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After years of writing captions on found photos I figure I can throw together some cartoons from clipart. They should be funny as hell. But I'm probably wrong.

Winner of the following: CC #364 and #373 and #400 / RCD #16 and #20 / OPC #45 / WW #59 / FTC #120.

Three sets: those with Target Greeter Girl and those without and then there's the educational Primer for Naïve Maidens presented as a public service.

Laughter is the Spackle of the Soul

by themushroom
6-05-08
TGG had worked for the red circle retailer for longer than most of her coworkers, and it was about time she received some recognision from the regional office.
You're a great example of what service is all about.
I bet you use butter as a personal lubricant.
She was called to the state headquarters for a tour of the customer service call center area and the boardroom, given by the regional manager herself.
People respect a hard worker with a flawless attendance record!
I bet you use one of those battery operated stirrers from the dollar bin as a sex toy.
It was as exciting as one of those all-hands picnics she made it a point to never attend: all the joy of being around management without the benefit of getting paid for it.
You've got leader potential. Now... Let me show you where *I* work.
I bet you squeak when you orgasm. Like an old wooden rocking chair.

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Target Greeter Girl

comments on this comic

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christopher7murphy says:

lol..no one knows what you're thinking....
posted Jun 5th ( permalink )

christopher7murphy says:

"battery operated stirrers from the dollar bin?" heh...try the ****tail umberellas!
posted Jul 11th ( permalink )


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