A Primer For NaÃ¯ve Maidens

The Maidens' Primer is a series of life-lessons for the impressionable and innocent young lasses of the first half of the last century. Things mothers would never bring up to their sweet daughters without having a couple stiff drinks first, but they'd really like their little girls to know, like advice about sanitary napkins and cautionary warnings about that scourge of men - The Creepy Pee-Pee. -=- So as not to put any delicate flowers on the spot, the cartoon will be presented using males in the situations that young ladies may find themselves in.

Maidens' Primer : Be fresh as a spring day down there

by themushroom
7-04-08

It's a fact: Your petals of womanhood can become not-so-fresh, sometimes quicker than you expect. Bacteria and other bad things can grow quickly in a warm, humid environment such as your vagina.


	Is your mother cooking fish for dinner tonight?


	Nope, it's pot roast.

This is why it is important to bathe every other day, douche at regular intervals, wear clean panties daily, and use floral-scented personal hygiene products to 'freshen up'.


	Uh, so, that week-old carp guts smell in this room is...


	...coming from within my pants.

A little pussy-whiff can be a pheromone, which is why boys sniff bicycle seats and whack off madly afterwards. If you can be smelled across a room, you're rotten.


	I'll go get that can of Glade out of the bathroom.


	You'd better get that right now, I'll be in there rinsing my crotch with Ajax shortly.

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