you.
Alright, alright. I got the stuff. Did you hold up your end of the deal?
Does Pervis like men?

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