That's not a bad thing though. He's funny. And writes funny movies.

Except for Chasing Amy. That movie is depressing.

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I think Chasing Amy is his best movie.

I like the rest too, even have Jay and Bob action figures and snagged Smith's autograph at San Diego Comicon.

I prefer Mallrats or Dogma, personally.
I'd like to get the action figures, but don't have the money :\

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Steal them from Choad.

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Poop.

I'm not a fan of dogma...Mallrats is really the best one.

J.Lo is in the new Kevin Smith movie.

*sigh*

Bring back Jason Lee!

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I've heard Jay and Silent Bob will be absent in Jersey Girl. That would blow.

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I'm not a fan of dogma...Mallrats is really the best one.

J.Lo is in the new Kevin Smith movie.

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I heard that J Lo's screen was cut for the most part due to sales on Gigli.

P.S. Ben Affleck begged Kevin to write JG because its supposed to be a sequel to Chasing Amy. Affleck said that he loved that movie and begged Kevin to write another. If it sucks, we get to light Afflecks house on fire.

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Affleck sucks ass.

Bring back Jason Lee and Jay and Silent Bob!

If JG fails, we get to lynch Jen and Ben!

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Yeah!

Wait, not my brother and his wife...

Their names are Ben and Jennifer...

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I'm sure they suck ass just as much.

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Wouldn't know, never talk to them.

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Kevin Smith films that are teh stoopid: 'Dogma', 'Mallrats' and 'Jay and Silent Bob strikes back'. Dogma is actually okay for a popcorn flick, but gets on the list because of the shit demon and Alanis Morrisette being God. I hate the other two. Mallrats was just too goofy and Jay and Silent Bob had no point to it (something all the previous Smith films have at least tried to make) that I could decipher, except to be a cash cow and a really lame-ass comedy.

Kevin Smith films that are good, emotionally driven movies without minor background characters like Jay and Silent Bob being exploited and stretched out over two hours as if they were cartoon characters: Clerks and Chasing Amy.

Just because Amy was a depressing movie doesn't make it a bad one, or an unentertaining one. Hooper's black rage speeches were priceless and Ben Affleck was actually enjoyable while teamed up with Jason Lee.

And Clerks is just classic. The dialogue, the characters, the setting and everything. And the Russian rockstar who would sing about fucking. Yeah, that's it.

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Jay and Silent Bob was a self-referencing comedy with beloved side characters finally getting their own movie, which many fans had been asking for.
Mallrats was a commercial venture, yes, but I thought it was hillarious.
Chasing Amy was, in my opinion, boring. It was, as I saw it, a romantic comedy. I actually relate to Ben Affleck's character in that movie, too, and that's part of what depresses me in that movie. It also reminds me of what I have not.
Dogma was a good hollywood comedy. It was incredibly inaccurate regarding the religious aspects, but in general, I thought it was good.
Clerks was possibly the best of all the movies, but even it had drawbacks. I personally think the whole "black and white film" perspective was a little trite, and the catchphrases were somewhat forced down the viewer's throat ("Buncha savages in this town", "Thirty-Seven?!", "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"). That's not to say they don't have their value, and are, in fact, hillarious.

There ya go. My view, not that you care.

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Meh. I guess we'll just have to chalk it up to different strokes for different folks.

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Apparently.

Then again, I liked all three of the Matrix movies. I guess that means I have no taste...

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If you're really interested in Kevin Smith, I would strongly recommend that you check out 'An Evening with Kevin Smith'. It's about three hours worth of stuff edited from a tour he did of various colleges. It's just all sorts of question and answer stuff.

He gives a lot of background into where the ideas for his movies came from, how he got started, and all sorts of other info about his life. Like how he injured his penis the first night he got busy with his soon to be wife. And other important things like that.

I love all of Kevin Smith's movies. I've got them all, along with the aforementioned tour DVD, and also the first (and only) six episodes of the ill-begotten Clerks animated series.

He did mention that Jay and Silent Bob are no more. After making their movie, he decided that he'd pretty much said all there was to say on the subject.

I am looking forward to Jersey Girl. I could do without J Lo, though.

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No. Only if you liked the last two. :P

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'An Evening With Kevin Smith' is excellent.

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Sometimes I hate having the unpopular opinion.

I've yet to see "An Evening with Kevin Smith", but I've heard it's awesome.

This thread should really be moved into "FGH", in my opinion.

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Sometimes I hate having the unpopular opinion.

This thread should really be moved into "FGH", in my opinion.

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I liked Episode II. It was not the shit. But it was also not pure shit.

Never mind.

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I liked mallrats... brody is awsome :(

I need to find a Dixie cup.

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ha!

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