The Father O'Mallard Clone Convention

Author: biped

Date: May 7, 2005

by biped
5-07-05
I'm Clone #5. Heh -- we "under ten's" are very proud of our heritage.
Me... num... ber... 103, 482. Me... pee... pee... in pants.
Sometimes I get to fill in for the REAL Father O'Mallard. My sermons, of course, are about "tolerance."
I have lots of wild, uninhibited sex, and help boost his reputation among the "hot babes" in the community.
I eat dinner at his mother's on Sunday. Dear Lord, the old bag can't cook for bat shit.
I whack motherfuckers on..."the list."