This here golf course needs to go. This land has been in my Pappy's generation for ages and I wont stand for any 2 bit company turning it into a dang nab country club!
You've hired the right team, sir. Now I just need to get some information from you. First: How do you want it done?
I don't know! Blow it up! Cover it with horse turds! Spread disease or put man eating paranhas in the lake! I don't care how you do it, just destroy it!
Ok, so you want Package B. If you upgrade, we can throw in an AIDS infestation absolutely free.
How does that work?
That's top secret. Lets just say it'll involve super glue, 300 donkeys, a midget with big titties, and every country club member being greased up with Astroglide. It's really quite classy.
