A Primer For NaÃ¯ve Maidens

The Maidens' Primer is a series of life-lessons for the impressionable and innocent young lasses of the first half of the last century. Things mothers would never bring up to their sweet daughters without having a couple stiff drinks first, but they'd really like their little girls to know, like advice about sanitary napkins and cautionary warnings about that scourge of men - The Creepy Pee-Pee. -=- So as not to put any delicate flowers on the spot, the cartoon will be presented using males in the situations that young ladies may find themselves in.

Maidens' Primer : Letting him in the back door

by themushroom
9-24-08

So you are considering consenting to your male's carnal desires yet wish to keep your maidenhood intact, and realized you have more than one opening in your nether regions. This is called "anal sex".


	Do you love me, Jennifer?


	Uh, um, I guess.

To answer your first question: While you will not be exposing your eggs directly to sperm, care must be used so that they do not get a chance to go around the bend and then upstream into your vagina.


	If you love me, you will Do It with me.


	Well, okay, Billy, but don't put it into where I pee. Put it in where I poop.

Second question: Yes, it hurts!! Third question: No, he will be rushed, dry, and lousy at it. Fourth question: The sexologist Sam Kinison says that men only want it because women hate it.


	I'll pull down my pants and bend over... just keep it in my butt and don't let it slide down.


	shit! I didn't even get my pants un- buttoned before I lost my load, Jen! I'm gonna go home.

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