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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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Is "bam" still okay?

by andydougan
6-06-03

Rosie Kane emm ess pee


	We must stop using the word "ned". It hurts the feelings of neds.


	Also, we have to stop using terms like "drug dealer" and "shoplifter", as it hurts the feelings of those people too. (ALMOST AN ACTUAL QUOTE!)


	I'm well zany, me.


	Bah! I didn't vote for the Reds so they'd push all this touchy-feely crap! I wanted them to kill the rich and that!


	You didn't vote for them at all.


	Gasp! 'Tis the legendary All-Knowing TV!

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