Sally's Day of Discovery

Author: biped

Date: August 30, 2007

by biped
8-30-07
Mommy, where do babies come from?
Err...storks bring them. I'll give you the rest of the details in, oh... about fifteen years.
Mister, where do storks get babies?
Where do storks get babies? (hic) Why, by fuckin', of course. Then one of 'em shits out a kid.
Mommy, I sure wish some fuckin' storks would shit me a baby brother.
Aww, isn't that--OH, MY GOD!!!