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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
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by andydougan
12-17-01
Hello, Acme Plastic Surgery Unltd. How can I help?
Hi, this is Joan Rivers. My friend and I would like to complain about your service.
What's the problem?
Well, when you told Michael and me that you could give us "the looks of a film star"...
WE DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE REFERRING TO THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON!
Will you soon be finished with the phone, Joan? I need to call the vet. Bubbles's rectum's gone and split again.
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