It has come to the attention of The Almighty Kain that He only has 19 followers. Maybe we can do a mash-up with Ragu and try to gain some of HIS followers?
But then you'll break the treaty you signed with Planet RCL and our world will be doomed!
Right. Ok... so we need a plan. How can we gain some of Ragu's followers without intentionally doing a mash-up?
What if we made a movie and Ragu stars in it. Right? So then it's not a mash up if it's filmed by an independent studio.
THAT might work. Plus I heard that anyone can hire him. Sounds like a hooker to me.
That would be much more glamorous than what we are about to do. No no, think Fight Club meets Winnie the Pooh! The narrator will be Eeyore and voiced by Ragu! Holy fuck, I just wrote a rap song.
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