themushroom
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After years of writing captions on found photos I figure I can throw together some cartoons from clipart. They should be funny as hell. But I'm probably wrong.

Three sets: those with Target Greeter Girl, those without, and my Primer for NaÃ¯ve Maidens.

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Target Greeter Girl #21 : Hot air (speech) balloons

by themushroom
6-05-08

TGG had worked for the red circle retailer for longer than most of her coworkers, and it was about time she received some recognision from the regional office.


	You're a great example of what service is all about.


	I bet you use butter as a personal lubricant.

She was called to the state headquarters for a tour of the customer service call center area and the boardroom, given by the regional manager herself.


	People respect a hard worker with a flawless attendance record!


	I bet you use one of those battery operated stirrers from the dollar bin as a sex toy.

It was as exciting as one of those all-hands picnics she made it a point to never attend: all the joy of being around management without the benefit of getting paid for it.