Oh god. Don't look now but there's a family of humans moving in next door.
Christ, you just can't move far enough away, ya know? They're the whole reason we moved out of the volcano district.
Tell me about it. We used to live in this nice neighborhood with clean, neat little caves and a great school system, and the next thing you know there's pictures of antelopes all over everything!
Fucking savages.
Really makes you wish you were a carnivore, ya know?
I'm still gonna trample some if they walk on my lawn.
I hold the theory that there are still dinosaurs out there. I firmly belive that everyone in the world named 'Kevin' is actually a dinosaur that's had reconstructive surgery. Either that, or it's just one guy that gets reconstructive surgery a LOT. If so, then I hate that guy.
posted Sep 5th, 2007 ( permalink )