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After years of writing captions on found photos I figure I can throw together some cartoons from clipart. They should be funny as hell. But I'm probably wrong.

Winner of the following: CC #364 and #373 and #400 / RCD #16 and #20 / OPC #45 / WW #59 / FTC #120.

Three sets: those with Target Greeter Girl and those without and then there's the educational Primer for Naïve Maidens presented as a public service.

Laughter is the Spackle of the Soul

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by themushroom
12-03-16
I'm going to build a wall to keep the Mexicans out! We deport the ones that are here! We have to get the Chinese out of our business!
Though the wall has to have a gate since fruit needs to get picked, of course. And Chinese steel is okay since I need new towers built!
I'm going to punish people who have abortions, who speak against me, who aren't hetro, flag burners, and of course Hillary Clinton for existing!
Though my party stands for smaller government and my pet project is to stop bullying in our schools. I'm all about the First Amendment!
So your platform is to ironically support the opposite of what you publicly reject.
I don't know what you're talking about. I never contradict myself. Hey, Security, throw this bum out!
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