NO I DIDN'T TRY TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN. DEAD BODIES DON'T WORK LIKE THAT BOB- JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
But there has to be some sort of power on mechanism... people don't just stop working... do they?
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT DEATH IS YOU AUTISTIC FUCK?
I assumed it was like Christmas. As you get closer to it, the less prepared you are the more you panic over something that ultimately won't really matter after it's gone and passed.
YOU'RE RIGHT BOB... LET'S TELL EVERYBODY THAT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE ULTIMATELY DEATH IS CHRISTMAS AND NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT CHRISTMAS. THAT'LL STICK. IT REALLY WILL.
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