Alright, you probably don't know who I am, but I'm your dad. I'm on the road alot because I'm a truck driver. I don't really have anything else to say... Wanna hear an old trucking story of mine?
One day I woke up drunk in my truck with my wallet missing and my license plates stolen.
So you say someone stole your license plates huh? What sort of person would go around doing a thing like that?
How the fuck would I know? Probably some sort of asshole who steals license plates off of 18 wheelers.
Yup, thats the day I realized I loved being a truck driver.
