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Here's what they're saying about me:

"Pretty funny, I guess"
"Not funny"
"I think you just broke my brain"
"Pretty dull"
"Single worst thing on the site"
"I found your name, comics and posts uninteresting"
"Someone please make the hurting stop"
"You can make anyone feel as though their brain had just exploded"
"You make my ass explode"
"Ass"
"I fear for the future"
"I really don't like ur comics"
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Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics
Robot Joe

The "What If" Robot

by biped
7-27-05


	What if Christopher Columbus had sent ROBOTS in search of a shorter route to China instead of going himself? The so-called "New World" would've been discovered by ROBOTS!


	...and what if ROBOTS had been the first to land on the moon instead of those two clowns named Neil and Buzz? You'd be looking up at a ROBOT moon every night!


	...the history assignment wasn't a "what if" exercise, Skkrrttzzz...


	And what if HUMAN teachers were all replaced with ROBOT teachers! You'd be SHUCKING OYSTERS for some FAT CAJUN BASTARD IN THE MIDDLE OF A SWAMP, YOU --


	THAT'S IT, SKKRRTTZZZ! I'M DEACTIVATING YOU UNTIL YOUR MOTHER COMES TO PICK YOU UP THIS AFTERNOON!