If you comment on this comic, I will change the ending to fit what you say.
Any time anyone comments from here on out, the ending will be changed for every comment. Like this one...
Let us begin: Pine Sol enemas are better. Ragu likes GILFs. Pandiest reminds me of my lovely ball rash.
Also hovercraft eels is slang for penis farts. And BryceKain is also PlanetWTF and AtheistDiary. And don't talk to me about pantywaste unless you're ready to feltch a midget with eDog. Snoogans.