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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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The dog ate Clause IV

by andydougan
12-09-01

BBC News with Huw Edwards


	The Prime Minister can't spell easy words! John Pienaar would be on the scene, but he's still AWOL. So Andrew Marr will have to do.


	Who's been hanging around with ol' Dubya too long, then? Thicko.


	*Bah. It was just my handwriting. It was a slip-up. We should be concentrating on the war, not this trivia. Tomorrow is* spelt "toomorrow".**


	Uh oh. He's gone into automatic excuse mode.


	I have every confidence in Jo Moore. The euro referendum is next on my agenda, honest. Gordon was embracing me, not strangling me. Humphrey just ran off.

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