Happy "B-Day" To Brad

Author: biped

Date: November 18, 2008

by biped
11-18-08
HEE HAW!!! BIRTH HAPPY DAY, POOPY PANTS!!! HOW OLD AM YOU, FIVE? ME HATE YOU!!! GRRRRRR!!!
Thanks, Dog-On-Ball.
Wow...birthday greetings from the fabulous Dog-On-Ball. I can die happy now.
Hey, mister! Kick ya in the balls for a buck!
Son, my cancerous dick hurts. Suck on it till the pain goes away.
But, Dad, it's my birthday. I thought that maybe, just this once, I'd be spared--oh, fuck it.