Son, your greasy hair makes me uncomfortable and I'm almost positive any woman would feel the same way. Take into account that your also a Bruins fan and that seals the deal--
Dad! I'm not a Bruins fan.
I thought I saw you in a Bruins jersey yesterday.
You were watching an old Kriss Kross video last night. Thats where you saw the Bruins jersey.
I thought I was watching the Bulls game last night.
No, dad. You only thought that at first because you saw black people. Then I explained to you that it was a Kriss Kross music video.
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