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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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by andydougan
1-30-03

Iain Duncan Smith vs Tony Blair


	The Conservatives would introduce concentration camps where asylum seekers can be kept until it's ascertained whether they're terrorists. Beat that!


	Ha ha! WhatthefuckEVRRR. Just last year, the Tories claimed that concentration camps were in breach of "human rights"!


	Bah. We were just joking. What would the government do about the billions of immigrant leeches sucking the blood from our wonderful country?


	What more do you want? We've introduced compulsory ID cards for asylum seekers and imprisoned dozens without trial. (ACTUAL BLAIR BOAST!)

Abu Hamza, Islamic terrorist and UK citizen


	Hate to interrupt, lads, but d'you mind if I deposit a large quantity of anthrax in here?


	Do what you like. Now, where were we? Economic migrants... parasites...I'm not a racist but... fucking nogs...vote Griffin...

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