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by andydougan
12-15-01
All Afghanistan is euphoric with glee. The Taliban is gone and the country is free!
Thanks to the warlords, those wonderful guys,
For cutting that evil regime down to size!
But alas and alack! And lackaday too! Those very same warlords cause trouble anew.
There's Massoud and Fahim and Dostum, Abdul,
Every one of these fools wants to rule in Kabul!
They're warring and fighting and battling and stuff. And the Afghani folks have just plain had enough!
Afghanistan's crap. Yes, it has to be said.
So wisely we've fled and head for hell instead.
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