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After years of writing captions on found photos I figure I can throw together some cartoons from clipart. They should be funny as hell. But I'm probably wrong.

Three sets: those with Target Greeter Girl, those without, and my Primer for NaÃ¯ve Maidens.

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Maidens' Primer : Be fresh as a spring day down there

by themushroom
7-04-08

It's a fact: Your petals of womanhood can become not-so-fresh, sometimes quicker than you expect. Bacteria and other bad things can grow quickly in a warm, humid environment such as your vagina.


	Is your mother cooking fish for dinner tonight?


	Nope, it's pot roast.

This is why it is important to bathe every other day, douche at regular intervals, wear clean panties daily, and use floral-scented personal hygiene products to 'freshen up'.


	Uh, so, that week-old carp guts smell in this room is...


	...coming from within my pants.

A little pussy-whiff can be a pheromone, which is why boys sniff bicycle seats and whack off madly afterwards. If you can be smelled across a room, you're rotten.


	I'll go get that can of Glade out of the bathroom.


	You'd better get that right now, I'll be in there rinsing my crotch with Ajax shortly.

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