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After years of writing captions on found photos I figure I can throw together some cartoons from clipart. They should be funny as hell. But I'm probably wrong.

Three sets: those with Target Greeter Girl, those without, and my Primer for NaÃ¯ve Maidens.

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Maidens' Primer : Girls are like you but with boobies.

by themushroom
11-29-16

There are some ridiculous myths about girls. Girls want boys to believe they are not icky like the boys are.


	Girls are perfect creatures. They do not poop, fart, burp, or produce funky smells. They're like humans but better.

Never mind how unlikely consumption without excretion or bacteria not affecting girls' bodies are logically; some boys take that hype as gospel.


	I loved hiking up here. But now I'm pitting out pretty bad and, uh, I gotta take a big dump.


	Ha ha ha, you so funny, Jenessa! You big kidder!

Bad breath, funky vaginal odors, stinky pits, unclean anuses, laying cable, gas warfare, earthshaking belches, and every foul thing you do... so does she.


	Shit, you weren't kidding afterall.


	So we're alone up here... do you wanna eat me out?

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