I just worked out that brad has so far recieved USD$4274394.90 in donations to stripcreator. Plus his ample Sellout (Google) money. Also, I'm sure a lot of suckers here bought his Brad Sucks cd (myself included) and maybe the Outside The Inbox thingy, and whatever else he has going.

I am basing this off an average $38.30 a year donation (going by mine, DragonXero and little_kitty's). Then there's 37201 users, over three years. Also, I am assuming everyone donates, even before they get here.

I think brad should be PayPaling us money now.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Also, he is rich in fibre!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

You forgot to subtract my monthly $75,000 "protection fee", in which I make certain that Brad doesn't accidentally slip and fall and get his skull cracked in with the blender.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Now, Gabe?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

That's about 63 trillion in Canuck dollars, isn't it? With that kind of money Bradism would be the state religion of Canada by now.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

You mean "loonies"? :D

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I was wondering why Saskatchewan got renamed to Bradskatchewan.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

No WONDER my letters home always got returned. I thought they were retarded when they said that SK wasn't a province...

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Now it's BK. Have it your way.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"That's a lovely skull you have there. It would be a shame if it was to be damaged in any way. You want I should make sure nothing inadvertent happens to that pretty skull that you have on the top of your neck?"

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

NOW, GABE?!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

What the fuck are you talking about?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'm running for the premiere of Bradskatchewan.

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Poop.

Oh, right... Okay. I'll be quiet until we...

Never mind.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Teh coolest.

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LEWL

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Hey, brad, do you remember that one time you gave me a manly high-five in the back of that van? Man, you've got the high-fiving hand of a pornstar. I still can't believe that thing you did where you lifted up your arm and extended the hand, pushing the seat back so you could high-five me with the seat back. That was amazing!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Er, hey brad, you know that little dog you took from the animal shelter three years ago? Well, the people from the shelter would like to come over and pet your dog. If you don't return the leash he came with they're going to ask you again. They will probably ask you again anyway, but at least they won't tell you to get him neutered.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Hey brad, remember when we had all that gay sex? good times.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Hey brad, remember that time you were on the grassy knoll and shot that one President guy?

Or the time you stole the collection plate at Church to pay for Stripcreator one month?

Ah, the memories...

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

He still hasn't censored you guys.

But he will when I tell everyone about the $6,000,000 he has in his swiss bank account.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

If I didn't know better, I'd say the reason brad censored me and not dcom is that he's proud of banging dcom but ashamed of high-fiving me.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Brad, remember that time you didn't have sex with that goat.

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Poop.

[17:57:30] are all the edited posts in the brad is rich thread really edited?
[17:57:52] no
[17:57:53] just yours

Wangs to all of yous!

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[18:03:21] why'd you tell dcom you didn't edit those other posts?
[18:04:02] need to know, obi
[18:04:04] need to know

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.