So I drove a nail into my frontal lobes. I sat in a trash can and sang the Flintstones theme song. And I licked the Officer's funbag while gargling peroxide...
Then I punched a mime performing in a park, squirted a bottle of liquified pig farts into his eyes, and rubbed his nose in my freshly unwiped sphincter...
Now I'm starting a fire in the local senior citizen home. If it didn't give me a massive chubby I'd start to wonder if Bizarro Tandynuts was fucking with me.
