CC 411: The Information of Bucky Masturbate

Author: biped

Date: December 21, 2008

by biped
12-21-08
--and Dick, this new woolly Christmas underwear I'm wearing keeps my genitals toasty warm. Hey, would you like to handle--
FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! NO BUCKY, I AM TRYING TO TAKE A PISS!!! AND WOULD NOT LIKE TO HANDLE YOUR GENITALS!!!
Information, how may I--
I would like to know why Dick chose not to handle my warm, toasty genitals. Please be frank.
--and so, Santa, the 411 lady said that as a heterosexual, Dick probably just did not want to feel my humid, sticky penis and tes--
Bucky, can I please go now? I have lots more toys to deliver and you're really making me uncomfortable.