Okay. Someone remind me to stop entering these contests, because I've discovered that having to judge a lot of funny strips like this is very difficult.
That being said, it's judging time. I'd like to thank everyone who participated. It makes me feel all warmy and tingly, like when I pee my pants after a night of binge drinking and cocaine.
The Truth Award This would really happen 
Goes to: The_Kingpin
For the Comic: /comics/The_Kingpin/262236/
The awards for Most Sexual
and Best Title 
Go to: Zaster
For the Comic: /comics/Zaster/262260/
The AUUHHH award Of best use of being corny 
Goes to: possums
For the Comic: /comics/possums/263058/
Less is good! For funny short panels 
Goes to: dcomposed
For the Comic: /comics/dcomposed/262159/
Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC) 
Goes to: not_Scyess
For the Comic: /comics/not_Scyess/263009/
Next edition is up to him. Hope everyone had a Merry and Stupifying Christmas!