biped
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Here's what they're saying about me:

"Pretty funny, I guess"
"Not funny"
"I think you just broke my brain"
"Pretty dull"
"Single worst thing on the site"
"I found your name, comics and posts uninteresting"
"Someone please make the hurting stop"
"You can make anyone feel as though their brain had just exploded"
"You make my ass explode"
"Ass"
"I fear for the future"
"I really don't like ur comics"
A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It
A Journey To The Centre Of Vin Diesel's Asshole
Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics
Robot Joe

FF -- "NON-BETTE MIDLER COMICS" not starring: Bette Midler

by biped
9-15-04


	Whoa, it's Captain Chip! What did you do this weekend? Anything of note?


	I had relations. Um, sexual relations. With a chihuahua.


	Dude -- you are OUT THERE! I've never even KISSED one! Much less FUCKED the bitch!


	Well...I was lonely. My girlfriend was out of town. It just... well..."happened."


	Hey, wait a minute! When did you get a girlfriend? I thought you were GAY!


	I DID SOME MOVIES! I NEEDED THE DARN MONEY! I'M NOT -- OH, FUCK IT!