CC 271: The Biff McGurk Syndrome -- 1

Author: biped

Date: December 30, 2004

by biped
12-30-04
He was at the top of his game.
You are a veddy clevah opponent, Mistah...
Bond. James "Two-Bags" Bond.
The chicks dug him.
Fuck me, Biff!!! FUCK ME!!! FUUUUCK MEEEEE!!!
No. I am faithful to my lovely wife, Sally. Now get out of here.
The guys wanted to be him.
Hey, Biff! I'm gettin' TWO fuckin' colostomy bags... just like YOU! Awesome, huh?
That's very nice -- but you should just be yourself, Floyd. You're a unique individual.