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Bok and Rok's Spider Adventure 2 by FrixFrax 2-05-07
At the medical trial office... Here's your pill boys, I must warn you of the side-effects, these pills have been known to cause hallucinations, blindness, kidney failure, paralysis, and impotence Yeah yeah, we know, I hope you have your scoresheet Rok, because I am going to get lots more side-effects than you!	*Bok's Hallucination* *takes pill* Okay, I've already started seeing things. Rok, you look so weird! DO I? OH MY GOD, HOW DO I LOOK? I HOPE I DON'T LOOK LIKE AN ICE-CREAM CONE, THAT WOULD BE EMBARASSING!	No... you kind of look like how you usually do... it's strange... WOW, YOU REALLY MUST BE HALLUCINATING, BECAUSE OF COURSE I'M DRESSED AS A GIANT FLESH EATING BUG TODAY! FREAKY!

 

Bok and Rok's Spider Adventure 3 by FrixFrax 2-05-07
Well Rok, it's time for your pill now, the only side-effect to this one is instant death, so you should be fine, and to make it more appealing to children, they're shaped like broken plastic spiders! DID YOU JUST SAY BROKEN PLASTIC SPIDERS? AHHH! CAN'T COPE WITH THIS PRESSURE, IT FEELS LIKE ALL MY INTERNAL ORGANS ARE ABOUT TO FAIL, LIKE, I'M ABOUT TO DIE, OH WAIT, I JUST NEED TO PASS WIND *parf*	EXCUSE ME! GOODNESS GUMDROPS, I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN EXTRA PORTIONS OF RE-FRIED BEANS FOLLOWED BY THAT GALLONS WORTH OF BRUSSEL SPROUT AND CABBAGE MILKSHAKE, HOWS THE TRIAL GOING BOK? ...	Rok, stop playing with that plastic skeleton, you'll get us in trouble! This trial went great, I highly recommend these pills to everyone! Of course, there is only one medecine I need, sugar! SORRY, ABOUT THE SKELETON THING, I JUST CAN'T HELP MYSELF SOMETIMES! TODAY'S SUGAR IS EXTRA SPECIAL BECAUSE I JUST FOR YOU, I JAMMED MY MANTAIL IN THE FRIDGE, AND SQURITED MAN TAIL JUICE ON IT, YUMMY

 

Sock it to me 17 by FrixFrax 2-06-07
Golly gee gosh Mr. Wilson, I caught my ding-a-ling in the rose bushes again Oh Billy, this guilt is just too much to take anymore, so I must be honest with you... I'm a registered child sex offender	Gee shucks Mr. Wilson, I guessed that after you made me watch you masturbate and finger yourself in the shower, not to mention the time you felt me inappropiately at the barn dance. Silly Mr. Wilson! Oh yes, silly me! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You know Billy, this might to be the best time to tell you this, but I'm also your biological father...	So that's what happened to my sock... I once organised a Halloween barn dance, but I couldn't afford plastic skeletons, so dug up a graveyard, I'm going to hell now *sigh*

 

Bok and Rok's Fishing Adventure 1 by FrixFrax 6-02-07
AHHH... IT'S SUCH A LOVELY DAY FOR FILCHING! Fishing... we're going fishing, you said filching, but we're actually going fishing, silly	OOPS! BUT SAMMY THE SEX FREAK, GAVE ME SUPPLIES FOR FILCHING... I don't even know what filching is, what did he give you...	OH YOU KNOW, MOUTHWASH, TOOTHPASTE, A TOOTHBRUSH, I GUESS SAMMY THE SEX FREAK REALLY CARES ABOUT HIS DENTAL CARE! Really? He said when gets ahead he prefers to have no teeth, hey I know, maybe we could filch fish... lets go see Beastiality Bob for some advice!

 

Bok and Rok's Fishing Adventure 2 by FrixFrax 6-02-07
Sometime later... THAT SURE WAS NICE BEASTIALITY BOB TO PREPARE THE FISH READY FOR FILCHING FOR US, NOW LET ME TRY IT *LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK* What the hell are you boys doing!?	OH HEY ANNIE THE ANIMAL RIGHT ACTIVIST, ME AND BOK ARE JUST FILCHING THIS FISH, IT TASTES SALTY AND FISHY, WANNA TRY? Oh my god! You are the most disgusting freaks I have ever met, first you stick your man tail up a fishes rectum and now you're going to drink the juices. I'm going to tell the local news!	Live News TV: Outrage! Two young boys caught filching a fish! Professor Know It All, could you please explain to those who doesn't know what the act of filching envolves, after the ejaculation has occured? After ejaculating up the rectum, they then bend over, and feed on both semen and fecal juices, I was also supposed to mention if you're eating gravy or tapicoca not to watch this report, sorry!

 

Bok and Rok's Fishing Adventure 3 by FrixFrax 6-02-07
Live TV News: Here is what President Fire had to say about the incident. I want you all to know that filching of any kind of fish will now be made illegal, I'd also like to make a special mention to my wife, who just found out she has lung cancer And I'm still smoking, yeah!	Wow Rok, who knew we were actually licking Beastiality Bob's man tail juice and fish poop I HAD A FEELING IT MIGHT BE, BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO LOOK UNCOOL, SO JUST WENT WITH IT, IF WE'VE LEARNED ANYTHING TODAY IT'S THAT IT'S WRONG TO SMOKE AS YOU GET LUNG CANCER	Yeah! I mean yuk, I'm never smoking, that's just gross! Well time for some sugar... I'M GOING TO BE A REBEL AND HAVE BROWN SUGAR... JUST FOR A CHANGE, MWAHAHAHAHA...

 

Terrible Walrus by FrixFrax 6-03-07
Hey Walrus, do you have the time on ya? 10:15. You know usually I don't talk because I have this problem where I inadvertedly make things awkward, so whens the baby due?	I'm not pregnant, it's just fat... Oh, well you know there are lots of support groups for women in the situation as you...	I'm a guy. Ohhhhhh noooooo, I'm such a terrible Walrus!

 

Terrible Walrus by FrixFrax 6-03-07
Well Walrus, I know your going to make abortion clinic radio a top success, oh and if you could find an appropriate sponor for Monday, that'd be great! Don't you worry, can count on me sir, Walrus to the rescue! Huzzah!	One week later... Welcome to abortion clinic radio, I wasn't sure what to play first, so am choosing one of my own favourites, brought to you by morning after pills, here is "Bye Bye Baby" By Frank Sinatra	Walrus you're fired! After playing that song everyone cancelled their abortions for today, including my wife who doesn't realise fifty is too dang old to have children! Ohhhhhh noooooo, I'm such a terrible Walrus!

 

Terrible Walrus by FrixFrax 6-04-07
Hi Walrus, it's really kind of you to help out, now one of the kids does have down syndrome, so he may need some extra help It's wonderful to be allowed to help sir, and don't worry, I shall treat this down syndrome kid with respect he deserves!	Aww, there you are! Listen, if anyone makes fun of you for looking strange, just ignore it, there is no shame in being born with down syndrome, it's just an extra special part of you! You think I look like I have down syndrome!? Now I'll never be able to take Lucy to the prom. It's all your fault Walrus! Oh and FYI the down syndrome kid is behind you.	I wuv woo Walrus Ohhhhhh noooooo, I'm such a terrible Walrus!

 

Mrs. Landers by FrixFrax 6-05-07
Hey Mrs. Landers, I didn't know you were judging the flower contest this year. *Gasp* is that a wig!? Oh hi and you've brought you son, aww, well yes , I'm afraid it is a wig - I know I don't usually but... certain circumstances mean I can't do without one	You listen to me Mrs. Landers, going bald is no shame - I have conclusive evidence of that, now you take off that wig. *swipes wig* And be proud of you who you are! I'm not going bald! I'm wearing a wig because my actual hair was infected with pubic lice	I'm confused... is it OK to laugh? *puts on wig* Hey Mom, check me out, I'm Mrs. Landers! Man... this wig itches TIMMY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PUT DOWN THE WIG, AND RUN FOR YOUR FRIKKIN' LIFE!

 

The Dil and Jamalia Adventures! - Klu Klux Klown Part 1 by FrixFrax 6-06-07
JAMALIA! Wanna quit normal life and join me for a life of adventure fighting evil!? K.	In some dark lair somewhere... So what kind of evil scheme are you planning? Killing children? Kidnapping the president? Stealing money? Those are all good ideas, but the Klu Klux Klown has a better idea, it took me all night but there is only one real evil scheme worth doing... Poking fat people in the stomach with sticks.	TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mwuhahaha... *poke poke poke* Nooooo! Have mercy, I just ate a ten foot sub!!!

 

The Dil and Jamalia Adventures! - Klu Klux Klown Part 2 by FrixFrax 6-06-07
Omg! Omg is right Jamalia, out of breath fat people are everywhere, struggling to get up from their own pools of vomit... it can only mean one of two things!	Wot? Either evil is afoot, or the weight watchers building is on fire, either way; we're needed. Fat people can't run you know! Well they can, but only really really slowly	TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It looks like your plan may be working master; the streets are filled with more vomit than the roller coaster ride at a well known theme park, featuring well known characters from old cartoon shows Blast those registered trademarks and copyrights! Yes, poking fat people with sticks is indeed a success, haha and so hilarious, and for my next trick, I shall remove all sugar from the world! Mwuh

 

Terrible Walrus by FrixFrax 6-08-07
Thanks for helping me out with the market stall, I really appreciate it. Just use your common sense, i.e. don't go selling my cash register or something - I'll be back later to pick something up. Ha-ha, I'm not going to do something stupid like that. I was so sorry to hear about your mothers passing, she was such a vibrant personality. Anyway life goes on, and I shall not let you down! Cya!	Sometime later... Hey Walrus, how’s it going? I can't really stay long - the burial is at noon. Just here to help you pack up and collect my flowers The flowers? Oh don't worry about them; I sold them all at a 100% profit!	Walrus you idiot! Those flowers were for my mother's graveside! Ohhhhhh noooooo, I'm such a terrible Walrus!

 

Terrible Walrus by FrixFrax 6-09-07
Thanks for organising this barbeque for us Walrus... Mommy says that when my dog Rover burned in the house fire, he went to doggy heaven, is that true? Of course it is sweetheart, Rover will never really be gone if he lives on in your heart. Now how about I fix you up a hot dog? Oops!	WAHHHHH!!!! WALRUS IS BARBEQUING ROVER AND HE'S GOING TO MAKE ME EAT HIM! Relax, hot dogs aren't made from dog, it's just their name. See, it's just a sausage made from pork which comes from pigs	My pet pig Oinky also died in the house fire Ohhhhhh noooooo, I'm such a terrible Walrus!

 

Mr. Sprocker by FrixFrax 6-09-07
Well children, we now begin our farm trip, now keep quiet and listen to farmer Jackoff It's Jarkofski! Well children you're in luck, as today one of the cows is going to give birth	Wow... that's gross. I mean yippee doesn't that sound great!? We're actually going to see the miracle of life before our very eyes! Yep and as an extra special treat Mr. Sprocker is going to deliver the calf, along with the farm vet Mr. Jugs	So Mr. Tits, I guess I'll be more or less just watching... maybe cutting the chord or something right? It's Jugs! And no, I thought you might like to take on a more hands on role, it'll be easy enough, as long as you listen very carefully to my instructions

 

Mr. Sprocker by FrixFrax 6-09-07
Oh great, let’s listen about how to fist an old cow, like I need to... After all, I have an ex-girlfriend, ha-ha, oh Tom if only people knew how funny you were... Yeah Sprocker, there's no need to listen to me, you're already an expert, and the girlfriend joke - top class!	Yep thanks for that Mr. Tits, I'm sure I can handle things from here... now Mrs. Cow if you could just turn around and... *squelch* Uh oh... Moo	Oh my god! I think you severed one of the vital organs! Mooo...ooo..oo...o *dead*

 

Mr. Sprocker by FrixFrax 6-09-07
Thanks... not only have you killed Jarkofski's prize cow, you also killed the calf, well done Mr. Sprocker, what will you do for an encore, eat it? Um... on the bright side, at least I dodged out the way before the blood got on me... and instead... got you covered in it but hey, I bet you're used to it right? *cough*	Mr. Sprocker is Mrs. Cow OK? She's not moving... and I don't the see the baby cow Of course she is Wendy. After birth the cow sleeps for a very long time... only don't mention it to anyone or Mrs. Cow will hate you	Okay, I won’t. I'm gonna go pet Mrs. Cow and play in the red rain puddles, thanks for the best trip ever Mr. Sprocker! Thank God for permission slips...

 

Stick Man 32 by FrixFrax 6-10-07
Haha – WATER BALLOON FIGHT! Oh you are so gonna get it Stick Man!	Well...?	I only brought one... ...

 

Stick Man 33 by FrixFrax 6-10-07
What the hell Stick Man!? You said we were having veal; this is a dead baby foetus Look, they were all out of lamb, so I had to improvise...	With a dead foetus!? Where the hell did you get this from anyway? Taiwan. It was a two for one deal	Ugh. I can't believe that out of everything, you'd serve me this! WELL IT SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR GOING ON THE ATKINS DIET!

 

Terrible Walrus by FrixFrax 6-13-07
Why hello there Walrus, it is such a pleasure to have you visit us Oh you know me, I love to help out where I can, say I can smell burgers, it's not the church BBQ already is it?	Um... No Walrus that's the incinerator Oh gosh, um... well... deary me, Phew! Is it hot in here or is that just me?	No it's not just you... it's the incinerator Ohhhhhh noooooo, I'm such a terrible Walrus!

 

Terrible Walrus by FrixFrax 6-16-07
Hey Walrus, it's so nice of you to help out at my pet shop. I've needed an extra hand for a while Think nothing of it! I actually remember getting my first goldfish here all those years ago; it feels great to give something back	Well I'm not going to lie to you, it's a messy a job and sometimes smelly, but it's worthwhile in the end to see the smile on a customers face Oh I know that, I mean even the smell in here is a bit overpowering, the urine must really seep through	Uh... I'm incontinent and just wet myself. Sorry... Ohhhhhh noooooo, I'm such a terrible Walrus!

 

Terrible Walrus by FrixFrax 6-17-07
Hey Walrus *bubble* what are you doing here? I’m just doing a bit of scuba diving, collecting pearls from clams for the local children’s hospice, hey, why are you here?	*bubble* I just thought y'know, I might commit suicide, so am drowning myself in the ocean, pretty sweet way to go right Walrus? *bubble* Now you listen here, you have lots to live for, you have a great job, a great family, some people would quite literally give their right arm to have what you do, now please stop all this nonsense now!	*dead* Ohhhhhh noooooo, I'm such a terrible Walrus!

 

Terrible Walrus by FrixFrax 6-17-07
I am the eggman! I am the Walrus!	No I mean, I am the eggman from those "Eggs Are Healthy For You" adverts Weren't those adverts axed because the kids went crazy and threw eggs at some guy?	That guy was me... and... and... IT'S A PAIN THAT NEVER ENDS. WHY, WHY ME!? Ohhhhhh noooooo, I'm such a terrible Walrus!

 

Terrible Walrus by FrixFrax 6-17-07
HELP! HELP! MY CHILD FELL DOWN THE WELL, YOU'VE GOT TO HELP WALRUS! Don't worry; I'll save your child. Walrus to the rescue, Huzzah!	Later... Thanks to you jumping down that well Timmy is now paralysed for life! And now you're in jail due to a crazy old law, what do you have to say for yourself? Ohhhhhh noooooo, I'm such a terrible Walrus!	I'm afraid that won’t cut it this time Walrus - LIGHTS OUT! *sigh*

 

FrixFrax geburtstag mit Sock, Bok, Rok, Duke Duke and Walrus by FrixFrax 6-23-07
So that's what happened to my sock... huh wait a second, what are you doing here? I'M HERE TO WISH FRIXFRAX A HAPPY BIRTHDAY - EVERYONES HERE, IT'S LIKE SOME FREAKY FREAKY SPIN-OFF WHICH IS FREAKY!	So for Frix's birthday I was thinking we could grab a muffin basket, jizz on Liza Minelli's face, and have her perform "Life is a Cabaret" That's our silly old Duke! HAHAHAHAHAHA!	I'm going to give Frix some sugar! Hey Walrus what are you doing here, aren't you supposed to be in jail? Ohhhhhh noooooo, I'm such a terrible Walrus!

 

He Might Explode by FrixFrax 6-24-07
It was a hot summer’s day, the sun shone bright in a carefree manner as it reflected into the deep blue sea. Waves splashed lightly over the sand, making a whooshing noise as they returned back sea	That's when he saw her. He trembled as he contemplated something he could say that wouldn't make him sound like an idiot. She smiled at him seductively as if to spur him on to make a move...	Suddenly he felt a warm rush build up inside him, at that very moment he felt like he might explode, he stood as still as possible, knowing that if he were to move it could result in only one thing... *twitch* PREMATURE EJACULATION!

 

Imp & Filbert in: Yummy Tea & Biscuits Part 1 by FrixFrax 6-28-07
ALL RIGHT IMP!? COMING TO MY HOUSE FOR TEA LATER!? Why yes, what a smashing idea	You know, it is rather more traditional to have tea in the kitchen, don't you think? YEAH, BUT ALL THE BISCUITS FELL DOWN THE TOILET, SORRY!	Oh... Wait a second! I think that's a biscuit that didn't fall down the toilet NO! THEY ALL FELL DOWN THE TOILET, ESPECIALLY THAT ONE...GO HOME IMP!

 

Imp & Filbert in: Yummy Tea & Biscuits Part 2 by FrixFrax 6-28-07
Filbert... is there something wrong? IF YOU REALLY MUST KNOW, I STARTED MY... period TODAY	Fil, you're a male, males don't get periods! EASY FOR YOU TO SAY! MR. PERFECT NO PERIOD, YOU AINT THE ONE BLEEDING... down below...	Oh Fil... you have a squashed rotting tomato stuck in-between your legs... SO THAT'S WHAT THAT IS!? I THOUGHT GOD HAD BLESSED ME WITH A VAGINA AND THEN CURSED ME WITH PMS. WELL BETTER GRAB A NET, I WONT LET GOOD BISCUITS GO TO WASTE!

 

George & Bill: Cowboys of the Country by FrixFrax 7-01-07
Hey Bill, I was on that there internet the other day, and I came across this sexual technique called sounding. Do you know what it is? Why yes George, sounding is the technique of sticking things in your urethra, you know, like screwdrivers	I don't feel like it's appropriate to use tools in that way Bill Yes, I'm inclined to agree there George. Does this mean you're going to stop butt fucking hammers?	Haha, yeah right. I'll do that when you get rid of your Spongebob toolbox You cunt.

 

George & Bill: Cowboys of the Country by FrixFrax 7-18-07
That there internet has some mighty fine sex toys, I mean just this morning I saw an anal vibrator that looked like a duck - come a long way from my tin cans and gun Yeah and if the safety slipped off, you were really screwed, phew!	*sniff* Oh sorry I forgot that's how your old man passed on...	Yeah. It was a darn shame the way my daddy died, holding his rod, bleeding out his ass, eye, half shut - as if approaching orgasm Yeah yeah, we've all seen the video on YouTube

 

P-Pooky? by FrixFrax 7-28-07
This is it... it's finally here, the end of the world, if there is anything you want to say, you better get it over with, cause this is it *sobs* I want you to let me do you up the arse	I told you - not until our 30th wedding anniversary! UH HELLO!? END OF THE WORLD HERE CAROLE! NOT GONNA MAKE IT THAT LONG! AH FUCK IT, I ALREADY TRIED IT WITH THE DOG... AND GET THIS CAROLE... I LIKED IT!	...P-Pooky? OH YEAH, WELL GET THIS YOUR GOLDFISH DIDN'T REALLY DIE NATURALLY, I WANTED TO SEE WHAT IT FELT LIKE TO HAVE IT SWIM IN MY UTERUS Oookayyy... That's gross. I'm just gonna close my eyes now, and we can discuss this when the apocalypse is over :)

 

Screw Loose by FrixFrax 7-29-07
Why Officer, I caught these young children NAKED in the woods, should I report them for indecent exposure? Screw Loose! Go home will you!? Bwahahahahahahahaha	Yeah SCREW LOOSE - GO HOME. And stuff your face with jelly beans! Ahahahahahaha	*gasp* They laughed at me... jellybeans... delicious jellybeans. OH WHY!? WHY DID THEY CEASE PRODUCTION OF GARLIC JELLYBEANS!?

 

Field by FrixFrax 8-04-07
Please help! It's my son, he needs to be cleansed, he has sinned! Calm down, now what is it you've done son?	I was just hanging out with Pete at the old field, no big deal TELL HIM HOW YOU SAID IT TO ME...	Frollicing gayly in the flowers... Man, you're a douche

 

Pork Chops Featuring: Melvin, Coyle by FrixFrax 8-27-07
So I'm standing at the line in the bank when everyone starts lining up to the window with the hot chick... but... I know it's the longest line, but I still go and I realise...	I'm a sheep! I'm a fucking sheep! And I think to myself, what if I don't want to be a sheep...? What if I want to be a kangaroo, or a tiger... or something y'know? Yeah, I usually get that midway through the tampon section at the supermarket, but I just think... if you like the taste of tampons so much what's the harm in eating them?	What does that have to do with anything? I'm just saying if a guy should choose to eat tampons then he has the right to, jeez, why do you have to be so judgemental?

 

Pork Chops featuring: Butch, Bananaspritz by FrixFrax 8-28-07
Gruff! Excuse me, what kind of shop is this? Why it's a hat a shop, we sell hats dear sir!	Gruff! OK then, I'll take that hat! The pink one in the window...! Oh my! I'm afraid that hat isn't for sale	Well why not? I just work here dear sir, I don't ask questions

 

Pork Chops featuring: Bananaspritz by FrixFrax 8-30-07
HUMPTY NO! YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE, YOU'LL FALL! No I wont! Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty... what's the rest of that song? OH CRAP... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!	SPLAT! I'm sorry, but all my kings horses and all my kings men couldn't put Humpty together again... Hm... it's been such a long time since I had eggs...	Why!? Why does life have to hurt? *sizzle* Hm... needs more salt

 

Office Junkies by FrixFrax 8-30-07
Kaboom! Welcome to the office! Woo-ha! Yep, I'm your boss, plain, simple, putting it out there - your boss. This is your desk... NOW GET TO WORK! Thank you sir and may I just say that I intend to take a mature attitude throughout my time here and I thank you for this oppertunity	Hello there, my name is Wang Cheung Oh jeez.. teehee... haha, bwahahaha! Wang, that's the funniest freakin' thing I've heard in all my life! You're named after a penis, bwahahaha!	Uh huh... and what's your name? Percy. Percy Vaginalips. Teehee... bwahahahaha! WANG!

 

Office Junkies by FrixFrax 8-30-07
		He just caught a glimpse of that guys' cock... it was big Yup.. and the other guy is just waiting to shout "Look, ma no hands!"

 

Office Junkies by FrixFrax 8-30-07
	HEY LOOK MA, NO HANDS!	Told ya Hm, I guess I owe you a coke

 

Office Junkies by FrixFrax 9-02-07
Um sir, the photocopier isn't working Well go fix it!	So then I says to my mother and law, if you wanna suck on my dick so bad, I'll just unzip it right now and you can gobble up the man juice, ka-pow! That's what I said to my mother in law. Ahahahaha!	Later... Gee, what happened to you? Paper jam

 

Dfldfsdfs & Qwerty - BRITNEY SPEAR VENTURE by FrixFrax 9-05-07
Eyyy baby, you know that list we make about sleeping with someone on that list.. well I think dat Briney Spear, can I try? Oh sure, you try.	Hi BRITNEY SPEAR DONT YOU WANT ME!? OK	One year later... Doctor just phone... you have sex with Britney Spear... now you have aids It worth it though

 

It's Jolly Hard Work (Being A TV Executive) by FrixFrax 9-06-07
Well Bea, what have you got for me this time? Just watch this sir, you'll love it!	Bird, all the kids they pick on me, I just don't it in, and Coach Carter says I might not make the basket ball team, life is really crumby! What do ya expect me to say, I'm just a bird!	Hahahaha, I love it. I want 77 seasons. I knew you would

 

Birdy by FrixFrax 9-08-07
Oh jeez. could this day get any worse? First my girlfriend breaks up with me then I fall into this pot hole, well that's just great, my life sucks!	*sniff sniff* Oh man, now it's raining well this is just... hang on... this isn't rain... yarghhh!!! Oh no, now it's dribbling down my leg and into my mouth!	And that's how I discovered my love for watersports Well I don't know what you're telling me for - I'm just a bird!

 

Mancala by FrixFrax 9-12-07
God, I feel like such a pervert, I had to buy KY Jelly today to stretch my ears... I'm going to assume ears is code for "vaginal flaps"	You've got it all wrong man, I'm going to get a plug put in my ear, so I'm stretching my ears to fit it in, bit tingly though Are sure you didn't accidentally pick up the "hot sensation" one by mistake	No, but since you've got sex on the brain, you can borrow my KY after I've done stretching my ears Ew no, I wouldn't want your ear DNA up my ass

 

Stick Man 34 by FrixFrax 9-12-07
Mmm, this cider looks good Oh that's not cider, that's horse urine	Well, I'm still gonna drink it OK...	Bleughhh! There's a slice of lemon in this horse urine, you know I hate lemon!

 

Terrible Walrus by FrixFrax 9-19-07
Oh hello Officer Grimley, you seem unusually happy today Yarrr! Me hearty! It be the national talk like a pirate day, yarrr! There's gonna be a pirate theme in the town hall, where we all may go in search of pirate bootay! You going?	Well no, I'm in prison... Ohhhhhh noooooo, I'm such a terrible Officer Grimley!	Hm, so what was it like saying the line, was it worth it? I fucking loved it

 

Happy Birthday Butt Sex by FrixFrax 11-20-07
Well baby it's finally my 35th birthday, and you know what means, don't you? I finally get to do you up the jaxxy! Um honey...	NO! Nothing you can say will ruin this moment, I have waited so damn long for this and I'm gonna enjoy it I have worms	...You did this on purpose didn't you? Well yeah, I mean what would you rather have, a six inch dick shoved in your ass, or a foot long worm pulled out your butt hole?

 

Whoopi Goldberg Wants To Free The Walrus - Do You? by FrixFrax 12-21-07
I'm standing here with Whoopi Goldberg, that's right - the one from Sister Act. Who is backing a campaign in favour on releasing Walrus in time for Christmas People of the world, we have got to fight! Walrus needs your support, yes he made a mistake, but we all know the real reason Walrus is behind bars, it's to set an example to the rest!	And what example is that Whoopi? Walrus is a homosexual! We must fight people, to show you can't lock up a man for loving another man!	Um Whoopi, Walrus isn't a homosexual What!? Then why the hell do I care!? I'm going home to cash in the royalty checks from Ghost

 

Killer Kristmas by FrixFrax 12-21-07
Well that's it, my wife is dead, the kids are grown up, all my friends hate me, it really seems like the only thing to do this year is commit suicide, so yup, that's what I'm gonna do... Ring ring...	Oh the telephone, well I guess one last call wouldn't hurt before I kill myself, who knows perhaps it might even be enough to convince me life is worth living again... Dad... I think I might be gay!	Bang.

 

Reindeer Games by FrixFrax 12-21-07
Hey Santa, why won't the other reindeers let me join in their reindeer games? Well the answer is quite simple Johnny	It is? Why yes Johnny, you have leprosy.

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