Joey the Schmuck 4

Author: biped

Date: February 17, 2005

by biped
2-17-05
My house burned down last night.
Aww -- whattaya know.
My dog Fluffy burned up in the house. Oh, and my mom, too.
Nah, I kidnapped your mom. She's chained up in my basement.
Oh! Does (*sniff*) does that mean Fluffy's still alive, too?
No, Fluffy burned up.