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| I'm going to build a wall to keep the Mexicans out! We deport the ones that are here! We have to get the Chinese out of our business! | |
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| Though the wall has to have a gate since fruit needs to get picked, of course. And Chinese steel is okay since I need new towers built! | |
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| I'm going to punish people who have abortions, who speak against me, who aren't hetro, flag burners, and of course Hillary Clinton for existing! | |
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| Though my party stands for smaller government and my pet project is to stop bullying in our schools. I'm all about the First Amendment! | |
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| So your platform is to ironically support the opposite of what you publicly reject. | |
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| I don't know what you're talking about. I never contradict myself. Hey, Security, throw this bum out! | |
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