1994: Presidential nephew George P. Bush breaks into ex-girlfriend's Miami home. Ex's daddy not amused; calls the cops...
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| Like uncle... like nephew? | |
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| Thank Heavens Dubya didn't have a son! | |
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2000: A Guwahati, India man climbs a tree to escape an elephant stampede but is pulled down by a pachyderm, which kills him & keeps the corpse for the next two weeks...
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| ... bathing it & refusing to allow villagers near! | |
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| Super! Way cool!Pachyderm Power - activate! | |
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1934: Two days (counting Dec 31st 1933) of heavy rain flood the Los Angeles Basin, killing forty-five and leaving walls of debris up to ten feet high...
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| That sure as heck WASN'T a "White Christmas" - like, AT ALL! It was a... soaking wet drenched soggy Christmas if you ask me! | |
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| Followed by a moldy New Year... but it got worse... of course... five years later - BANG! WORLD WAR TWO! Can't beat THAT! Well... maybe... with No.3...! | |
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