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After years of writing captions on found photos I figure I can throw together some cartoons from clipart. They should be funny as hell. But I'm probably wrong.

Three sets: those with Target Greeter Girl, those without, and my Primer for NaÃ¯ve Maidens.

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Maidens' Primer : Letting him in the back door

by themushroom
9-24-08

So you are considering consenting to your male's carnal desires yet wish to keep your maidenhood intact, and realized you have more than one opening in your nether regions. This is called "anal sex".


	Do you love me, Jennifer?


	Uh, um, I guess.

To answer your first question: While you will not be exposing your eggs directly to sperm, care must be used so that they do not get a chance to go around the bend and then upstream into your vagina.


	If you love me, you will Do It with me.


	Well, okay, Billy, but don't put it into where I pee. Put it in where I poop.

Second question: Yes, it hurts!! Third question: No, he will be rushed, dry, and lousy at it. Fourth question: The sexologist Sam Kinison says that men only want it because women hate it.


	I'll pull down my pants and bend over... just keep it in my butt and don't let it slide down.


	shit! I didn't even get my pants un- buttoned before I lost my load, Jen! I'm gonna go home.

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