Hey there Phil. I see you're taking casual Friday to heart. Only problem is... It's Tuesday. Now you wanna tell me what a fat fuck like you is doing dressing for casual Friday on a Tuesday?
Excuse me? My name is Cheryl and I work for the Pea Pod delievery service.
Pea Pod delivery service? Why you're just a fat woman! Who do you think you are sullying the good name of Tuesday by walking around this office getting your fat girl stench everywhere?
Did you just eat a sandwich? That was disgusting. Once again, I'd just like to thank you for ruining a perfectly good Tuesday.
