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After years of writing captions on found photos I figure I can throw together some cartoons from clipart. They should be funny as hell. But I'm probably wrong.

Three sets: those with Target Greeter Girl, those without, and my Primer for NaÃ¯ve Maidens.

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Maidens' Primer : Two in the pink, one in the stink

by themushroom
2-17-11

The female anatomy has three holes in her nether regions. The first one, right below the clitoral hood, is the urethra, which releases urine. Do not insert anything into this hole.


	You know, I saw a guy on the Internet stick his finger up his own urethra.


	I don't like how that is sounding...

The second one, the main attraction, is the vagina. You may put any clean solid items in here except cowboys, and avoid sugary items when possible.

The third one, the anus, is the one you make poop from. It's a matter of per- sonal preference, relaxation, and lubrication whether you can insert anything. Men will ask to go inside.


	Arr, I'm a butt-pirate! Hand over yer booty, wench!


	I don't want to play this anymore. I'm still sore from the last time, Bill!

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