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by BobRogers
6-13-04
Dave tries valliantly to reason out his troubles
I know they're talking about me. I can't find out what they're saying because I'm BANNED from their stupid message board!
This is all BOB's fault. If Bob hadn't been talking to me I wouldn't have got banned in the first place.
Bob is ruining my life
I am doomed...
Some things work better than others
Wow.. Feeling sorry for myself is a lot of work. I need to find a way to relax. But what to do? Find a car to put pizza on the windshield of? Nope. Aggg The pressure!!!
$@#%&%@$# you BOB!

 

by BobRogers
6-13-04
U238-Radioactive takes a break from Dave's message board to go hunting
Looking for Wabbits. Hunting for Wabbits.
I'm a rabbit!
You're not a wabbit. You're a wobot.
Actually, I am a Mega-secret Transformer from the future...
Now THAT'S a Transformer, Mate!
Cwist!
How do you like me now?

 

by BobRogers
6-13-04
More of dave's friends drop by
I Am Watching
Now what?
I Am Watching
look pal, I'm just here to fly my plane and maybe practice parallel parking my car. I don't need this $%^&. What is your problem anyhow?
Foreshadowing is tricky in 3 panels
I know everything about you from the time you were born until the time you died.
You're making it up. I don't believe you!

 

by BobRogers
6-15-04
A light bulb comes on...
Ahh, hey wait a minute, I haven't died. What's up with that?
I know all about you, Dave, I'm from the year 2995
Why me God?
I am here to take you back to the future
Is there Pizza where you're from?
Yeah, but beer and soda are illegal

 

by BobRogers
6-15-04
Dave is about to become a time traveler...
What are you doing Dave? You were supposed to get a clean T-shirt for your trip to the future.
Saying goodbye to everybody on my message board.
Time waits for no one...
Dude, trust me. There's nobody there.
C'mon, we've only got two minutes.
Hold up. Hold up. Somebody just called me stupid. Take that you m$#%^$&r

 

by BobRogers
6-17-04
Dave has been kidnapped by a time bandit!
No time left Dave. I just need to push one of these square buttons inside my trenchcoat...
YOU BETTER UNBAN ME YOU SICK TWISTED.... YO! Where the #$%^&#^ did the %$^& lights Go?
Yearning for silence
I'm not going anywhere with you until B2G unbans me. EEP! Is that a GUN? What the F$#@ are you pointing a gun at me for? I demand an ANSWER! It's PIRACY, I tell ya!
Be QUIET Dave!
Is this the DESERT? Is there a HORSE WITH NO NAME here? I remember my name! It would have been GOOD to get out of the rain, but it's not raining! Are you gonna give me pain?

 

by BobRogers
6-17-04
Dave's Journey into the future continues...
That was pretty cool the way we stepped through a door in a cactus and suddenly found ourselves here in this room. Neat trick! Well, what's it gonna be? You gonna shoot me or tell me what's happening?
Just stand here and wait for the Doctor, Dave and whatever you do, don't touch anything.
This is boring. I'm outta here.
My job is done. I'm outta here.
Suddenly the lights go out
WTF?
Who is it? Who's THERE? You better turn the lights back on! I'll get you in WAYS YOU NEVER DREAMED OF!

 

by BobRogers
6-17-04
The lights come back on
Welcome to my personal spaceship, Dave. I thought you'd be more comfortable talking on your planet's moon.
Doesn't matter to me as long as you have Internet.
After a short landing sequence off frame...
Well, that's what I wanted to talk to you about...
You brought me into the FUTURE and flew me to the MOON to talk about the INTERNET?
An explanation is demanded (and probably overdue)
The echo is TERRIBLE here.
Who the hell are you anyhow? And you better make this good, because I have an appointment at 3 to fly my plane in the park.

 

by BobRogers
6-21-04
Time for a little exposition and possibly some explanation...
It pretty much works like this, son. We are not really on the moon. You haven't really been kidnapped into the future, and I am not who I appear to be
I'm going to be late getting to the park to fly my plane. I can tell
My name is Fezenclop and this is really the third circle of Hell.
I'm in HELL? WTF? I haven't even DIED!
In your case, Dave, death is not a requirement. You've been sent straight to Hell. No preliminaries.

 

by BobRogers
6-21-04
There are many people in Dave's life. Here are a few. Meet SquirrelBacon and Jen...
I made a brand new B2G message Board for Dave. He disappeared. B2G didn't even let the board stand for 24 hours. I should be pissed about the whole thing but why bother? I'm easy after all.
Dave blamed me for B2G taking the message board down. Claims I told B2G that he had it. I'm innocent. Do I not look innocent?
Meet GC505 and DJ...
I have the best online nickname of anybody who haunts these message boards.Revenge is a dish best served with Jolt Cola the breakfast of Hackers
I am on vacation in Trinidad. I am doing this because Dave's critics posted 4400 messages on my B2G board in 48 hours. Since I banned Dave in order to get some peace he has emailed me over 3000 times.
Meet Mono and Stowbi...
I'm a pirate-arrrrrhhhh. There's been some mention of piracy so The Union sent me over arrr.
I'm English, androgenous, ambiguous, controversial and banned Dave from B2G forever. Gotta love me.

 

by BobRogers
6-28-04
Dave's new Lawyer approaches Stowbi with a plea for mercy!
Stowbi... In behalf of Dave, I'd like to plead his case to be unbanned. He doesn't understand why he's been banned. He wishes he were not banned. I am so cute. Could you unban him for little old me?
Let me think about it.... NO!
He promises to be good. He will eat all his veggies and think only good thoughts about England, The Queen and promises to study up on Monty Python.
Let me think about it some more.... NO!
He says if you don't reconsider, he will become a naturalized Frenchman...
Couldn't happen to a nicer country... I'll just holiday in Spain...

 

by BobRogers
7-30-04
There is a plot afoot. Ultimate Osama is a little cheesed off
I want you to kill Dave PLVY
That's what I do. Where does he live?
He lives in PLVY
?...
Will Ultimate Osama's Hit man Succeed where millions of message board users have failed?
Here's his phone number. He posted it on the Internet. That's all you'll need
Color me GONE!!!

 

by BobRogers
8-27-04
Lil John offers an opinion
Summerslam sucked. The matches were contrived and the stories were unbelievably lame
?
Dave bursts into Flames
It was the worst wrestling pay per view on TV in 20 years
$%^#*&#^$%!!!
A fight ensues.... but who will win?
Summerslam sucked. The matches were contrived and the stories were unbelievably lame
Of course you know that this means war.

 

by BobRogers
8-27-04
Tommy tries to restore the peace as Emassive Message Board disenegrates in the background
Why is everybody fighting?
Butt out chiorboy - private fight.
Who CARES about stupid SUMMERSLAM! It's Stupid WRESTLING for goddsake!
STUPID Summerslam? OK You asked for it!
Blessed are the peacemakers for they shall get sucked into the battle!
Why did you hit me? I was just trying to make PEACE!
Take THAT Dilweed!

 

by BobRogers
8-27-04
The war spills over to DAVE's message board and the damage is apocalyptic. Bodies are strewn everwhere. Even Mary cannot cope with the carnage
This is really too much. It's making my stomach hurt.
I'll get you JEN and your LITTLE DOG TOO!!!
It's JAGWIRE!
Knock off this crap about SUMMERSLAM right now. Dave QUIT swearing in funky ways or you will get banned!
#@$^%@$# you Jagwire!
Oops. Wrong thing to say.
Nooooooooooooooo! Don't Bannnnn Meeee!
Nobody messes with the JAGSTER. I have been very patient with you Dave. You are BANNED for a WEEK!

 

by BobRogers
8-27-04
Order is restored to the Emassive universe...
Whoa man! Sure is quiet around here
Jagwire banned Dave
But isn't DAVE the reason alotta people come around here in the first place?
Yeah, but for the wrong reasons. Most peeople follow him around to pi## him off or punk him out. They just want to see him explode.
Confusion is not a Chinese energy source
Say wait a minute. Aren't you the dude that threatened to wipe out his message board with a massive pre-emptive attack?
Umm - i plead the 5th. And I'm a chick not a dude, dude.

 

by BobRogers
8-29-04
Dave discovers StripCreator.com
I know Bob's SECRET! He has been making CARTOONS at STRIPCREATOR.com! Now that I know how to DO THIS I can MAKE CARTOONS myself!
I can write about anything I want and nobody can say anything because it's all CREATIVE EXPRESSION! Now what should I do with this fantastic new talent?
With knowledge comes responsibility
Should I be FUNNY and make people laugh?
Should I be thoughtful and help get John Kerry elected President with my wit and clever rhetoric?
Ultimately, a decision is made.
Cartoons can be a perfect weapon
#%$#^@ you Jen and I will beat you up, Tommy! Hah Ha Bob!

 

by BobRogers
8-29-04
Dave's online world gets smaller
I am watching you Dave.
Whatever.
and smaller
I am posting pictures of you Dave
STALKER!!
Some things are better left analog...
I want you to come to my house and make wild passionate love to me and spread jello all over my body and ...
Eaaagggghhhhh

 

by BobRogers
8-29-04
JDPLVY explodes in The Mother Of All Blowups, a frenzy of high-powered, yet heartfelt obscenity, shattering the fragile peace on Emassive
Now Dave, you need to be calm
&^#%$@$#%%^@%%#$ ^#%$#@^%@**&#^%#$ and the horse you rode in on!
The destruction is profound
Help me!
Realization dawns...
It was the movie review wasn't it
Kill Tommy...

 

by BobRogers
9-02-04
Jagwire announces the unbanning of DavePLVY to mixed reactions...
I'm going to Washington for the weekend...
Unbanned.....
I am watching - but I am afraid to watch...
It's gonna be pure unadulterated chaos...
I gotta hire me a bodyguard. I reviewed Dave's movie and he's still pi##ed about it
If I don't come up with funnier cartoons, no one will like me.

 

by BobRogers
9-02-04
Desperate measures...
Doctor, you got to help us. Dave's about to be unbanned! He changed into a monster just before he was last banned and now he wears a hockey mask. What can we do?
I may be able to come up with something.
OMYGAWD! You just immolated yourself
Yes, I know. Very dramatic don't you think?
How does this help?
Mix my ashes into a pizza and get Dave to eat me. I go really well with pepperoni

 

by BobRogers
9-03-04
Dave contemplates his lack of popularity on the message board Emassive
People are mean to me...
How can I make them love me?
I could call them STUPID...
I can swear at them until the air turns blue...
I can post pretend movies of them, especially Tommy.
LOVE ME OR ELSE!

 

by BobRogers
9-05-04
Dave contemplates revenge for Tommy having posted "The Movie"
Hate Tommy....
Get Tommy
Chop Tommy in small pieces, add to salad
Ummm... can we talk about this over pizza?
Well. The pizza thing worked, but there have been side effects...
Whoa! How did I get here? Last thing I remember someone was offering me a slice of PIZZA. Yum, That was good. Tasted like burnt chicken though. Hmm, I have a sudden urge to speak FRENCH
STUPID CARTOONIST! Quit changing my character!

 

by BobRogers
9-05-04
Dave is suffering side effects from the Scientist's pizza that changed him from a knife weilding serial killer back to his old lovable self...
Why am I a duck?
Dude! I am clueless *snicker*
Wait a minute, why am I in a motel room with a duck?
What will happen next?
Baaaa
That's better...I think.

 

by BobRogers
9-06-04
Tommy contemplates the meaning of life as a cartoon character
You know, this avatar was funny in the beginning...
I laughed my a## off at first, but now it's wearing a little thin.
I'm so unidimensional. I can only do one thing, stand here and be totally pure of thought and deed. It sucks. I need variety!
Hey BOB! I know you're out there brother, on the other side of that keyboard... I need something NEW!
Ask and ye shall receive.
Oh crap. Not what I meant...
Yum

 

by BobRogers
9-09-04
Tommy embarks on a voyage of self-discovery...
Honestly, Dave, I apologized 33 times....
I'm not Dave.
Alright, if you're not Dave, who are you?
I am G.O.D., an Artificial Intelligance program created specifically for use as a plot device in improbable scenarios such as this. The fire is holographic.
Always question authority - that's Tommy's motto
Why fire? Wouldn't a cute chick be better?
Dramatically? No.

 

by BobRogers
9-09-04
Tommy is conversing with G.O.D. ...
So anyhow, I am here to grant you three wishes. Be thoughtful about what you wish for. It's important to character development.
Let me seeeee....
Bob spelled backwards is B-O-B
WTF? How did this happen? QUACK!

 

by BobRogers
9-09-04
Tommy's first wish changed Dave into a duck. There are inevitable complications in being a helpless fowl...
Hewo DUCK! Hhhhheh
What the hell do you want you stuttering simpleminded plaid hat wearing redneck?
WEACH f' the SKY, wapscallion!
Oh, PLEASE! Like I am EVER going to do anything ANYBODY tells me to do!
I wonder if this is what Tommy had in mind when he made the wish.
Duck soup....

 

by BobRogers
9-09-04
Dave The Duck met a hunter who opened fire and blew him to confetti.
I claim do-overs
Why do I always get the hard cases?
G.O.D., acting on Tommy's wish is trying for just the right look for Dave...
This is an improvement over being a duck?
I will get you for this Tommy and you will die, die, die!!! Dillweed
So much for wish #1.
Ummm I have an announcement to make
I hate you Tommy. Wanna make a truce?

 

by BobRogers
9-10-04
Dave is having a hissy fit. The DOG is under cover.
Grrr grrr grrr %#$%@&*&*#^%
What seems to be the problem Dave?
It's BOB! I hate him! He SUCKS! He isn't FUNNY! He won't delete that MPEG that Tommy posted! @#$#$$@!
He's EVIL! Take THAT Bob! My words will KILL YOU!
So, do you think it's doing any good...fighting with this Bob, that is?
Sure. Nobody's got the nads to tell me to shut up. Everybody's scared of me. They're afraid I'll get them banned from emassive. Say, why am I talking to a DOG?

 

by BobRogers
9-15-04
Bob and Dave exchange words on Emassive Main board while Ivan The Terrible moves ever closer...
Hurricane's coming. Ivan packs winds of 140 MPH and storm surges of more than 20 feet...
You are uncouth and never wear clean sox and always spew bad words... A POX upon you Dave..
Learn to Spell Sirius, you MORON and go there immediately or DIE a horrible death where worms eat your genitals and stuff....
If this isn't freakin' halarious, my name's not Tommy! Hey, wait a second, wasn't I supposed to get a new avatar?
Bob has a one-track mind.
Hurricane's here. You're screwed, Bob
You are banned from Emassive and rebanned from B2G, but not banned from DJ Massala's board and I hope you...blub...blub..

 

by BobRogers
9-30-04
This meeting of "People for the Ethical Treatment of Dave" will now come to order. PETOD has received a complaint from Dave that U235 Radioactive is actually BOB in disguise.
We here at PETOD think that is DISPICABLE!!
Bob - you should immediately stop fooling Dave with FAKE IDENTIES and immediately reveal your true nature! Be quick about it too.

 

by BobRogers
9-30-04
Bob reveals his true nature in front of PETOD - People for the Ethical Treatment of DAVE
Stupid wireless mike.. is this thing on?
What's with the wheelchair? Its a FAKE! You're not sitting in a WHEELCHAIR! You never told ME anything abouit a WHEELCHAIR. Probably not REAL anyhow!
Bob's admission is startling
You're right Dave, this is just a cheap ploy to gain sympathy. You have discovered my secret! I am not in a wheelchair!
I KNEW IT! Now Bob, by order of PETOD you must reveal your true nature! It's in the bylaws.
Oblivious, thy name is Dave
OK Dave, ask and ye shall recieve. My real name is IVAN . Say hello to my little friend!
What friend? I don't see anyone here but you. And what's with the stupid AXE? Is it SHARP? Can I borrow it to get UNBANNED form B2G?

 

by BobRogers
9-30-04
Bob is menacing Dave
Better take me seriously Dave. I am menacing and dangerous and volitile and formidable and...
I don't believe you! You can't even spell SIRIUS right. Go to SIRIUS.com and get 3 free days of FREE SIRIUS!
I am trying to explain to you that I am an angry, evil villian who will be killing you shortly for no good reason other than I don't LIKE you!
WTF? You think I care? I have my own web site, JDPLVY.COM and my own message board and my own car and my own model airplane and my own computer and I live on my own planet. I am IMPERVIOUS!
Impotence, thy name is Bob.
*sigh*
Don't bother me. I am busy trashing Emassive.com message board. HEY STOWBI, UNBAN ME PLEASE. I'LL BE GOOD! I own Emassive! Mwahahahah. Crap! Banned again.

 

by BobRogers
10-02-04
Hurricane Ivan was bad. It tore through the panhandle of Florida like a million buzzsaws. Destruction was rampant and total...
After the hurrican was over, a new dawn came, a bright sunshine filled day.
But then a larger danger to world peace arose... His name...JDPLVY
your cartoons are stupid, Bob and I never liked them and I never liked you...

 

by BobRogers
10-02-04
It's hunting season in the Hudson Valley near Poughkeepsie and U235- Radioactive is on the trail of the most dangerous prey on the planet, JDPLVY
I'm hunting JDPWEEVY. I'm even dressed like him to thwo the other hunters off.
Um, hey, Doc, aren't you supposed to be hunting Rabbits
Hate to break it to you Albert, but it's not JDPLVY season, it's RABBIT season.
You mean that October is NOT open season on JDPWEEVY? But the message board said...
Oh well. When in Wome...
Jeeze. I need a new plan.

 

by BobRogers
10-07-04
There seems to be some disagreement between avatars...
Listen, Pal, I'm JDPlvy. I was first, I'm the best. I'm the funniest and you're just a Dave-come-lately!
Blow it out your ear, duck breath! I'm JDPlvy now and there's nothing you can do about it. I am on every one of Dave's messageboard posts. I am Avataro Maximo and you're a has-been.
This seems unlikely to be solved soon...
I'll teach you to backtalk me, bi*ch!
I'll show you how a bi*ch can fight sissy boy!
Much like Bush and Kerry, this has the earmarks of an ongoing issue.
I won.
I won

 

by BobRogers
10-08-04
Dave is at war with himself...
I can destroy a message Board in 24 seconds. . . . THERE! proved it!
I can destroy a message Board in 18 seconds. . . . THERE! Proved it!
I can E-MAIL Stowbi 1300 times in 11 minutes
I can ask more than 500 different questions in less than half an hour
Uh, oh, DJ steps into the fray.
I can . . .
I can settle this really quickly. . . Daves, you are banned!

 

by BobRogers
10-08-04
I'll handle this one, I'm not as cute as you are and peeps will take me seriously. . . . . Listen here, DJ...
Banned.
I'll handles this, you bungler. . . Hey DJ, you know you like me and want me to post on your message board...
Ha ha ha - banned
Whyyyyyyy?
Because you wouldn't leave Stowbi alone and posted that stupid fake b2g banner and because, whethere you know what it is or not, you are a "GIT"

 

by BobRogers
10-19-04
Dave's Dilemma, suicide or homicide
I can't get a job. Nobody will hire me. Everybody hates me. I should kill myself
Good idea.
My life sucks, my plane don't fly, nobody spells SIRIUS right. Death is the only answer.
True.
There's no way it could get worse. I have no one to talk to. My mother caught me wanking off to Little Orphan Annie yesterday. I should cut off my penis.
Brilliant!

 

by BobRogers
10-19-04
Dave's dilemma continues...
I am banned from every message board in the known universe. DJ won't answer my emails demanding to be unbanned. U235 Radioactive abuses me everywhere I go. Someone has to die.
That's true.
Say... just who the hell are you and why do you just stand there agreeing with me all the time?
I'm Yes Girl.
WTF? Wait. This could work.
Yes Girl tells you ONLY what you want to hear. She Never upsets you in any way. She does anything you ask. Yes Girl is your lackey.

 

by BobRogers
10-19-04
Dave's suicidal thoughts are replaced by carnal lust.
Come with me. We're going to have wild and passionate sex together!
Yes master. Anything you say. It will be a thing you will always remember.
OK baby. Now we're going to make it happen. I haven't been laid in 9 years. I'm ready to get the j.o.b. done!
Clank. Grind. Whirr. Clank.
What's a ROBOT doing here? Where's the YES Girl? WTF is going on? Why does my ASS hurt?
TOBOR get b.o.o.t.a.y! Teach silly message board boy new trick. Teach Dave how to spell c.o.r.n.h.o.l.e!

 

by BobRogers
10-26-04
Mono contemplates the universe as it pertains to *censored*
There was a strange message on the Off-topic board this morning.
What did it say? Was it about me? Everything is about me! What did it say?
I'm not allowed to talk about it.
Whaddya mean you're not allowed to talk about it? Isn't it on the "Off topic" message board? So whatever you talk about is off topic *duh*
No... you don't understand... the message said I'm not allowed to talk about it... like *ever*
The world revolves around me. I am its center. By the way, mono, if you're a guy, why're you dressed like a chick? Actually, you don't look too bad. Do you do karaoke too?

 

by BobRogers
10-26-04
A Japanese citizen is the latest to be apparently kidnapped and threatened with beheading -- unless Japan pulls its troops from Iraq within 48 hours
Militants in Iraq have kidnapped more than 150 foreigners. While most have been freed after ransoms were paid, there have been at least 30 who were killed.
Many different experts have been grappling with ideas on how to bring these barbaric actors to some sort of justice -
but so far nobody has offered very much in the way of creative thinking...
You know, we've never actually tested the Neutron Bomb. Maybe Iraq would be a good place to start.
I liked what they were doing when they were playing spank the naked militant in that prison

 

by BobRogers
10-28-04
Reporter Al Jazeera explains the news to Cindy Boops
Doctors say Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat has a low platelet count. There are a variety of factors that could account for the condition. Arafat will be flown to Paris for more testing & treatment.
There's a Wal-Mart in Paris? I could use some new plates...
No, not plates PLATELETS. Bleeding ulcers, colitis and blood cancers such as leukemia...
Wal-mart has a pharmacy...
All infidels must die. This one first.
Brittany Spears was in Paris once. I don't know if Paris Hilton was there. I stayed at a Hilton once...

 

by BobRogers
10-30-04
In the news: "Iraqi police found the headless body of an Asian man in Baghdad on Saturday that Iraq's Interior Ministry said could be that of a kidnapped Japanese backpacker..."
Boss, we got a real problem here. Stupid Islamic Jihadis are killing people of all nationalities, religions and ethnicities.
Remind me why that's a problem?
Because the entire world's already pissed off at these mongoloids. They're getting ready for the mother of all ethnic cleansing programs, and if that happens They'll all end up in Hell!
I'm still not seeing the problem...
Overcrowding, Boss. There won't be any room. Plus, they all are expecting 75 virgins and they bitch at me when I can't pony up.
Put 'em in with the Lawyers. That's keep 'em busy for a couple of millenia.

 

by BobRogers
10-31-04
A bright idea, teaching Dave how to make his own cartoons starts off innocntly enough...
Strip Creator is a great place to make my own cartoons
I can express myself any way I want to. I can even say "fuck" if I feel like it and no one cares.
Dave is really into the whole personal experssion thing and is laughing at himself, a rare thing for him.
I don't have to worry about being inarticulate or a bad speller because so is everybody else on this web site. This place is perfect...
Bob thinks he's the only one that can do this... You're EVIL, DJ! Stowbi, UNBAN ME from B2G! It's piracy, I tell ya!
The scene is set for a cosmic confrontation...
Well that's it. 12 funny cartoons and one bad one. All done. I'd really like to get rid of the bad one. I wonder how to do that.
I know. I'll go to the FORUM and ask some of the Strip Creator regulars how to delete a comic I don't want...

 

by BobRogers
10-31-04
Simulated here in Virtual Reality - Dave asks a simple question in one of the forums...
ATTN: HOW DO YOU DELETE A COMIC THAT YOU DON'T WANT??? PLZ EMAIL ME @ JD@JDPLVY.COM
How do you delete a user you don't want?
Others chime in...
I know this is a silly question, but why do you want people to e-mail you instead of just answering you in the thread?
I think that brad should ban anyone who asks any question already answered in the FAQ... or the updated FAQ when he gets around to it.
Dave is quick to anger. It is his nature, of course to believe he is always right...
[color=red] BECAUSE I DONT COME HERE THAT OFTEN, THAT'S WHY YO STUPID &%^^%$*&*^%*#&%#&$%^*^%$^*^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/color]
So you want people to e-mail their answers to you so that you don't have to bother to come here to read them?

 

by BobRogers
10-31-04
Word spreads quickly. A telepathic Troll Alert flows like the Johnstown flood outward across the Kingdom of SC.
Assemble the ninions of Hell. There's a newbie on the "Fights go here" board.
Right away, Boss
Meanwhile, back at the Forum...
What a smelly troll....
I've got it! He's my Crazy Ex-Neighbor in disguise! That explains his cluelessness.
I love people who start new threads and want you to email them because they don't want to bother reading the thread for responses. Let the Rape begin.
HOW COME MY QUESTION WAS ""NOT"" ANSWERD???

 

by BobRogers
10-31-04
The explosion is quick and violent. JDplvy is attacked on all sides by a veritable armada of witty, sharp, articulate and seasoned fighters...
FUKHEAD S2P WHINNG!1!!!11 WTF IF U RILLY WANTED HELP U SHUD HAEV ASK3D A SNGLE PERSON NOT PUT IT IN A THREAD!1111!1 WTF OR R3AD TEH FUKNG FAQ U FUKNG FUKH3AD!1!11!! OMG LOL TEH R3ST OF US FUKNG READ I
You are a primitive moron who doesn't seem to be able to comprehend the most basic of ideals.
He tries gamely to fight back but is quickly overcome by college educated intellect at it's razor sharpest
Who are you? Is your caps lock key broken? Why can't you spell "answered"?Does your mother know that you have her AOL password?
SINCE YOU PPL SEEM TO F**KING MOCK ME, LAUGH @ ME, RIDUCLE ME, MAKE FUN OF ME etc etc etc... YOU PPL HAVE NO BRAINS WHAT SO EVER!!!!!!!!! SO GO F**KYOURSELVS!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU PPL ARE LIKE ANIMALS!!!!!
The heat of combat can be felt from Ottawa to London...
Can't we at least get some good trolls in here once in a while? This like amatuer night in retardoville.
You can call him a retard, or a troll, but a girl? HOW DARE YOU!

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