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by dagarbster
6-13-02
i'm depressed. what's keeping me from getting laid?
maybe it's your ugly ass face. try getting a charming smile like mine, man
shit, if that ugly bastard gets laid more than me, what purpose is there in living? at least in hell there will be those fine-ass lady-demons i see in all my comic books
i'm so good looking
hey naughty boy. welcome to hell. let's get busy
fuck

 

by dagarbster
6-13-02
harold, i hope you are enjoying college life. enclosed are some of the cookies that you used to love so much, as well as the newest shit i cooked up in my new meth lab. love. mommy dearest
god damn, i never knew mom's homemade cookies and 1-phenyl-2-methylaminopropane went well together so well...
whoa, what the fuck?
this is your first trip on crystal meth. you can always know that you are on a bad trip when yourself and everyone around you are hostile robots!
hmm....that was fucking wierd. it seems as though i am slowly coming off my drug trip...
WOW! I LOVE COLLEGE!

 

by dagarbster
6-13-02
what the hell? why did i spend 9 months anticipating summer? it's so fucking boring there's not even a god-damn background!
ugh
hey cutie
i think i remember now...

 

by dagarbster
6-13-02
HOLY SHIT! I JUST GOT INTO STANFORD! I THINK I WILL GO AROUND AND TELL EVERYONE I KNOW IN AN EFFORT TO COMPENSATE FOR MY INCONCIEVABLY SMALL PENIS!
DUDE! I GOT INTO STANFORD! DOESN'T THAT MAKE ME THE SHIT! IT ALMOST MAKES UP FOR MY INCONCIEVABLY SMALL PENIS!
what the fuck man, i don't even know you. just let me smoke this j in peace
a second attempt
DUDE! I GOT INTO STANFORD! DOESN'T THAT MAKE ME THE SHIT! IT ALMOST MAKES UP FOR MY INCONCIEVABLY SMALL PENIS!
hahahaha my balls are bigger

 

by dagarbster
6-13-02
i'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her
...
anticipation
riiiiiiight....

 

by dagarbster
6-13-02
Fo shizzle my nizzle used to dribble down in V-A
Wanna be a -- baller, shot caller. Twenty inch blades, on the Impala
Scruffy, I thought I told you to quiet down while the family is at the dinner table
eehhh, fuck you holmes

 

by dagarbster
6-13-02
So, uh, I just came in to apply for this cashier job I saw an ad for in the paper today. I'm an extremely capable and vibrant young individual who is willing to bend over backwards for your business.
So can I please, PLEASE have this job?
Well, perhaps. I have to ask you a few questions first. Are you a scantily clad teenage girl who will bring patrons to my business in the form of dirty old men?
um, not exactly
get the hell out of my store

 

by dagarbster
6-13-02
sup dude
sup
dude, did you know that microlensing results in an increase in the amount of light received from a distant star, even when the structure of an Einstein ring cannot be resolved?
hello?
my head hurts

 

by dagarbster
6-13-02
oh my god, i think i love you!
do you like aphex twin?
i've loved richard ever since i saw him play at Cornwall back in '90
i love you too, my little laughable butane bob

 

by dagarbster
1-19-04
hey stuart, guess what
whut
i farted.
i'm also black.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

by dagarbster
1-19-04
HIGH SCHOOL REUNION, CLASS OF 1985
Clarise, is that you?
Omar? OMG!! You haven't changed a bit!
**HUGZ** You look great! Is that your husband over there at the punch?
**HUGZ** Yep, remember Randy Stillwell? He was the lighting asst. when we did The Crucible jr. year. How about you? Tell me you didn't end up marrying Joan. I always hated her.
Actually, my senior year obsession with Michael J. Fox evolved into the realization that I'm gay. Now Michael's my life partner. He's that guy in the wheelchair underneath the bleachers.
IS HE BREAKDANCING!?!?!

 

by dagarbster
1-10-05
I have brain damage!
sucker.

 

by dagarbster
1-11-05
BEGIN TRANSMISSION:: WE ARE EVALUATING THE STATUS OF YOUR MENTAL HEALTH :: PLEASE REMOVE YOUR PANTS :: END TRANSMISSION
BEGIN TRANSMISSION:: WE ARE EVALUATING THE STATUS OF YOUR MENTAL HEALTH :: PLEASE REMOVE YOUR PANTS :: END TRANSMISSION
isn't this a bit invasive?
BEGIN TRANSMISSION:: WE ARE EVALUATING THE STATUS OF YOUR MENTAL HEALTH :: PLEASE REMOVE YOUR PANTS :: END TRANSMISSION

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