If so, you have to see this. I think demons have been breeding among us.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/smb3.asx

The bit with the cannonballs is the best thing I've ever seen.

I saw that a month ago. Pretty impressive. He must of had a cheat or something.

You are right about the cannonballs. Fucking awesome. The guy must be autistic or something.

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not autistic, just a jappanese guy. :L he almost lost it on those airships, but its still really awsome.

I only wasted ten minutes watching the video. The person playing this game has wasted his entire life.

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The guy responsible has a page (mind the babelfish) explaining how he did it. He used an emulator that lets him play at reduced speed and back up the recording to a previous save state (according to the downloadable rom recording on his homepage, he rerecorded over 40,000 times).

My world has never been the same since discovering this.

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That was fucking fantastic. My brain hurts now.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Amazing to watch. When I think about all the time I wasted playing that game, it probably pales in comparison to all the time that guy wasted on that game.

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I'm ok at Super Mario Bros. but I don't really know the timing and all the stuff THAT well.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

I have Super Mario Bros. 3 sitting right by me right now, for NES. I never fucking beat that game, I've had it since I was 2.

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Feh, big deal. I've also beaten Super Mario Brothers 3 in ten minutes

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That made my brain hurt. All the time I wasted on that game when I had it and this guy does THAT. Fuckin'-A!

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As was explained, he did cheat a bit.

Though, he somehow knew where all the cannonball would come.

Also, I thought he was going to play through the whole game, not use the lameass whistle to breeze past all the fun levels.

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The farthest I've ever gotten in that game without using whistles would probably be world 4, which is why I am going to challenge myself this weekend to beat the entire game without using 1 cheat. :) Now, if only I could get the dust out of my NES. It's been sitting on my computer desk hooked up to the TV since last year, it broke in March. Fuck.

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I think he said he saved states constantly (a nifty feature of most emulators), which means he could just keep going back a few seconds until he got something right.

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Yeah, I guess I can see that. That's way too much time going back and shit.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Yes that's why it took him 2 years. You'd think you could spend at least half the time practicing and being able to to it without cheating. Some people..

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If A > B Then use B.

A = Time spent finding a workaround.
B = Just doing the damn work.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Wow. What a dork. That was amazing though. I kept on expecting him to get hit by one of those cannonballs or fall in to the lava or something. Damn.

Oh, and Luigi is Mario's bitch.

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What's with the timer going down at long intervals sometimes?

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That's why it looks like towards the end of it he wasn't concentrating on constant 1-ups. He probably got tired of going back as much towards the end.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I would have to dispute that claim - mainly in regards to Super Mario Bros. 2. Luigi was my favorite character to use. His high jumping skills really helped out in tight situations.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

I would have to dispute that claim - mainly in regards to Super Mario Bros. 2. Luigi was my favorite character to use. His high jumping skills really helped out in tight situations.

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But that still doesn't mean Mario doesn't use Luigi for tight sweaty buttsecks.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

What about Yoshi? He has a very long tounge.

he has that pink dino chick that most likely gives the best blowjobs in the world

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