1994: Yitzhak Rabin, Yasser Arafat, F.W. de Klerk and Nelson Mandela are honored to be chosen Time's Men of the Year.
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| Ewwwww... talk about the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse - on the cheap side! Who were the 4 Women of the Year, I wonder? | |
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| At least the F.W. was De Clerk... and not the other F.W. - Murnau! Post-humously? Time loses track of time quite often, y'know... | |
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2002: Mercer, PA, swears in a 19-year-old mayor... Liberty resides in Pennsylvania... that big old rusty bell sure does... and maybe, given time, anarchy will too... one day? It's on its way...
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| Very funny, kid... some I.D. please... | |
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2003: As of today, you can be banned from city buses in Portland, Oregon - if you smell bad...
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| This sucks! Or rather - this stinks! Tee-Hee! What is this - aren't we in the land of the free - and home of the brave enough NOT to bath...? HA HA HA HA HA !!! | |
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| No more puns such as "Portland Portly Sweathogs" or "Oregon Hoars" now - this new legislation renders them obsolete! Hmm... or do they? | |
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