This is my Jesus. There are many like him, but this one is mine. My Jesus is my best friend, my life. I must master him as I must master my life.
Without me, my Jesus is useless. Without my Jesus, I am useless. My Jesus is human because he is my life. I will keep my Jesus clean and ready. We will become part of each other.
We are the saviors of my life.............. this is the worst Penthouse Forum letter I have ever read.
Wait til you get to the part where I describe my foot washing fetish.
